And no, just taking 5 min to do the thing is not an option. (startrek.website)
There can only be one! (startrek.website)
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No soap. It makes the children too slippery. (startrek.website)
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Pushing down on you... (startrek.website)
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The safest way to travel (startrek.website)
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Prove you're not an android (startrek.website)
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Sensors report that sanity levels in this sector are decreasing rapidly, Captain (startrek.website)
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The man, the myth, the legend (startrek.website)
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Citrus Lingerie (startrek.website)
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Have you assholes never heard of Chain of Command?!?! (startrek.website)
Thanks to @JordanLaFordan over on Mastodon for shooting this over to me. Far too accurate.
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Federation of Hold My Beer [Now with Narration!] (startrek.website)
Too long, don’t wanna read? I got bored. Feel free to listen instead.
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Twaining, you say? That just brings us full circle. (startrek.website)
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What a great deal (startrek.website)
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Decisions decisions (startrek.website)
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It's a simple life (startrek.website)
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We need a 2meirl4meirl community (startrek.website)
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Some questions are better left unanswered (startrek.website)
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Any other phone call marathoners out there? (startrek.website)
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Now what? (startrek.website)
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I really need GameDevs to stop doing this (startrek.website)
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In a later report to Starfleet command, the computer malfunctions would be blamed on an Iconian probe. (startrek.website)
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Spoiling speedrun if it's organic (startrek.website)
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You have to wait until the 2 shows up (startrek.website)
It still sounds like something Spock would say (startrek.website)
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