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    Diabolo96 ,

    Hey, what’s up guys ! it’s me, ya boy SlickPunk278…“Nathan”…Today, I am gonna be Beat boxing the tetris theme to the beat of my wife’s dying heart rate…“Nathan, for the love of God, call the nurse”…ready guys ? Let’s go ! 122pbm…146bpm…" Nathan, please!!!“…167pbm…“please help me”…184bpm…” it hurts"…202pbm…0pbm…

    HoustonHenry , to memes in *Sad ' boom boom psst'*

    Nice to meet you “I have cancer”, I’m dad!

    ivanafterall ,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    "Nice to meet you, dying. I'm dad."

    tryitout , to memes in *cleans room*

    I remember this episode of Malcolm in the Middle

    whyNotSquirrel ,
    @whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works avatar

    “Look! Blood on my knees!”

    nameisnotimportant , to memes in *cleans room*
    @nameisnotimportant@lemmy.ml avatar

    Some of those wikihow are hilarious 😂

    stochasticity , to memes in There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy

    There’s no chance the Greeks were the first to have threesomes.

    GrammatonCleric , to memes in *cleans room*
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    Living this rn

    Haui ,
    @Haui@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    I think everyone is living this. You‘re not fucked because you live this but you have the brains to be aware of it.

    Zipitydew ,

    And we live in a time and place where most of our base needs are easily met. Mind has far more time to ponder.

    Haui ,
    @Haui@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Compared to the middle ages, yes. But we‘re not better off than in the 60s I believe.

    Rodeo ,

    Middle class white people in America aren’t, but pretty much the entire rest of the world is.

    Haui ,
    @Haui@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Can you give an example for that? I‘d like to understand what you refer to.

    Rodeo ,

    The quality of life worldwide has steadily been increasing since industrialization.

    The quality of life of middle class white Americans has remained pretty much unchanged since the end of the second world war.

    Im not going to get examples, but that’s what my point was.

    Haui ,
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    I‘m sorry but this is not correct. People used to live in one worker households and got by. The housing prices (only thing I could find) in the US has tripled since the sixties which is an increase of 7% pa.

    GDPs are rising fast but wages are not keeping up. Here‘s a source for europe: ft.com/…/0a245c28-6cc3-11e9-80c7-60ee53e6681d

    It’s not like poor white people are having ouwie now. The 1% are 10000%ing their income while the rest goes home empty.

    Rodeo ,

    You’re talking about incomes, I was talking about quality of life.

    You don’t need to convince me we’re underpaid. You would need to convince me that our quality of life is worse than our parents was, though.

    Haui ,
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    As someone with a special interest in psychology I would say that being faced with inequality compared to our parents, we‘re definitely off to a bad start.

    Our outlook on the future is fundamentally worse. The planet is fucked, most of us will never own a house, stuff is getting more and more expensive while we‘re being exploited at work. All while we‘re told the world is so much better than it was.

    Those of us with the awareness to recognize that we are not seeing an improvwment are the ones that are worse off. I reckon it is another reason why social media and other distractions are rising and stress diseases are insanely high.

    TL;DR: You can be factually better off while being constantly reminded how bad the situation really is and feel worse. We’re in a psychological crisis.

    Chais , to memes in *cleans room*
    @Chais@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Shitty life pro-tips

    CaptainBlagbird ,
    @CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

    But it works 🙈

    Mercival , to memes in There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy

    Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should…

    wreckedcarzz ,
    @wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah, I certainly don’t want women in my threesomes

    OlPatchy2Eyes , to memes in I have an answer, but I'm not sure I am allowed to say it on TV

    What’s with all these weird misused memes

    mino ,
    @mino@lemmy.ml avatar

    Language and culture evolve. I’m pretty sure skeletor wasn’t ‘meant’ to be a meme in the first place.

    It communicates quite clearly to me what the message is, thus meme well used I’d say.

    OlPatchy2Eyes ,

    Nah this is a devolution.

    The woman in the meme is supposed to say something unreasonable, and that makes sense because she’s clearly emotional and angry. Her correctly solving the puzzle doesn’t align with her picture.

    Then we’ve replaced the cat with Skeltor… for what? I guess him being wrong makes more sense than the cat because the cat is usually correct, or just minding their own business, but why not use the meme with the monkey looking sideways? Or why don’t we use the Winnie the Pooh meme?

    It just seems like someone slapped together three images they saw on Reddit without really trying to make sense. And for some reason people up vote this. Idk.

    akariii ,

    so… basically a meme?

    OlPatchy2Eyes ,

    Maybe to you. If this is the kind of content that you like and gets upvotes in this community then y’all have fun with it; it’s not harming anyone. I just commented after seeing it on All because I only just noticed the trend of memes being used differently than they used to be.

    akariii ,

    i mean, in the sense that memes mutate and change over time. I feel like this is something common, since many years ago(?

    Num10ck , to memes in *cleans room*

    another trick is to making cleaning actually fun by challenging yourself… try it blindfolded, or with one hand, etc.

    Track_Shovel OP ,

    Music helps a lot

    LemmyFeed ,

    And weed.

    Coreidan ,

    Does it? I usually forget to clean after smoking weed and get distracted by other activities

    newIdentity ,

    Nah. Speed

    kamenlady ,
    @kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

    Both are the real speedy clean & squishy relaxed deal. Enough energy to clean a lot, but take your time at some spots, because stoned focus removes the sturdiest of stains.

    recarsion ,

    My “trick” is to put it off until I can’t bear the mess anymore and then it actually feels like I’m getting something done and I’m doing it because I want to as opposed to it being a pointless chore

    bappity , to memes in *Sad ' boom boom psst'*
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    this wikihow is called “what to do if Eminem doesn’t show up for your dying daughter’s make a wish”

    sounddrill ,

    😂

    Catsrules , to memes in *cleans room*

    Ahh you will have a clean room! Win win!

    adam_y , to memes in There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy
    @adam_y@lemmy.world avatar

    Good grief this is some boomer level meme. That joke’s as old as the Parthenon.

    casmael ,

    ‘Bout as straight as the Parthenon too

    MrSilkworm ,
    @MrSilkworm@lemmy.world avatar

    fyi, the Parthenon was specifically designed so it didn’t have any straight lines, even when it seemed. It’s part of its perfection as an architectural masterpiece and one of the seven wonders of the ancient world.

    SheDiceToday ,

    I think you flipped the order of the wording/url, or the exclamation mark is causing issues.

    MrSilkworm ,
    @MrSilkworm@lemmy.world avatar

    en.citaliarestauro.com/parthenon-greece-architect…

    casmael ,

    That’sTheJoke.png

    trailing9 , to memes in There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy

    Technically, shouldn’t there be no reason to go to war?

    Bonehead ,

    As bonobos have shown us, there's no need (or time) for war if we just constantly fuck.

    PaisleyPattern , to memes in yeugh

    Like looking into a teaspoon

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