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Skelectus , 5 months ago to asklemmy in What are your thoughts on website eco certification?

If this encourages light, fast loading pages, I’m all for it.

pineapplelover , 5 months ago

The future is no JavaScript!!

Skelectus , 5 months ago

I wish.

lolcatnip , 5 months ago

Lies are good if I like one of the outcomes they promote!

Skelectus , 5 months ago

It was kind of a joke response.

therealjcdenton , 5 months ago to asklemmy in What are your thoughts on website eco certification?

What the hell is a green website

Bronco1676 , 5 months ago

www.vandelaydesign.com/green-websites/

Those are green websites /s

Patches , 5 months ago

Probably a better unit of measurement than this green washed bullshit.

Cris_Color , 5 months ago to memes in I got u, fam

Good post, thank you for blessing my feed with his presence

rbesfe , 5 months ago to asklemmy in What are your thoughts on website eco certification?

Virtue signalling at its worst. It’s completely meaningless.

ThunderWhiskers , 5 months ago to memes in if you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house...

RIP Mitch Hedberg

TokyoMonsterTrucker , 5 months ago to memes in I got u, fam

Super relaxing until you piss it off with your excessive snuggling and it gives you a face full of bile.

pewgar_seemsimandroid , 5 months ago to asklemmy in What are your thoughts on website eco certification?

ecosia

TacoButtPlug , 5 months ago to memes in I'm already at the end of my paragraph, and I haven't even finished speaking my third word.

This is an excellent example though.

ApathyTree , 5 months ago to memes in I'm already at the end of my paragraph, and I haven't even finished speaking my third word.

Why yes, I am capable of shooting myself in the foot at record speed as soon as I open my mouth. In fact it’s mandatory!

Lovely of you to notice!

drathvedro , 5 months ago to asklemmy in What are your thoughts on website eco certification?

My website is running off of spare resources on my 10w router, and yet my 30w monitor that I’ve been using for 10+ years still says that I’ve saved exactly 0.0 trees every time I turn it on. Thank you, now please fuck off with that bullshit.

virku , 5 months ago to memes in if you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house...

It feels like the last sentence should have been a question.

PlasmaDistortion , 5 months ago to asklemmy in What are your thoughts on website eco certification?

Whatever it is, it’s a joke. Things like this just take the focus off the people actually causing the problem.

RootBeerGuy , 5 months ago

Yeah, this goes into the same bin as carbon offset. Just because you had a couple trees planted in one part of the world you should not be allowed to polute the rivers in another part of the world.

belated_frog_pants , 5 months ago to asklemmy in What are your thoughts on website eco certification?

It’s completely negligible compared to industrial manufacturing, bitcoin mining, waste, etc.

Make a lighter website because no one gives a shit about a heavy one.

MechanicalJester , 5 months ago

I recently saw it reported that Crypto was 2% of US electric use.

That’s a whole lot of wasted processing, silicon, heat and energy.

lemmus , 5 months ago to asklemmy in What are your thoughts on website eco certification?

Pretty sure taking a single billionaire’s jet out of the sky will make more of a difference than anything these certificates could achieve.

Saprophyte , 5 months ago

But he pays people who weren’t going to cut down their trees to not cut down their trees so he can have a carbon neutral jet!

(The above sentence is an example of sarcasm.)

Anticorp , 5 months ago

I wish he would pay me not to cut down my trees.

wellee , 5 months ago to memes in I got u, fam

Looks like my coworker that nitpicks everything.