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KingThrillgore , to memes in Scrat
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RIP Blue Sky

niktemadur , to books in Bookmark

The name of the book?
An Illustrated History Of Ketchup.

NegativeLookBehind , to books in Bookmark
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Some people use self generated bio materials

throwafoxtrot , to lemmyshitpost in otherwise the hamburger just keeps trying to self-medicate

German psychiatrists be like:

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Number 3
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Imagine instead of breaking down food you ate even further, your body reconstructed it so you shut out a whole fish like this if you happen to have sushi that day.

rob_t_firefly ,
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Or, perhaps, a serving of pie.

Bubonic ,

Feeding the multitude was really just ancient human centipede.

OpenStars ,
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That’s kinda the balance between plants vs. animals actually? With bacteria in the middle. Animals die, bacteria rot it, plants grow up tall, then we eat plants, repeat. :-P We also breathe in O2 and exhale CO2 while they do the opposite. So from the plants’ POV, that’s kinda what we do to them?-P.

moody , to lemmyshitpost in Number 3

I thought number 3 was when you poop in the urinal

ivanafterall , to lemmyshitpost in Maybe we could sleep in / Make you hotdog pancakes / Pretend like it's the weekend now
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Seriously, though, pan fry your (beef!) bologna in butter until it gets brown and crispy and it'll change your life. Meat candy that punches way above its weight.

EmergMemeHologram , to lemmyshitpost in so fluffy

These are so cute, I would even describe them as “so cute they’re to die for”

HawlSera , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

This is satire right?

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paddirn , to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

Something something must flow

MrFunnyMoustache , to lemmyshitpost in Fuck them right in the...?

I don’t understand the joke… send help.

InfiniWheel ,

Couple of years ago the use of slang that consisted of making portmanteaus of the word “pussy” (using the suffix “-ussy”, also word of the year 2022 IIRC) with other words rose. At first it was mostly for implying said thing was used as a pussy (thrussy: throat pussy, bussy: boy pussy) but then it evolved into a comedic way to refer to “hole of said thing” (chussy: hole in the chest as in pectum excavatum).

In this case, this vehicle is called eBussy because it’s a tiny electric bus. But due to the slang, it can also be interpreted as “electronic boy pussy (as in a guy’s anus, for gay sex)”.

MrFunnyMoustache ,

Oh, that’s hilarious. Thank you very much.

FangedWyvern42 ,
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MrFunnyMoustache ,

Thanks, that’s pretty funny.

the_beber , to memes in Me IRL

Please tell me, that there is a community for these kind of memes.

FrostKing , to memes in My wife every two weeks:

Wait, people actually hire people to clean their house?

I thought that was only in movies. Have you ever heard of just… Picking up after yourself?

pufferfisherpowder , (edited )

If you think cleaning is picking up after yourself you haven’t actually cleaned. If I had just a tiny bit more disposable income I’d love to spend it on someone properly cleaning the apartment.

Between two full time jobs, commute, and a toddler there is not much time, much less energy, to clean beyond a quick vacuum, and wipe down of the bathroom once a week.

FrostKing ,

Yeah, I was being a bit purposefully ignorant that day

bluewing , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Not that you don’t deserve the time off - you do. But they ain’t wrong are they.

Bearlydave , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

…And the I put my day off in the calendar.

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