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wise_pancake , to lemmyshitpost in Lock those fucking chickens up!

That’s only a chicken to the state of Alabama if it is fertilized.

There is something that tickles me about calling the egg aisle the Alabama orphanage though (stolen from a post the other day)

Track_Shovel OP ,

If anyone needs me I’ll be wanking it in the egg aisle

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Glazed doughnuts ain’t got shit on this guy, look at him go!

wise_pancake ,

Uhhhhh Security!!

WarmSoda ,

Thank you. We need to keep people away while the aisle is fertilized.

Bocky ,

If you look at the center of the yolk, there is a white spot. No it’s not cum. But it does look like this particular egg was fertilized.

Source: I have a rooster in my flock and about 99% of all our eggs are fertilized. It makes no difference for eating the eggs. But if I incubate them or let the hens do it, they will hatch after 21 days

wise_pancake ,

That’s interesting, I had no idea

doingless ,

Commercial eggs aren’t fertilized. Most backyard chicken eggs aren’t fertilized. It’s mostly homestead farmer types with roosters around their hens that have fertilized eggs. And that white spot doesn’t mean anything.

poppy ,

A shocking amount of people do seem to think all chicken eggs could turn into chicks/are fertilized. On more than one occasion I’ve explained that your run-of-the mill carton of eggs at the grocery store is just chicken menstruation, not viable fertilized eggs.

gorlak , to lemmyshitpost in Lock those fucking chickens up!

I guess this clears up which came first: the chicken or the egg.

In Alabama there are only chickens.

theangryseal ,

I came here to make almost this comment. Yours turned out better.

bitwaba ,

Surprisingly, that is consistent with evolutionary science. (The chicken coming first part. Not the ‘eggs are chickens’ part)

pachrist ,

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rynzcycle , to lemmyshitpost in Lock those fucking chickens up!

That is a chicken.
That is my brain on drugs.
My brain on drugs is a chicken.
Weed makes me paranoid.
Q.E.D.

Froyn , to lemmyshitpost in Lock those fucking chickens up!

Scrambled eggs are now Animal Cruelty in the state of Alabama.

Sterile_Technique , to lemmyshitpost in Lock those fucking chickens up!
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Well it’s like they say: can’t make an omelet without murdering a few babies!

rockerface ,

Making a mother of all omelettes here, Jack. Can’t fret over every egg

Deconceptualist , to lemmyshitpost in Lock those fucking chickens up!

Alabama is only one step away from a future long ago predicted: youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk?si=yf0xD2XrNkGKgt87

MonkderZweite , to retrogaming in GAMECUBE MODDING, Swiss backgrounds and customization.

Ok, but why Swiss? It’s a country.

v1605 ,
cuchilloc ,

It’s the sound my zipper makes when I hear the GC boot sound.

kumare OP ,

SWISS is the program used to run Homebrew software on a modded gamecube. In my case i use picoboot, theres more options, and soon there will be flippy drive wich is solder free!!

v1605 , to retrogaming in GAMECUBE MODDING, Swiss backgrounds and customization.

Neat. I’ll have to check these out later on the TV.

kumare OP ,

Glad you like them!! I learned the other day because as a newbie i couldnt find a pre made sample of these. If you change the cubeboot.bin hexadecimal value for the color you can make the color of you Gamecube and your Swiss background match! Love this simple things that let you customize your experience.

LiveLM , to retrogaming in GAMECUBE MODDING, Swiss backgrounds and customization.

There are very pretty, thanks!

kumare OP ,

Kind of funny imaginig all my wallpapers on gamecubes of the world! Glad you like them!

SonicBlue03 , to lemmyshitpost in At least you can patch bong rips...

Nice! Is that the flannel-lined one? I hear they hit a little warmer.

PrinceWith999Enemies , to lemmyshitpost in BULLPUP

Good call.

It’s a bit more spread out than that. Half or more of the country is the magazine, although some weapons that are ready but not actively deployed might be considered a bandoleer or something, being stored in places like New Jersey.

Also, the trigger is mobile and can go pretty much wherever it wants.

SonicBlue03 , to lemmyshitpost in 1st left

Are these on the backside of the house?

0x4E4F , to lemmyshitpost in 1st left
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I get people are trying to save money and all that, but thi is just ridiculous.

cmgvd3lw , to lemmyshitpost in At least you can patch bong rips...

Yo shes thick

Ioughttamow , to lemmyshitpost in 1st left

If my thighs can rub a hole in my jeans in less than a year, how quickly are shoes going to eat through this?

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m sorry, but

SHOES IN THE FUCKING HOUSE???

I will literally kill someone if they step off the doormat

NorthWestWind ,
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

Culture difference moment

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

You wouldn’t have as much of a problem with shoes in the house if you installed yourself some jarpet floors.

Krackalot ,

Better complete the look with a jouch and some jrapes.

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dammit, now I can’t stop laughing thinking about if the jarpet matches the jrapes

FooBarrington ,

Babe, when will you finally hang the new jallpaper?

Ioughttamow ,

I’m assuming a house with jairs is a house with indoor shoe permissiveness. Maybe I should check my privilege idk lol

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