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postnataldrip , 8 months ago to memes in Weekend Decisions

90s Steven Segal went a bit crazy with the spray tan

Lamb , 8 months ago to memes in Weekend Decisions

Why he kinda cute… 😳

ivanafterall , 8 months ago to memes in Nah, it's ok, she'll have the tossed salad

No, but seriously, if we're doing that, please consider having the tossed salad for dinner.

Track_Shovel OP , 8 months ago

What, you don’t like curry?

tdawg , 8 months ago

How do I unread this

Neato , 8 months ago

Like a day or two in advance.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , 8 months ago

Chilli is the best foreplay for ass play.

KrankyKong , 8 months ago

The ol’ spicy russian roulette

getoffthedrugsdude , 8 months ago to memes in Nah, it's ok, she'll have the tossed salad

Sir, this is a Texas Roadhouse

queermunist , 8 months ago to memes in Weekend Decisions

Notice how both of those apples are being offered by the serpent. 🤔 🤔 🤔

HurlingDurling , 8 months ago to memes in Jesus wept

proceeds to start playing sweet child of mine

IndiBrony , 8 months ago to memes in Weekend Decisions

Is this from Mormon Jesus? It looks like it’s from Mormon Jesus.

electrorocket , 8 months ago

Naw, it’s Star Trek: The Animated Series. I illegally downloaded this in 2000 on mIRC.

TheSanSabaSongbird , 8 months ago to memes in Jesus wept

Nice! I’m a Telecaster man as well! Me and Jesus.

Imgonnatrythis , 8 months ago to memes in Weekend Decisions

Get away from me with your pants Satan!

TimeSquirrel , 8 months ago

No, it's "get your pants away and come with me, Satan <3."

norbert , 8 months ago to memes in Weekend Decisions

I did the dishes and sorted some clothes to donate this afternoon. Still in pajamas, but will go drop stuff off later. Going to a pop-up night market/carnival thing later tonight.

Smoking all day though.

WhatsHerBucket , 8 months ago

That sounds fun! Report back on how it was :)

Stay lifted.

grue , 8 months ago to memes in Weekend Decisions

Stealth !risa meme (the pic is from Star Trek: TAS).

FARTYSHARTBLAST , 8 months ago to memes in Weekend Decisions

Best I can do is put on my pants and cook food because food is pretty good.

Horik , 8 months ago to memes in Weekend Decisions

Are you me? This is literally the discussion I have with myself every weekend.

bobs_monkey , 8 months ago

I’m lying in bed with my dog contemplating this one right now. On one hand, I’ve got a fair bit of work to catch up on, but on the other, my wife is out of town for the weekend and I have the whole house to myself.

Okkai , 8 months ago

Those are the best weekends. Do whatever you want until 1 hour before your wife gets home and then rapidly clean everything so it looks like you were productive.

taanegl , 8 months ago to memes in Jesus wept

He said nay, this was not the sweet soul fulfilling harmony of cherubim, but only admiration of it’s greatness. He proclaimed unto them that he couldn’t remember the greatest psalm in the world, that his words then and there was but a tribute.

Zink , 8 months ago to memes in I for one welcome our new penguin overlords

Look at that face. That penguin STARTED with disdain for the poor.