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03ari , to programmerhumor in I lied

wait, programmers have girlfriends ?

Mcballs1234 ,
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Sadly yes… waiting on that bug fix still… I’m tempted to put on some thigh highs and a skirt, so I can tell the developer to fix that bug thats been reeking havoc my life for years then I’ll have sex with them as a donation…

vanZuider ,

I’m tempted to put on some thigh highs

Then you don’t even have to seduce the developer anymore, as the programming socks will grant you the power to fix the bug yourself.

Xeelee , to programmerhumor in I lied
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Nooooo! Give my Python or gibe me death!

kevinbacon ,
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Oh you’ll get python alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

bear_with_a_hammer ,

🤣

ziggurat , to nostupidquestions in Is there a food that is cheap, delicious and healthy at the same time?

Yes, yes there are foods that are cheap, delicious and healthy. Sorry this will be a long post, many things to cover!

First I have to say, what I regard as healthy for me personally is generally Keto friendly foods. This is because, for an unknown, diagnosed (not for the lack of trying) reason I have muscle and joint pains that go away if I get to a very low carb intake such that it has an anti-inflammatory effect. Other than working around the reason I have pain, it also remove redness of Seborrheic dermatitis which I have. For me it also reduces quite a bit, but not stops dandruff. It has other health benifits as well, it is not a cure all, I've never said it has cured any of the symptoms above, just reduce or remove the symptoms. For me the symptoms come back when I eat carbs, even if I stay away from sugar. Well it can cure some things like fatty liver or insulin insensitivity. But its not a cure all, again my symptoms (except I was insulin sensitive which is cured) are not cured, but it does work in a palliative manner.

Keto doesn't work for everyone. Well if losing weight is a goal, and then you actually do a keto diet, it will work. People who say it doesn't work for losing weight are either knowingly (lying to them selves) or more often unknowingly eating carbs they don't count. Also by count I don't mean actually keeping track of, because literally counting carbs, nope, I don't believe in that. Too much work, and doesn't give a benefit over adhering to just what ingredients you can use.

What I actually meant for keto doesn't work for everyone, I mean work as in being healthy. It should work for the vast majority of people. But example my wife, she has Ulcerative Colitis, pre-diabetes, and she is underweight. Ulcerative Colitis in regards to keto mainly makes it so certain types of fiber is not good for her. And being slightly medically underweight, she can't eat enough, she needs the carbs. For Diabetes type 2 keto diet is super effective at palliative helping, especially if it's just pre-diabetes. But alas, she can't hit her calorie needs without carbs.

Before talking about the foods, I wan't to mention that Keto diet goes very well together with intermittent fasting. This is mainly due to how the liver works. Making ketons! Keton's isn't mumbo jumbo, simplified its what your liver makes when breaking down fat. Ketons is a very good fuel source for your body. If break down fat, you get much more energy than if eat carbs. So you want to stay in ketosis for more of the 24 hour day, than is easy without intermittent fasting. Ketosis is just when you produce ketons. So to get there, very grossly simplified, fast, don't eat carbs or eat very low amounts, and eat lots of healthy fats. Again grossly simplified, eat almost any fats, but not trans-satiated fats, those are poison to you anyway. When it comes to proteins, I just try to eat lots, and if I get a tummy ache due to eating too much proteins, then I eat less proteins. I don't worry so much about eating enough proteins if I don't workout. I lied above, by omission. I eat lots of carbs, because there are some carbs I don't count. By count I mean I don't regard them as being calories. What calories do I not count then? Mostly vegetables! Some veggies I do count though, like potatoes.

I need to have a short paragraph about eating fats. Its super important in a keto diet. Fat makes you feel satiated. It is no surprise since fats are much more energy dense than carbs including sugar. Feeling satiated is hormonal. Your body does send out hormones, or inhibit hormones, and Ghrelin hormone makes you feel hungry, and Ghrelin production is suppressed when you are digesting fats. Terms to google in regards to this is "fat adapted" which means that the body can more easily use fat as a fuel source throughout the day. And "insulin resistance", not directly related, but very important.

One more thing, when cutting out sweets, everything else starts tasting much better. Everything that has a hint of sweetness gets amplified. Even cold brew coffee. I often cold brew at home, and then heat it (pour some concentrated cold brew in a cup and add hot water), and its so sweet I almost dream about it.

Lastly, and shortly. What supplements do I recommend? Generally assuming you don't have any deficits due to your diet. If I want to eat as much protein as I can tolerate (like because of working out) then whey protein, without added sugar is great! Creatine is also great I could write 3 paragraphs about creatine, and lastly(assuming you get enough vitamins, minerals, and omega3) I also recommend, psyllium husk. Psyllium husk is a great source of amazing fiber, and it really helps me stabilize my gut. Especially together with a keto diet, I go from having close to IBS to feeling like I got a very healthy gut.

Next the foods: I'll reply to my own comment because there is a character limit

GNUmer , to programmerhumor in I lied

How about both?

ThesePaycheckAvenging ,

It's really hard to code while fucking.

Eavolution ,
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Have you tried? Personally doggy is ideal for me, get the laptop on her back.

SSUPII ,

And burn your partner’s back with the laptop reaching 100°C trying to compile?

Fmstrat , to nostupidquestions in Is there a food that is cheap, delicious and healthy at the same time?

The one thing missing from the trinity is “effort”. For instance, you could make any Dal, which would fit the trinity, but takes a lot of time. There are books with hundreds of Dal recipes that all taste different and work, too. And this is just one example. Less than a dollar a meal if made in bulk with rice.

nijntjefan OP ,
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Fmstrat ,

You just made a food pyramid that isn’t stupid.

