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SnotFlickerman , to lemmyshitpost in Me every couple of hours
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finickydesert ,
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SnotFlickerman ,
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too fucking real lmao

ThatWeirdGuy1001 OP ,
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Shit on my balls and piss out my ass.

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ICastFist , to lemmyshitpost in Thank you!
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For anyone that sees espresso and thinks express, as in something fast, it’s actually meant to be pressed, as it’s an Italian term. So that’s hot water that went through pressed coffee powder.

hark ,
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You espress it?

Kolanaki ,
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Espresso makes me Expresso.

Albin049 , to technology in Why is Facebook filled with so much random junk now?

Deleted it years ago

Grass , to lemmyshitpost in Bread

None of this shit. Homemade uncooked unrisen or partially risen loaves in the freezer, cooked ones in cloth bread bags. If you don’t suck ass at making bread it will always be eaten before it goes stale but its still toastable or usable for cooking. Or just adjust loaf size to match consumption rate. In my region anything in plastic will go moldy before you get halfway, especially purchased loaves.

bonus: secret ingredient for general purpose slicing loaf. 6 to 10 tbsp of chestnut honey. The honey itself smells kinda iffy and tastes aeird but baking it in bread gives it this amazing aroma. Toasting brings out the aroma again after it cools. Great for real bread ice cream sandwiches, especially toasted if you do it as a bowl.

independantiste , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in I heard were doing Beam now?
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I love me some beamng beam memes (meams?)

Lost_My_Mind , to lemmyshitpost in Bean

No no no. The group has moved on to beams now. Do try to keep up.

Rooki ,
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The group has moved on to beams now.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/db8fdd53-224a-4f49-b578-5c81cda8e30d.png

Sad Beam noises

brbposting , to lemmyshitpost in I heard were doing Beam now?

Imagine what a full can of them would’ve done to that van

potatobro , to lemmyshitpost in Bean
Hammocks4All , to lemmyshitpost in The Big One

Contains one (1) big bean

Floey , to lemmyshitpost in Bread

Hair tie. I always have 1, or 2, or 3 in my pocket.

tiredofsametab , to lemmyshitpost in Bread

LG, back when I bought sliced bread, except for when the container was getting its occasional wash. In those cases CN or, more rarely, NE.

I switched to making better bread at home that could just chill on the counter as-is (cut side down) for days without issue. Then we figured out that part of my stomach issues are due to gluten (awaiting endoscopy for confirmation, but probably celiac based on an old DNA test that said I was likely, my dad officially getting it, and a host of symptoms that mostly went away when doing low-/no-carb diets).

Kynn , to memes in adblock on mobile is 95% the only reason I use firefox

Try Via, it has adblock and is way lighter than firefox on mobile. (I’m a desktop firefox’s user)

Sorgan71 , to lemmyshitpost in I heard were doing Beam now?

Beams are so… Unisex…

Braindead , to technology in How Technology is Revolutionizing Portugal's Online Casino Industry

This reads like AI written pro-gambling bullshit.

“gambling” and “safer” in the same sentence?

Anticorp , to til in TIL there's such a thing as vegetarian Spam

I doubt the original is legally meat either.

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