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correcthorsedickbatterystaple , to ukcasual in First Day in the UK, tested the most casual thing I could think about. Your English Breakfast is awesome!

english breakfast:

protein ham
protein bacon
protein sausage
protein eggs
protein beans
protein/garbage blood sausage

garbage mushrooms
garbage tomato

starch hash browns
starch toast

...but the beans make it superior to anything americans do. seriously beans with breakfast wtf are americans doing wrong. missing beans that's what

but seriously...choose a protein or two and ditch the fucking mushrooms jfc wtf is wrong with people it's not an animal or a plant its a fungus i don't want to eat the stuff that grows at the base of your toilet.

ditch the mushrooms and it looks delicious. and add more beans.

krush_groove ,

I’ve lived in the UK for nearly 20 years and see no benefit to having the beans anywhere near a full English plate.

ReCursing ,
@ReCursing@kbin.social avatar

I've lived in the UK for 42 years and see no benefit to having beans

erusuoyera ,

I’ve been alive in the UK for 46 years and also see no benefits to having beans.

radix ,
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They’re just delicious. They’re in some kind of gravy, aren’t they? Something mildly sweet that makes it absolutely wonderful to eat?

funkless_eck ,

Do people call bean juice gravy?

radix ,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

I don’t know; that was just the word that came to mind. It could be very wrong.

ReCursing ,
@ReCursing@kbin.social avatar

It's basically ketchup, and ketchup is horrible. Malt vinegar and tomato never belong together

Hegar ,
@Hegar@kbin.social avatar

Downvote for being factually incorrect about mushrooms, one of the best things that can be put into a mouth.

collegefurtrader ,

How does it feel to be so wrong about mushrooms?

Whiskeyomega , to ukcasual in First Day in the UK, tested the most casual thing I could think about. Your English Breakfast is awesome!

I See you've awoken the fry up police....

Kyoyeou OP ,

Guilty your honor!

LEONHART , to memes in Please don't see my Prozakk CD at the back...

I’m feeling this.

groats_survivor , to memes in Babe, pls pick up

The most frustrating thing to me is when I’m with her in person she always has her phone, when I try to call she’s like [what the hell is this ringing thing]

happyhippo , to memes in Babe, pls pick up

Why TF do they keep their phone on silent is beyond me.

Is this a worldwide wife plot, or what?

Waraugh ,

I keep mine on silent too. It’s fucking annoying how often people are trying to contact me or send me shit. I ended up on the phone for two hours this morning playing therapist for a coworker, time I’ll never get back.

Anyway, this shit is after two weeks:

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/677e229c-bb74-4f79-8393-d4324ebf34dc.jpeg

I have my settings to discard everything after 30 days but it still gets ridiculous so every couple weeks I delete all texts and recent calls. That’s only the stuff I’ve ignored too. It blows my mind how much people are obsessed with their phones.

lightnsfw ,

Mines on silent unless I’m asleep so work can call me if necessary. If I’m awake there’s no reason not to be texting me instead. If I deem it necessary I’ll call back but you better fucking tell me what it’s about in the message and not just “Hey call me” or some other vague nonsense.

Nikki , to memes in Babe, pls pick up
@Nikki@lemmy.world avatar

i got my watch with this in mind, i fucking hate ringers and noise so i let my wrist buzz

then ignore it anyway because im a socially inept gremlin

:3

Nemo , to newcommunities in New community for the dirty people: [email protected]

Solarpunk best instance!

Fantomas , to newcommunities in New community for the dirty people: [email protected]

This is my niche.

fossilesque OP ,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Loam is my fetish.

Fantomas ,

Mmmm. Dat tilth.

Fantomas ,

I bet u r such a hoe.

fossilesque OP ,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Sow that garden bby.

fadhl3y , to memes in HUP!

If there was a 2nd crab it would be Python 2.7

Graphine , to memes in clever girl

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    alternative_factor ,
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    Cringe as fuck, its perfect.

    Track_Shovel OP ,

    I’m glad someone appreciates my drunk shitpost

    cloudy1999 ,

    I can hear this post. Well done

    flambonkscious ,

    What did you use to get it out of your head?

    typo ,

    Is this OC?

    Regardless this is perfect and I’m going to spread the shitpost love now to all my discords

    hauntology ,

    Thinking saying “cringe” is a legit critique of anything but your own insecurities is the real cringe.

    salient_one , to piracy in All walls must come down. Even paywalls.
    @salient_one@lemmy.villa-straylight.social avatar

    Used to use them, but they often don’t work, now I just use archive.today (they also offer an extension to quickly open the link there).

    stagen , to technology in Musk's new idea
    @stagen@feddit.dk avatar

    Musk, you dingus! We already know the birds aren’t real!

    PissinSelfNdriveway , to piracy in All walls must come down. Even paywalls.

    You can usually get around them by clicking link and immediately turning your phones airplane mode on.

    AnonymousLlama , to technology in Musk's new idea
    @AnonymousLlama@kbin.social avatar

    Old mate can't stop copping Ls, first being forced to buy Twitter and then trying to force Twitters old legal council to pay back the money they were paid. These weird tweets are just the next step in his sad saga

    huntr , to piracy in All walls must come down. Even paywalls.

    Any idea about getting around this? It just gives an incomplete article.

    techcrunch.com/2023/07/20/vr-is-dead/

    people_are_cute ,
    @people_are_cute@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Use the extension mentioned in the above comments

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