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DelightfullyDivisive , to technology in Why is Facebook filled with so much random junk now?

The default is an enshittified feed that shows you algorithm-chosen content. To see the old version of facebook, tap the menu in the upper right corner, then select feeds, then select friends.

I’ve been going there less and less lately. They started putting ads in the notifications section as well.

gregor , to pics in Bled Grad in Slovenia [OC]

Omg my tiny country mentioned on the internet once again!

Slovene ,

OUR tiny country.

gregor ,

Damn, I met a Slovene on Lemmy

a blessing from the lord

BestBouclettes ,

I’m currently on holidays in Slovenia and I’m loving every second of it (except maybe the inconsistent weather patterns that makes it really hard to plan a tent holiday).

Nooodel OP ,

❤️

simplejack , to lemmyshitpost in Gotta love these new folding phones..
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Take it to that repair booth at the mall

over_clox OP ,

LOL, as if we have a mall anywhere around here! They demolished ours over 10 years ago. ☹️🤷‍♂️

simplejack ,
@simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

Shit. Can-and-string phone it is.

henfredemars ,

When I was a kid, friends hadn’t been invented yet. We had to imagine them ourselves.

scytale ,

Go the DIY route, try putting it in rice.

over_clox OP ,

I used to work in cell phone repair. One time, a customer came in with their water damaged phone in rice. But they didn’t have any white rice, all they had was Cajun Spicy Rice…

I believe it should go without saying, but they only made the problem way worse and their phone was fucked beyond any possibility of repair.

I think of that one as when dumb meets dumber 😂🤣

abbadon420 , to lemmyshitpost in Gotta love these new folding phones..

I remember doing that to the Nokia 3310. Sure, it cracked the screen, but I covered it with some clear nail Polish and it was as good as new.

over_clox OP ,

Wait, you managed to crack a Nokia 3310? That takes some serious talent!

What was your weapon of choice? Sledgehammer? Battle Axe? Bulldozer Tread?

And the most important question of all, did the weapon of choice survive?..

abbadon420 ,

Industrial lathe, but a crack is merely aesthetic “damage”. It’s like taking a power drill and scratching the casing of a 3310 and than saying “look at me! I destroyed the 3310. Bow for my power, peasants”. The 3310 didn’t even register the crack.

A 3310’s screen was nothing like those fragile touch sensitive screens we have now.

over_clox OP ,

But you didn’t answer the most important question. Did the lathe survive? 🤔

abbadon420 ,

Well yes of course. I did say “INDUSTRIAL lathe”. Those things are just as destructive as 3310’s are indestructible. Even when you turn them off, it takes a good couple minutes before they’re not deadly anymore. The torque is over 9000! Those things can crush diamonds without breaking a sweat.

over_clox OP ,

LOL, I know, I was trained to use an old-school industrial lathe and milling machine in high school back around the year 2000.

You know those memeish signs that basically says don’t stick your dick in the machine? Yeah, I think the Nokia 3310 was tougher than the average human male sausage and potatoes…

random_character_a ,
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Kintsugi phone

andrew_bidlaw , to lemmyshitpost in Don't fucking MENTION this cat's diet
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SkunkWorkz , to lemmyshitpost in Don't fucking MENTION this cat's diet
sem ,

A corntastic day??

Caligvla , to games in Why is the community for Honkai Star Rail and Genshin Impact like this?
@Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Are you really surprised these gachas attract tons of horny teenage coomers with waifu baiting as a business model?

finitebanjo ,

The characters all look underage af too

MissJinx , to lemmyshitpost in $-3 doesn't go as far as it used to...
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are we considering everything we owe the bank or only the checking account?! either way those are rookie numbers

linkhidalgogato , to memes in i am giving up on this community

cool.

mrfriki , to lemmyshitpost in Gotta love these new folding phones..

Nah, that crease is quite distracting.

over_clox OP ,

Tis but a scratch…

corsicanguppy , to linuxmemes in Remember: GNU/Linux and other UNIX systems can make files that are case-sensitive, Windows can't make files that are case-sensitive

Remember: GNU/Linux

I stopped there. Enough kowtowing to the toejamophage.

Telodzrum , to linuxmemes in Remember: GNU/Linux and other UNIX systems can make files that are case-sensitive, Windows can't make files that are case-sensitive

GNU’s Not Unix

tinyVoltron , to lemmyshitpost in Smoking PSA
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Pretty sure Don Draper made this ad.

robocall , to lemmyshitpost in Smoking PSA
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I miss smoking

ivanafterall ,
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I don’t miss smoking, because it was so costly and I felt and smelled terrible. But I do miss the effortless social interactions it led to all the time.

prole ,

This is the one thing I always felt that I missed out on by never being a smoker.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

nothing that drinking can’t fix

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Me too, however I miss it less frequently as time passes.

Still hits you when you least expect it, though, it’s a deep seated addiction.

ivanafterall ,
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I quit and it never appeals to me anymore. Unfortunately, that’s because I switched to vaping and it worked way too well, which was the entire point (on their part). Quitting vaping will be a bitch.

Sarmyth ,

I’m generally against “sin taxes” but I have to admit that the $2 bump per pack after I quit smoking made it easier to not look back. It’s now about $5 more (I think, I haven’t actually looked for a while.)

After 18 years of smoking, I am glad I quit.

BurnSquirrel , to technology in Why is Facebook filled with so much random junk now?

It’s been a long, long time since facebook has been like you are describing.

It’s been ads, and old uncle facebook fox news memes for a while. Lately they’ve been filling it with AI pictures and bot farmed memes. Gotta admit the memes have gotten slightly better, or at least slightly more targeted as of late.

Anyway, my point was, it’s been shit for a decade

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