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Thorry84 , to lemmyshitpost in Wow, my uncle has been trying to save Christmas all along!

I’m gonna start my own Christmas with Hookers and Blow

RickyRigatoni , to lemmyshitpost in doing his own research
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

i wanna go to prairie dog town

rockSlayer ,

You drive past it on the way to Devil’s Tower. If you’ve never seen a prairie dog before, you’ll absolutely love it

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m prarire dogging right now

Thade780 , to lemmyshitpost in doing his own research

I crave mashed potatoes now.

gmtom , to lemmyshitpost in A long and distinguished family

Whoever drew this has never seen a beef wellington before. That’s a whole loaf of bread with a slab of beef stuffed in it.

Track_Shovel OP ,

No. It looks like a giant twinkie with a slab of beef in it

Slow , to lemmyshitpost in Wow, my uncle has been trying to save Christmas all along!

😳 What other books are available in this shop?

uservoid1 , to lemmyshitpost in Wow, my uncle has been trying to save Christmas all along!

They Knew www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGSesNbMp5I

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling ,
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I’m actually shocked that it is just a good kids book. The main joke is on the cover, and that’s about it.

Waraugh ,

It’s good that Blow could handle the load.

callmepk , to lemmyshitpost in A long and distinguished family
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They are all Cannoli to me

dylanTheDeveloper ,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

It’s cannonoli

Track_Shovel OP , to lemmyshitpost in A long and distinguished family

Please refer to the community name. This is a checks notes shitpost - I’m not here to post factually accurate information

creamed_eels , to lemmyshitpost in A long and distinguished family

Ho Hos: the free spirit aunt who worked as a go go dancer in the ‘60s to fund her hippy lifestyle

skhayfa , to lemmyshitpost in A long and distinguished family

Kibbeh the Oriental cousin

SocialMediaRefugee , to lemmyshitpost in A long and distinguished family

Gordon Ramsey’s favorite family

Strawberry , to lemmyshitpost in A long and distinguished family

pop tarts aren’t vegetarian

owatnext ,

Came to the comments to say this lol. They have gelatin in them, which is made from animal bones.

dylanTheDeveloper ,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Ain’t food either

thereisalamp ,

Itt people who don’t know the difference between vegetarian and vegan

Strawberry ,

i mean in this case they are not vegetarian

thereisalamp ,

Gelatin isn’t a problem for a Vegetarian diet, it falls along the same lines as eggs, cheese and yogurt. Most Cristian consume animal byproducts and refrain from eating meat specifically, and then impose further based on their own values. Poptarts would in fact be okay in a vegetarian diet.

Strawberry ,

I’ve been vegetarian and vegan before and I assure you that gelatin isn’t vegetarian

Jackcooper , to lemmyshitpost in A long and distinguished family

Chicken cordon Bleu, the rich uncle who no one ever sees anymore

Blackmist , to lemmyshitpost in A long and distinguished family

Wait, what the fuck do Americans think pigs in a blanket is?

gallopingsnail ,
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Here it refers to hot dogs rolled in croissant dough and baked.

sfbing ,

What do non-Americans think it is?

fox2263 ,

Small Sausage wrapped in bacon.

Lesrid ,

You’d probably win an award at a cookout for your unusual take on pigs-in-a-blanket and they’d go right back to breading bits of hotdog.

fox2263 ,

So are you telling me this is the one thing Americans _haven’t _ added bacon to?

dylanTheDeveloper ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b4b3fc49-8706-4ab5-bd7c-6daed0ac5a83.jpeg

EnderMB ,

It amazes me that American’s are still trying to make this a thing.

They’ve not only “invented” the sausage roll, they named it after a staple part of a Christmas dinner. It’s two simultaneous kicks in the face.

postmateDumbass , to lemmyshitpost in A long and distinguished family

Hotpockets and Poptarts but

No pasties. The wayward topless dancer daughter.

No (Chicken) Pot Pie. The stoner draft dodger uncle.

No shepherds pie. The religious freak, mashed potato brained uncle.

CanadianCarl ,

A true shepherd’s pie is made with lamb and cottage pie is the one that is made with beef.

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