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Beefytootz , to memes in Text wrap

Pro-tip, at least when I last used Word, hold alt when dragging and dropping images. It somehow fixed the brokenness of the default way of doing it. I think this still works, I just haven’t had to type anything up in like 5-10 years, of the stuff I have, I don’t think I’ve ever had to include an image.

PunnyName , to memes in Just out for a J-o-double-g

Lol

Oh God, I fucking snorted!

pete_the_cat , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*

This is my mom. So many damn pillows on the couch that you can’t sit on it.

It’s not a damn pillow display!

AltheaHunter ,

It’s not a damn pillow display!

Sounds like it is.

pete_the_cat ,

She clearly thinks it is

Gonzako ,

At least you’re allowed to try and sit on the sofa.

NaoPb ,

Only on sunday, when there’s special visitors over. The rest of the time we sit on plastic chairs in the room next to the kitchen.

That’s how some of my relatives do it. Even when we were over we were sitting in the plastic chairs. I don’t get why they would live like this.

iAmTheTot , to memes in Text wrap
@iAmTheTot@kbin.social avatar

Wouldn't happen if you use formatting tools correctly.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m actually pretty good at formating. Just found this funny

Imgonnatrythis ,

Don’t blame me. I voted for Clippy.

Appoxo , (edited )
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Rarely happened to me either.

If it happened it was usually due to me creating a design problem beforehand.

pete_the_cat , to memes in Sealed shut

It gave my dad and myself a good chuckle.

Bloodwoodsrisen , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*
@Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Me but with squishmallows

Unfortunately I only have one currently

hunter2 , to memes in Text wrap

Bonuspoints if it keeps being borked after undoing the last change. Certified Microsoft moment 😎

Track_Shovel OP ,

My fight right now is with figure cross references inserting the whole fucking figure in the text body.

I know how to fix it, but it’s a pain.

affiliate ,

I know how to fix it, but it’s a pain.

this is a perfect description of the microsoft office experience

Nepenthe , (edited ) to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

I was up at an Airbnb in Boston years ago and I still very much remember one entire third of the bed I was given being covered in different throw pillows. It was bad enough to actually be funny, and more intrusive than the photo I had to take would have you believe. Where the photo cuts off is the edge of the mattress.

I had to move them every night in order to go to sleep, and but them back every morning when I made the bed. I counted. There were sixteen of them. Everyone else's beds were the same way.

n00b001 ,

A good time to buy cushion manufacturing stocks!

(that’s a lot of cushions!)

Devi ,

Why did you put them back??

Nepenthe ,
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

How do you just make the bed with no pillows

Devi ,

You take the pillows that you actually use and put them on. The rest of them go in the cupboard, or hell, just on the floor.

kromem , to memes in There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy

I mean, she also looked like this.

HappyMeatbag , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*
@HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org avatar

My hatred of throw pillows is so extreme that it borders on psychotic.

“They don’t serve any purpose besides getting in your way! What if you want so sit on the couch, but there’s already someone else on it? You can’t just put the throw pillow in their lap. You can’t toss it on the floor, either. That’s rude. I HATE THEM SO MUCH.” 🔪 🪶🪶🪶

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m with you. Fuck you and your decorative pillows and towels!

Bloodwoodsrisen ,
@Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Neither of you have heard of Decorative Soap it seems

HappyMeatbag ,
@HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org avatar

I have. Sometimes, if I’m forced to attend an event at the house of someone I don’t like, I’ll wash my hands with it out of spite.

Bloodwoodsrisen ,
@Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I applaud your spite motivation, Sir

clearedtoland , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*

Omg! When did my wife join Lemmy?!

ohlaph , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*

Haha, perfect.

M137 , to memes in If Harry Potter was set 50 years earlier

“Just don’t Slytherin”

Nice grammar.

teft ,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

They went to Hogwarts. Do you recall those robe wearing shits ever taking a grammar class?

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Let me Slytherin to those DMs.

saltnotsugar , to memes in If Harry Potter was set 50 years earlier

“Blimey Harry! This panzerfaust looks wicked,” Ron said. “Come along you two. We need to hold this bridge for three hours,” Hermione barked from the Tiger tank. Harry had never seen such bullshit before, and thought this whole magic business seemed rather bothersome.

H2207 , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*
@H2207@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t see the point in cushions, the sofa’s got a backrest for a reason and they’re always way too hard to. Same goes for butt cushions on dining chairs, 10/10 times I take them off.

lobut ,

When I was in group, some ladies used the pillows because the back was a bit “too” far back otherwise if they did go all the way back then their feet wouldn’t touch the ground.

NaoPb ,

Makes sense. I have long legs so I need to remove the pillows or they’re in my way.

trailing9 ,

It’s fight club 2.0

If they are not allowed to question the fabric of their culture, their mind finds another way to compensate.

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