the_itsb = the Ill-Tempered Sea Bass, and though it’s a batfish and not a sea bass, I’ve always thought this guy conveys the ill-tempered part beautifully.
Who I actually am as a person is a little more like some kind of crab. There’s the strawberry crab, who is “small, brightly-colored … known to be quite toxic,” which sounds just like me without medication. 😂 And then there’s the black-eyed hermit crab, who “often inhabits shells left by massive moon snails … often covered with colorful pink anemone-like hydroids, making this critter even cuter.”
In my mind, I’d probably like it to be something a bit noble. But my wife would probably say a Golden Retriever. All over the place energy that jumps between couch potato and hyperactive, pack/family oriented, and a bit dumdum. Can’t say I totally disagree.
I’d like to say penguin, because I love them; but my experience keeps pointing me to a deer, whether I agree or not. My wife’s seems to be a bee, for whatever reason. Just weird, coincidental observations that really made us wonder. But c’est la vie, I’m cool with a deer if it is what it is.
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