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SonicBlue03 , to lemmyshitpost in otherwise the hamburger just keeps trying to self-medicate

Sometimes they seem ready to accept help and then they flip.

Drusas , to lemmyshitpost in otherwise the hamburger just keeps trying to self-medicate

This post just reminds me of my mother and how it probably didn't do me any favors to grow up almost exclusively on prepackaged foods.

originalucifer , to lemmyshitpost in otherwise the hamburger just keeps trying to self-medicate
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

o0 theres a lightbulb joke along this line...

q. how many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
a. only one, but the lightbulb must want to change

AngryishHumanoid , to lemmyshitpost in Cucumber

Goth cucumber is modern slang, obvs. That lady is clearly streets ahead.

BoxerDevil ,

Nobody says streets ahead?

joranvar ,

Yet.

AngryishHumanoid ,

Then you’re streets behind, sorry I don’t make the rules.

disgrunty , to lemmyshitpost in Cruelty

Kitten snakes

mihor , to memes in This world is literally unplayable
@mihor@lemmy.ml avatar

Dillon, you SOB! 🥲

unreasonabro , to memes in This world is literally unplayable

ain’t dead dawg

use the meme right

Oth ,

I have some bad news…

betterdeadthanreddit , to noncredibledefense in The Americans are coming

Nobody told them that destroying evidence would result in an additional penne-lty.

gravitas_deficiency ,

I’m more of a tacticaliatelli fan, myself.

Malgas , to memes in This world is literally unplayable

We should get a stew going in his honor.

GrammatonCleric , to memes in This world is literally unplayable
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Harambe looking good these days

ininewcrow , to noncredibledefense in The Americans are coming
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

With a good Bolognese sauce … such delicious surrender

CaptainSpaceman , to memes in This world is literally unplayable

Carl Weathers != Morgan Freeman

Rhynoplaz ,

Dude, that’s LeVar Burton.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Levar is alive, you utter bastard

mokus ,

If he ever dies I fully expect this dialog to appear

gravitas_deficiency ,

Fuck me I nearly had a heart attack

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Why does he look like black Elon Musk?

unreasonabro ,

evidently for some people still, black people just = black people

Scubus ,

You can’t say that just because they all look like will smith

BreakDecks , to memes in Liquid fire

Imagine thinking taco bell is spicy. I’ve eaten curries hotter than Diablo sauce.

Colour_me_triggered , to lemmyshitpost in I like to think he thawing out his own mice. or toddlers. or whatever these things eat.

Are they good to eat? I only ask because it looks pretty meaty and it’s neck is at Ideal cleaver height.

psud ,

Smaller snakes taste good. So maybe? Probably no fat on it, and fat is where the flavour is

Timecircleline ,

Ok I was curious so I looked into it. I heard that some ball pythons we have in captivity were originally caught or bred for the meat trade.

Apparently rattlesnake meat is a whole cowboy culture thing and there exist snake tacos.

I don’t think anyone eats Burmese pythons which the one in this photo is either that or reticulated. In China there is snake soup.

Apparently they taste somewhere in between chicken or fish.

I don’t know how I feel about this, other than from an energy standpoint eating predators feels inefficient.

howsetheraven , to lemmyshitpost in I like to think he thawing out his own mice. or toddlers. or whatever these things eat.

If they’re in the microwave, he can have them.

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