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intensely_human , to memes in It ain't much, but it's honest work

Also thank the residents of Decatur for putting up with that stink

tilcica , to memes in Daaaad, stooooop

most common robmanian occupation

^(2balkan4you lives on)

FARTYSHARTBLAST , to memes in It ain't much, but it's honest work
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corn on the cob > corn syrup

I will die on this hill.

pete_the_cat , to memes in Go on Fro-dough!

My delicious!

WereCat , to memes in Go on Fro-dough!

One donut to crave them all, One donut to feed them, One donut to bring them all and in diabetes bind them.

CptInsane0 , to memes in Go on Fro-dough!

…No.

Omega_Haxors , to memes in It ain't much, but it's honest work

youtu.be/yflTu150QZw

WarmSoda , to memes in It ain't much, but it's honest work

cooorrrn maaaaazze

creditCrazy ,
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Just think of the lost sap collectors that got lost in the corn maze

WarmSoda ,

“I’m just going to grab… my jacket”

Railison , to memes in It ain't much, but it's honest work

Good for a prank but nothing in comparison to the spaghetti crop prank from the BBC in 1957

youtu.be/tVo_wkxH9dU?si=ma2853INjxtTRsOC

Track_Shovel OP ,

This is amazing

ThatFembyWho , to memes in Fried

That’s me thinking about going to a party.

Ugh already too much, get me away from all these noisy people :/

InfiniteWisdom , (edited )
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Edit: This comment is sponsored by the Trump donation committee but is 100% matter of my own opinion

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Denvil ,

What the hell

greenskye ,

Didn’t realize lemmy was popular enough to attract these sorts of trolls yet

Doomsider , to memes in It ain't much, but it's honest work

Let’s see, we produce about 7.6 million short tons of corn syrup every year in the US. A short ton is about 240 gallons. So that is about 1.8 billion gallons of corn syrup and those tiny buckets look like roughly a cup per stalk. So that would be approximately 28.8 billion little buckets to collect all that sweet corn syrup.

If everyone helped out with this that worked in the corn industry (183,000 workers) that would mean they would only have to collect around 150,000 cups each. Totally doable I think.

moody ,

That’s just for corn sap. You need to boil it down by almost 90% for high grade syrup.

shiveyarbles , to memes in It ain't much, but it's honest work

This meme is corny

conc , to memes in It ain't much, but it's honest work

Corn snakes, Cornish hens, Nigel Cornberry, the ethical sources of corn syrup are only restricted by the imagination.

AttackPanda , to memes in It ain't much, but it's honest work

I keep the wine makers in my thoughts as tapping the grape vines is even harder. Those can be super thin from what I understand.

Sludgehammer , to memes in It ain't much, but it's honest work
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IIRC there has been speculation that teosinte was originally cultivated for their stalks which were juiced much like sugar cane. Only later when a mutation got rid of the rock hard seed coat did it become a grain crop.

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