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monogram , to lemmyshitpost in Thank you!

espresso compressed coffee

JusticeForPorygon ,
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Coffee^2

kittenzrulz123 ,

Coffee.tar.gz

oyfrog ,

tar -xvzf Coffee.tar.gz americano

remotelove ,
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Espresso pressed so hard it’s squeezed out of the third dimension?

nutsack , to games in The chat in World of Warcraft is what keeps me coming back

i forgot this was a game. is it fun? i have no balls

halvar , to lemmyshitpost in I would have disowned him too.

Ó hogy a ménkű csapjon beléd te utolsó anyaszomorító te

variants , to lemmyshitpost in Karaoke place

When you open a link and realize you just got rickrolled

Chef_Boyardee , to lemmyshitpost in The Big One

I love Heinz beans. So much so, that I import the British version in the teal can even though I live 4hrs from Pittsburgh.

Empricorn , to lemmyshitpost in Thank you!

I will not be ordering a “chalky coffee”.

tiramichu ,

It’s a “choccy (chocolate) coffee”

hOrni , to lemmyshitpost in Thank you!

Flat white, cappuccino, latte and machiatto are the same thing. It’s just coffee with milk.

Screamium ,

All mammals are the same thing, just carbon life forms

hperrin ,

Pizza, cream cheese bagel, and cheese on crackers are the same thing. It’s just bread with cheese.

Chef_Boyardee , to lemmyshitpost in Bread

I use a bread box and still put the bread in its original bag with the original clip.

MissJinx , to lemmyshitpost in Karaoke place
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this can’t be someone’s dream job, it has to pay well

taiyang ,

There are more than 8 billion people on this Earth; chances are at least one dreams of this job.

cmhe , to lemmyshitpost in Bread

Isn’t all of it evil, because they bought bread in a plastic bag? Use a paper bag. And if the bread gets hard, steam it, bake it, and its fresh again.

ornery_chemist ,

In grocery stores in many parts of the US at least, it is extremely hard not to find bread in plastic bags. Even the one of 3 near me that has its own bakery puts the bread in a plastic bag, and then in another bag that is paper with a plastic “window”, and the paper part has a PE wax lining for god knows what reason.

cmhe ,

Well, you can always bring your own cotton bag…

Stez827 ,
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To what put the bread in after you throw away the plastic bag?

cmhe ,

I don’t throw away the plastic bag, because I don’t have the plastic bag. Because the bread I bought was in a paper bag.

I you live in a country where you don’t get bread in paper bags and you want to avoid plastic waste, you can put the bread in a cotton bag in the store, which you can wash and reuse.

Annoyed_Crabby , to lemmyshitpost in Thank you!

Espresso concentrated coffee

DancingBear , to lemmyshitpost in Shrooms.

C’est la vie

Curious_Canid , to aww in Chisana (15.5y) on her morning strawl
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She’s beautiful! And there is wisdom in those eyes.

TheTechnician27 , (edited ) to programmerhumor in Psychopath Dev
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Parents killing reaping their zombie children was a favorite one of mine.

fubo ,

You don’t kill zombies; a zombie is already dead. You wait for or reap zombies. (A zombie process is just a process table entry with its exit status; it goes away once the parent process has read that exit status.)

TheTechnician27 ,
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Haha, yup, you’re right; had a brain fart.

Usernamealreadyinuse , to pics in Coal Plant near Indiana Dunes National Park

What a rollercoaster thuis story! I am slightly confused…

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