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PatFussy , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

.>Be me.

.>Reincarnate into a cow.

.>Moo. Moo moo moo.

.>Moo moo moo moo moo.

.>Moo

.>🐮

NielsBohron ,
@NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

Companies: 🥩🥩🍔🍔💲💲

tweeks ,

I’d just be happy that people like me. On a bun nonetheless. But a like is a like.

Scubus ,

Does Lemmy have a happy cow community?

LemmyKnowsBest , (edited )

Your debt-ridden Reincarnation as a Cash Cow

(Why does my voice-to-text randomly capitalize words?)

BigBananaDealer ,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

bloons

CanadianCarl ,

Are you going to be a dairy cow? In order to produce milk, dairy cows are kept almost continually pregnant. Unwanted male calves are slaughtered in their first week of life so that their mothers’ milk can be harvested for human consumption.

I hate milk, but I love my other milk products like cheese, and yogurt.

doctorcrimson , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

Zulie the Witch has me watching videos that deep dive into lore and filenames for games I’ve never even played, good channel.

stebo02 , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

about 10 seconds maybe?

November_the_Ninth , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

I give it an hour before someone decides indebted meat is vegan.

uis , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

They will do year earlier

SlopppyEngineer , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

And class action lawsuits for damages caused in previous lives. Started a war? Polluted the land? Several million people want compensation. Can’t pay now? No problem, several lifetimes to pay off that debt.

intensely_human ,

Yeah thank god we’re not doing that kind of magical thinking.

Aurenkin , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

What do you mean how long would it take? They would be the ones doing the research for that exact purpose.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I’m going to get my chicken coop painted one way or another

CarbonIceDragon , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Rich people would probably set something up so that their future incarnation inherits their wealth, since it’s statistically likely that they’d be reincarnated as someone poorer. I could also imagine a much stronger push to bring the birthrate up even at the cost of using unethical means to force it, because if the population decreases, there wouldn’t be enough children born for an increasingly large percentage to reincarnate into

abbiistabbii ,
@abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Considering the Rich tend to control governments, this would result in shit like a ban on contraception and abortion, mayhaps legally requiring everyone have a minimum amount of children.

rickyrigatoni ,

…do republicans know something we don’t?

intensely_human ,

I just want to know that the Nauvoo is all about

abbiistabbii ,
@abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Nah, they just want more low paid workers.

designatedhacker , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

If you’re an ssshole don’t you come back as an insect or animal? That would mean rich folks would have to do actual good to avoid that. Whatever their policies, after the first few trust fund dung beetles and assorted other multi-lifetime embarrassments, they’d probably snap out of it.

Hey check out the cockroach yacht club guys! Lol, how did that forced birth + soul tracking debt thing work out for you!?

Then like half their debtors would achieve nervana and fuck off to heaven or whatever.

I think the kharma religions, this would take care of itself.

intensely_human ,

If you spend your life as an asshole you come back as a sea cucumber.

captain_aggravated , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

I used to play bass for Altered Carbon.

theangryseal ,

I played bass for ur mom. It was the old one string gourd bass.

Edit:

Hell, I almost forgot. She played my gourd bass ocarina like a pro.

Edit 2:

I took a picture of it.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c40e3857-e07c-4fb1-91f8-e429cb81bdd6.webp

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

But can she play washtub bass as well as Emmet Otter?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/22b46142-2573-44b2-a305-916c7db7670c.png

theangryseal ,

Bro, you should have been there. I’m telling you. I’ve never seen anyone go to town on a gourd bass ocarina like she did.

She said that she’d never played one before, but I’ve heard that one before too.

rmuk ,

I have no idea of the context or even if there is any, but this kind of utterly directionless chirping and unwarranted shittalking is the reason I love the Internet.

intensely_human ,

I used to play Hell Let Loose for cheese

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

People say you come back. Reincarnation. Do you think so? Well, it doesn’t seem mathematically possible to me, man. Uh, 'course at one time what we had on the earth was six people, you know. I avoid “two” because it’s controversial but six… most people agree, “fuck, yeah, we had six at one time.” Six people, six souls… cool. They died, souls went back to the place; six new people souls- still six souls. Now we have four billion people… claiming to have souls. Someone is printing up souls… and it lowers their value, you know.

– George Carlin

skullgiver , (edited )
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  • intensely_human ,

    Bring me sugar water

    clb92 ,

    Explains a lot about some people

    DODOKING38 ,

    But about the souls of all the bacteria 🦠

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Maybe they get reincarnated into other bacteria?

    Scubus ,

    No central nervous system, they probably don’t have souls.

    mellowheat ,

    The universe opposite to this is a worse place than this and contains googolplex souls wanting to get here.

    lolcatnip ,

    There’s no particular reason to think souls and reincarnation would follow the normal flow of time. If you can be reincarnated in a different place from where you lived, why not a different time? Maybe you could be reincarnated as anyone who had ever lived, or anyone ever will live. Taken to the extreme, there could be just one soul and we’re all reincarnations of each other. It’s all woo, so why not?

    JasonDJ ,

    Reminds me of the short story “The Egg” by Andy Weir (same guy who wrote The Martian and Project Hail Mary (which is an amazing book, btw)).

    I recommend the egg. It’s a quick read.

    radicalautonomy ,
    @radicalautonomy@lemmy.world avatar

    Never seen double parentheses like that outside of algebraic expressions.

    lolcatnip ,

    [Laughs in Scheme]

    MNByChoice , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

    Way easier to lie about it. Just pick babies out to be indentured servants for life to repay some imagined debts. Maybe make them feel it was their fault for not paying off the debt previously. We could even target kids from poor families for this, so they have less hope of fighting back.

    We did this already, a bunch of times.

    Esqplorer ,

    Isn’t this just the caste system?

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Any class system. Some are more rigid than others, but the goal is the same.

    intensely_human ,

    Yeah so it turns out you’re responsible for the things everyone in your group did in the past. And a lot of them died without paying their bills so that’s on you kid.

    intensely_human ,

    Hell yeah!

    RealFknNito , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon
    @RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

    I miss Altered Carbon. So much.

    VoterFrog ,

    Too bad it was only one season long.

    Smeagol666 ,

    There were two seasons, but there were three books.

    lolcatnip ,

    No, I distinctly remember there being only one season.

    RealFknNito ,
    @RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

    The second season had Idris Alba. I don’t know if you’re doing a bit like “There’s no season 9 of scrubs” but there’s definitely a season 2 of altered carbon and it slaps.

    AnyOldName3 ,
    @AnyOldName3@lemmy.world avatar

    It was Anthony Mackie and it wasn’t good, at least not in comparison to the first season.

    RealFknNito ,
    @RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

    Shit, you’re right. I have no idea how I mixed those two up. And honestly I think it was a bit better personally, they went all out on budget and it was apparently the reason Netflix dropped them.

    profdc9 , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

    Debt bondage is slavery, but it’s still a thing unfortunately.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debt_bondage

    It’s the opposite of Jubilee, in that debts are literally forever, rather than released every seven years.

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