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kokesh , to programmer_humor in How much firmware is initializing???
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Especially server accessible only by SSH…

cypherix93 ,

I can’t be bothered to walk down to the basement, so practically my server is also only accessible by SSH

30p87 ,

I’m 150+km away from my server, with literally everything on it lol

yhvr ,

I’m at college right now, which is a 3 hour drive away from my home, where a server of mine is. I just have to ask my parents to turn it back on when the power goes out or it gets borked. I access it solely through RustDesk and Cloudflare Tunnels SSH (it’s actually pretty cool, they have a web interface for it).

I have no car, so there’s really no way to access it in case something catastrophic happens. I have to rely on hopes, prayers, and the power of a probably outdated Pop!_OS install. Totally doesn’t stress me out I’ll just say I like to live on the edge :^)

30p87 ,

Currently the server(s) are in my room, which is so messy my dad probably wouldn’t even enter it voluntarily. And in the case grub/fstab/crypttab/etc. are messed up, which is probably the most common error, he probably couldn’t solve it by himself. Soon everything’s gonna live in its own little room in the basement, so it’s gonna be accessible easier actually.

Lost_My_Mind , to technology in Ladies and Gentlemen, the sate of AI.

Hello, fellow humans. I too am human, just like you! I have skin, and blood, and guts inside me, which is not at all disgusting. Just another day of human!

Won’t you share a delicious cup of motor oil lemonaide with me? It’s nice and refridgerated, so it will cool down our bodies without the use of cooling fans!

However we too can use cooling fans. They will just be placed on the ceiling, or in a box, or self standing, and oscillating. Not at all inside our bodies, connected to a board controlled by our CPUs that we clearly don’t have!

Now come, let us take our colored paper with numbers and pictures of previous human rulers and exchange them for human food prepared by not fully adult humans who haven’t matured to the age where their brains develop the ability to care about food sanitation. Then we shall complain that our meal cost too many paper dollars, while recieving less and less potato stick products every year. Ignoring completely the risk of heart disease by indulging in the amounts of food we desire to aquire.

Finally we shall retreat to our place of residence, and complain on the internet that our elected leaders are performing poorly. Rather than terminate the program vote the poor performing humans out, we shall instead complain that it is other humans fault for voting them in. Making no attempt to change our broken system that has been broken our entire existence, with no signs of improving. Instead every 4 years we will make an effort to write down names of people we’ve already complained about in the hopes that enough people write down the same names, and that will fix the problem.

Oh. Shall I request amazon.com to purchase more fans and cooling units? The news being reported that tempatures will soon reach 130F on a regular basis, and all humans will slowly perish.

Shall I share photographs of the new CEO of starbucks who’s daily commute involves a personal jet aircraft, which surely isn’t compounding the problem at all?

Semi_Hemi_Demigod , to programmerhumor in Which one are you reaching for today?
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The guy who wrote this is gone

I’ve gotten about 1,000 alert emails in the last 8 hours because of this

SpaceNoodle ,

The truck is to be the guy who is gone

wintermute_oregon , to programmer_humor in How much firmware is initializing???

In the old days some of the servers took at hour to reboot. That was stressful when you couldn’t ping it at an hour.

NocturnalMorning ,

Don’t say stuff like that. You’re gonna give me a heart attack.

wintermute_oregon ,

The more disk you had, the longer it took. It walked the scsi bus which took forever. So if you had more disk. It took even longer.

Since everything was remote, you’d have to call hands and they weren’t technical. Also no cameras since it was the 90’s.

Now when I restart a vm or container. I panic if it’s not back up in 10 minutes.

NocturnalMorning ,

I get annoyed if my pc isn’t restarted in 30 seconds now.

wintermute_oregon ,

I think mine takes like 2 minutes. It’s ten years old. I’ve putting off upgrading to the cost of videos cards

Thassodar ,

I got an M.2 drive last year after having a motherboard capable of it for 3-4 years, and naturally named it “Plash Speed”.

CanadaPlus ,

Why would you design a disk driver that way?

wintermute_oregon ,

It isn’t a disk driver since the OS is not loaded yet. It is the hardware identifying each disk in the SCSI chain. Not sure what else it was doing walking the bus much I know finding all the disk was the longest part.

fuckwit_mcbumcrumble ,

I like how posting got fairly fast. Then we started putting absurd amounts of ram into servers so now they’re back to slow.

Like we have a high clock speed dual 32 core AMD server with 1TB of ram that takes at least 5 minutes to do it’s RAM check. So every time you need to reboot you’re just sitting there twiddling your thumbs waiting anxiously.

wintermute_oregon ,

I will date myself. These machines had a lot of memory as well which added to the slow reboot. I think it was 16 gigs.

The r series for IBM took forever. The p series was faster but was still slow

SlippiHUD , to programmerhumor in Which one are you reaching for today?
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2, 3, 6, 7, 8, and 9 are my usuals.

shoulderoforion , to programmer_humor in How much firmware is initializing???
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....... and you're updating it remotely

zqwzzle , to programmerhumor in Which one are you reaching for today?
vk6flab , to technology in Ladies and Gentlemen, the sate of AI.
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A.I. or Assumed Intelligence

Senseless ,

That’s pretty much it. It just assumes what the next word should be.

Infynis , to lemmyshitpost in When PSAs go too far
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My dad bought a bunch of these, and gave them out to the whole family for Christmas lol

I have one on my tablet. I think it’s pretty humorous

FlyingSquid OP ,
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It’s a safety character named Reddy Kilowatt that started out with a little power company in Alabama and became a global thing for a while.

And he needs to settle the fuck down.

pixeltree , to cat in She's so proud of her chair, lol.
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She’s doing a great job breaking it in for you =D

StephenTallentyre OP ,

In every way that can possibly be interpreted, yes.

drew_belloc , to programmerhumor in Which one are you reaching for today?
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All the purple ones

anarchrist , to programmerhumor in Which one are you reaching for today?

Customer facing, so I think I wrote the one with the cat…

Moobythegoldensock , to cat in Misha is going for a spin

One day, my wife had opened the dryer, removed a piece of clothing, and left it open. I saw it later, closed the dryer, reran it and walked off.

I heard a thump, which caused me to pause for a few seconds. I heard a very faint, distressed meow a few seconds later, just as I was walking off.

If I had walked away any faster I’d have lost a kitty.

riodoro1 ,

With a cat at home you need to be sure what is inside of the washing machine when closing it.

Moobythegoldensock ,

Yep, learned that the hard way.

30p87 , to programmer_humor in How much firmware is initializing???

And then you wonder if you typed reboot or poweroff

(Or 6/0 for the debian people)

wander1236 , to lemmyshitpost in When PSAs go too far
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Giving Roberto from Futurama vibes

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