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pigup , 4 months ago to memes in My go to when I want to impress a date

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/90690f39-1795-4abd-8681-d388d068bf9b.png

gun , 4 months ago

That is… Mind blowing

theredbit , 4 months ago

I would drive it

ipkpjersi , 4 months ago

Holy shit I can’t stop laughing that’s actually amazing.

Alexstarfire , 4 months ago to memes in My go to when I want to impress a date

I’m more upset that the bananas aren’t peeled. What kind of monster eats a banana whole, INCLUDING THE STEM?

pruwybn , 4 months ago

They’re al dente.

victron , 4 months ago to memes in My go to when I want to impress a date

This is so stupid… but I don’t hate it.

Jtee , 4 months ago to memes in My go to when I want to impress a date

My wife says this isn’t funny but she’s wrong

MrFunnyMoustache , 4 months ago

Is your wife Italian?

smuuthbrane , 4 months ago to memes in My go to when I want to impress a date

My favourite pasta dish a footling hot dog weiner:

Long weenie.

wallmenis , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in intent

I hope they intendo-n fixing it.

JoShmoe , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in intent

indento

ObviouslyNotBanana , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in intent

This post feels too normal to be here, though it is a good post.

robdor , 4 months ago

Yeah I hear a small percent want the post deleted. Not many though. Maybe one intendo.

EdibleFriend , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in intent

That’s what my grandma called it

ricecooker , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in intent

I hope Nintendon’t

Remember that tagline from the 90s? “She’s does what Nintendon’t”?!

I can’t remember what they were doing, maybe allowing blood in Street Fighter 2 and Kortal Kombat but by MK2 Nintendo changed their mind

flambonkscious , 5 months ago to memes in who is gonna save you from Deez nutz

This is excellent!

match , 5 months ago to memes in who is gonna save you from Deez nutz

acornposting is an excellent meme, weird to think I’ve only seen it on lemmy

Hailstorm8440 , 5 months ago to lemmyshitpost in All the excuse needed

Can somebody explain the joke

weax , 5 months ago

A cop recently mistook an acorn hitting his car for the sound of a gun firing at him from the handcuffed, searched, man inside the car. Officer then proceeded to do a double combat roll, scream “IM HIT”, and unload two magazines into the car with the handcuffed man inside.

Hailstorm8440 , 4 months ago

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uis , 5 months ago to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

At least they didn’t find paper cup.

yamapikariya , 5 months ago to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

Ew, ifunny