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PolandIsAStateOfMind , to memes in I for one welcome our new penguin overlords
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Disdain for the poor shows first in those types. Also what about top hats?

loaExMachina , (edited )

How could they put on a hat with these little wings?

PolandIsAStateOfMind ,
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Also fun fact: at least in Poland top hats became proletarian headwear because the only people wearing them currently are the chimney sweepers.

Sordid , to memes in I for one welcome our new penguin overlords
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This had me in the first half, but the last sentence makes it clear it’s a complete fabrication with no basis in fact. Business tycoons have always had a disdain for the poor.

theotherone , to memes in Weekend Decisions
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Does visiting a dispensary count as getting things done ?

EmhyrVarEmreis ,

A heroin dispenseary?

Sabre363 ,

Only if you put some pants on

MxM111 ,

And can count.

ivanafterall ,
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Please answer soon. I'm about to go to the dispensary and would prefer not to wear pants, if it's an option...

theotherone ,
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Perhaps a nice tennis skirt?

ensignrick ,
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And a respectable ascot.

lugal , to memes in I for one welcome our new penguin overlords

This phenomenon is called convergent evolution and while it’s astonishing for the layperson, it’s a quite common thing in nature

Track_Shovel OP ,

Crabs evolved like 5 times or something

lugal ,

Even turtles developed more than once

JackiesFridge , to memes in Jesus wept
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Original joke by Johnny Sun. Highly recommend his book “Everyone’s A Aliebn” because it’s adorable and kinda heartbreaking.

CurlyMoustache , to memes in Jesus wept
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“You radiate cold shafts of broken glass”

cedeho , to memes in Jesus wept

Can’t you see he’s the man, let me hear you applaud, he is more than a man, he’s a shiny golden God.

MonsterWithBow ,

If you think it’s time to fucking rock and fucking roll out of control

cedeho ,

well then you know you got to rock the block, and fucking suck my fucking cock

lowleveldata , to memes in I hope I don't disappoint

On second thought, too much effort. Just break down.

Vej , to memes in I hope I don't disappoint

Me: Crippling anxiety going through a panic attack.

I’m going to look through memes to cheer up.

Fuck lol.

Thanks, I needed this.

Sabre363 , to memes in I hope I don't disappoint

Too late

danc4498 , to memes in Jesus wept

Who cried a river and drowned the whole world

HerrVorragend ,
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And while she looks so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her

WndyLady ,

When she smiled

SayJess ,
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Then everyone died. The end.

Thteven , to memes in Jesus wept
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Please don’t drown the whole world again, Jesus.

RembrandtQEinstein ,
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Anyway, here’s Wonderwall

kucing ,

Don’t forget the capo on 2nd fret for heaven’s sake.

ivanafterall , (edited ) to memes in Jesus wept
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Dude. People. Listen to me:

That whole album was GREAT, beginning to end. It's seriously so good. People slept on it and only ever heard Story of A Girl. Go listen to the first song and see if it isn't great or the third song (If I Am). It's all so catchy, tight, and optimistic/refreshing. Great harmonies. I never get a chance to talk about it, so thank you for coming to my lecture.

Akasazh ,
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I like your enthusiasm. Your description reminded me ever so slightly of Patrick Batemans diatribe on Huey Lewis and the news (from American Psycho)

That’s all.

ivanafterall ,
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Oh dear. Thank you?

i_stole_ur_taco , to memes in Jesus wept

You sneaky bugger. Now that song’s going to be stuck in my head on repeat all night!

conorab , to memes in Do yourself a favor

Coleslaw is good as long as it’s kept cold. Room temperature or higher coleslaw is horrid! To be fair, that applied to a lot of salads though.

oo1ooo11o1o1o1 ,

What about on a burger? It naturally gets warm that way but it is still amazing.

mycatiskai ,

Then it is Slaw, rather than Coldslaw.

conorab ,

Oh that’s still awesome!

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