Oswald_Buzzbald ,

You know, thinking back, we should never have trusted that stupid infographic. It was a lie from the get go. It was a food triangle. This is a true pyramid.

iriyan ,

Isn’t the true pyramid the one with a square base? I think this is called a tetrahedron.

Doll_Tow_Jet-ski , to nostupidquestions in Is there a food that is cheap, delicious and healthy at the same time?

Jimmy Joy. Cheap (under 2 euros per meal), delicious and you can't really get any more nutritious than that. It has all the recommended nutrients in one go.

NotAPenguin ,

+1, jimmy joy is great

LostCause , to nostupidquestions in Is there a food that is cheap, delicious and healthy at the same time?

I don‘t know about economics, but this is my entry to research:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Xa7Dp3-eYA

And cucumber prices went up more than 50% for me in the last 2 years alone, so maybe you‘re onto something.

leanleft ,
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good price is hit or miss

syn , to nostupidquestions in Is there a food that is cheap, delicious and healthy at the same time?
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I’d say sandwiches, depending on what you want to put in them. A loaf of healthy (low sugar) bread isn’t going to be the cheapest option on the shelf, but if you’re dividing the cost by the number of sandwiches you can make out of it, it still ends up amounting to a large number of really inexpensive meals. I normally just add some meat, cheese, lettuce, and tomato, and it’s very nutritional and also delicious.

whenever8186 ,

If you make the bread yourself (i.e. with a breadmaker) it’s dirt cheap. I buy flour and yeast in bulk and it costs bugger all per loaf.

You could maybe argue bread isn’t healthy because it’s technically a processed food (flour, carbs, etc.), but as others have pointed out moderation is key.

overzeetop ,
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My reply to the the whole thread would be bread/sourdough. Healthy might be pushing it, but a whole grain, hard wheat (bread flour) at least has a bit more protein. Plus I usually add eithe a bit of olive oil to the dough (good fat) and brush the top with butter (extra taste).

I’d put steel cut oats in this boat too, with a bit of honey to sweeten.

Omgarm , to aww in Relax with Peanut & Yuki

Which one is Peanut?

jeongyeon OP ,

The brown doggo’s name is Peanut :)

edit: clarify; black one is Yuki

OctoPoi ,

There are two doggo's..

saplyng ,
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Clearly the human is named peanut and this was posted by the doggos

chagall , to mildlyinfuriating in Websites telling me what I can do with my own browser so they can have their pointless cookies

Let Mozilla know by filing a report on Webcompat.

WhoRoger OP ,
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I’ll look into that. I believe web sites shouldn’t have any way to detect private mode, right?

Eavolution ,
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I wonder if it tries to save a cookie then read it back? I don't really know how any of this works but that sounds like a way to detect it that's fairly infallible.

curiosityLynx ,

Writing a cookie and reading it back should work just fine even in incognito mode. It just gets deleted once incognito is closed.

YellowtoOrange , to world in The Global Hypocrisy of Rescuing the Titan
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“Why is such an extensive and expensive effort being made to rescue five people who took a voluntary leisure excursion when thousands of migrants are constantly drowning in their effort to escape hardship, poverty, and war? While some of the Titan’s passengers paid $250,000 for their doomed trip, migrants are often penniless and are escaping to western countries to find work. Why aren’t nations working together to help them and save them from dying at sea?”

The reasons are pretty obvious.

stringbeantheory ,

2 incidents I can think of - Chilean miners https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Copiap%C3%B3_mining_accident , Thai kids rescued from Cave https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tham_Luang_cave_rescue. I'm sure ther are more , malaysia MH370...

The world responds without prejudice when these kinds of out-of-the-ordinary accidents happen. Refugees is a completely separate issue and needs its own discussion. So does homelessness, Mental health, prescription drug abuse..... Saving lives doesn't have to be mutually exclusive.

YellowtoOrange ,
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I’d say if there were never refugees on a boat, and suddenly one appears and was in distress then tehre would be a lot of coverage (though even now there is a lot of coverage on the boats that capsize, and not much if any of the ones that arrive that are known).

If there were kids getting stuck in caves in Thailand every week, it would quickly become not-news-worthy.

Dip , to memes in The superior bread boys
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Sliced white bread without any cheese or jam tastes like paper. Boule, even just as is, has its own good taste.

SrEstegosaurio ,

This is a key factor in distinguishing good and bad bread. If you can eat bread alone then it’s good.

SoPunny , to cat in He tolerates the cat he fought last year. Eating from his old dish.
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Time usually helps. I’ve introduced a fair number of cats to each other through the years and while some didn’t become best buddies they would adapt in time.

Though we always fed them separately as we had a long lived fat cat who was on a perpetual diet. I think removing food stuff helped, but if there is always food out it’s usually not as big an issue. We couldn’t do that because the fat cat would just gorge then.

M154nthr0p3 OP ,
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Thanks for the helpful reply. Cat number 2 became an outdoor-cat when the neighbors abandonned him. He hangs out at various houses on the block and we all take care of him a bit.

He’s comfortable going in my apartment for a peek, so maybe one day he’ll eventually want to move in.

SoPunny ,
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That’s really kind of all you taking care of the little guy. Thanks for a smile.

Macaque , to fediverse in Lemmy's daily user activity skyrockets with a 1200% surge so far this month!

On the first I expect a huge jump.

swancheez ,
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Yeah, I’d imagine so. I’m only briefly checking reddit now, and that’s only through Relay. The second that becomes unavailable, I am officially done.

evlogii , to programmerhumor in I hope you all have a great day.

That go crab is awesome! 🥲

cs127 ,
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