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saltnotsugar , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*

As a rule these pillows are never comfortable, overly expensive, and you can’t make forts out of them.

Spaghetti_Hitchens ,

Forts per pillow is a very important and often neglected stat

craftyindividual ,

It’s the fort that counts.

hperrin , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*

Couch tumors.

KickMeElmo , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp0-8Ibkczc

Melonenbaum , to memes in There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy

Yes, there was a reason that they went to war for Hellen of Troy. The reason were tons over tons of contracts, promises and agreements, that literally forced the whole mainland Greece to help Hellen’s husband return her from Troy.

ivanafterall , (edited ) to memes in *Sad ' boom boom psst'*
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Boohoots and cats. Gasp Boohoohoots and cats.

paddirn , to memes in *Sad ' boom boom psst'*

This chick is dyin’ I ain’t lyin’ This bitch is done multiplyin’ Chuck her ass out the door While I’m flyin’ Won’t catch my eyes Ever dryin’, No cryin’

ZoopZeZoop , to memes in *Sad ' boom boom psst'*

Boots’n’cats’n’boots’n’cats’n’boots’n’cats’n’boots’n’cats’n’boots’n’cats!

themakara , to memes in yeugh

The images are flipped buddy

RepulsiveDog4415 , to memes in *Sad ' boom boom psst'*

“So you don’t want do go out with a boom?”

PaisleyPattern , to memes in yeugh

Like looking into a teaspoon

trailing9 , to memes in There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy

Technically, shouldn’t there be no reason to go to war?

Bonehead ,

As bonobos have shown us, there's no need (or time) for war if we just constantly fuck.

adam_y , to memes in There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy
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Good grief this is some boomer level meme. That joke’s as old as the Parthenon.

casmael ,

‘Bout as straight as the Parthenon too

MrSilkworm ,
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fyi, the Parthenon was specifically designed so it didn’t have any straight lines, even when it seemed. It’s part of its perfection as an architectural masterpiece and one of the seven wonders of the ancient world.

SheDiceToday ,

I think you flipped the order of the wording/url, or the exclamation mark is causing issues.

MrSilkworm ,
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en.citaliarestauro.com/parthenon-greece-architect…

casmael ,

That’sTheJoke.png

Catsrules , to memes in *cleans room*

Ahh you will have a clean room! Win win!

bappity , to memes in *Sad ' boom boom psst'*
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this wikihow is called “what to do if Eminem doesn’t show up for your dying daughter’s make a wish”

sounddrill ,

😂

Num10ck , to memes in *cleans room*

another trick is to making cleaning actually fun by challenging yourself… try it blindfolded, or with one hand, etc.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Music helps a lot

LemmyFeed ,

And weed.

Coreidan ,

Does it? I usually forget to clean after smoking weed and get distracted by other activities

newIdentity ,

Nah. Speed

kamenlady ,
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Both are the real speedy clean & squishy relaxed deal. Enough energy to clean a lot, but take your time at some spots, because stoned focus removes the sturdiest of stains.

recarsion ,

My “trick” is to put it off until I can’t bear the mess anymore and then it actually feels like I’m getting something done and I’m doing it because I want to as opposed to it being a pointless chore

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