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brbposting , to lemmyshitpost in Strong Bad Emails

Wow the site’s still up and hosting themselves and on YouTube!

One self-hosted one (and check the index): homestarrunner.com/sbemails/123-origins

Quite high-quality on a small screen.

magnetosphere , to lemmyshitpost in Strong Bad Emails
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

I’m a bit amazed. I actually have a semi-compliment for JD Vance: the beard was a good move. He has a baby face. Don’t know why he chose eyeliner, though.

Fredselfish ,
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

He looks like weirdo with or without the beard, but without rhe beard he is really creepy. I keep my couch away from him either way.

gencha ,

Saw this picture. Instant reaction: Ah, that’s why he has the beard. Also explains why his beard looks like a transplant

MHanak , to lemmyshitpost in Delicious

Read by jeaney collects: youtu.be/PJt64x3aEv8

lazycouchpotato ,
@lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world avatar

youtu.be/UBWvxsCG1yk

A different horror-ified version that I like.

Bonje ,
@Bonje@lemmy.world avatar

I like the eva version youtu.be/C6h0Qt329jI

thesporkeffect , to lemmyshitpost in Delicious

Who wrote this? Ill buy your book

sicarius ,

Reminds me of the writing of David wrong / Jason pargin who wrote the John dies at the ends series of books.

Wytch , to insanepeoplefacebook in Do apes give birth to chimpanzees?

Indeed this is quite a bullshit.

TurnpikeRangers , to insanepeoplefacebook in Do apes give birth to chimpanzees?

Chimpanzees are apes

DarkThoughts ,

How does ape get pregnart?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

We should lock a few different kinds of apes in a room together and see what happens.

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

me and the boys

DarkThoughts ,

You mean, watch them?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

How else do you expect me to masturbate?

Korrok ,

how is babby formed

AFC1886VCC , to lemmyshitpost in *He's beginning to believe*

“Please God, not United States or Britain”

https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/0ea81f9b-1f4e-414e-b321-27ac1ce4e267.jpeg

…

“Hello Doctor, where am I?”

https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/990541c2-eee7-4d7a-91d6-adac13162e64.jpeg

…

“Take a look outside and see”

https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/ecd6e0c8-fd2b-4e49-a83b-3a82589e607f.jpeg

…

https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/540e35df-d26c-42c3-8438-7c36e7032832.jpeg

O CANADA

jimitsoni18 , to memes in I hate the rich

4-6 weeks?!

We Indians have 12 paid leaves per year.

sebsch ,

Yes. In Germany 30 are quite common. A fried of mine additionally changed some bonus for 5 extra days this isn’t the normal case but she has 35 days off

datelmd5sum ,

HR had some bug in their system and I got about two extra weeks (7 total) for a few years, but I didn’t complain about the bug.

Theprogressivist , to lemmyshitpost in Checkmate
@Theprogressivist@lemmy.world avatar

Classic rook-ey mistake.

jelloeater85 ,
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

slow clap

mjsaber , to cat in Acceptance
@mjsaber@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

My cat is a tabby and does this exact thing with his paw. Feels like love.

h3mlocke , to foodporn in In-N-Out burger and fries

Those poor fries. 🥺

Cornpop ,

Nothing of value was lost, those fries are so nasty to begin with. In-n-out has the absolute worst fries.

sag , to lemmyshitpost in Checkmate

Sacrifice DA QUEEN

Zorsith , to lemmyshitpost in Delicious
@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

And for some fucking reason, people then want the deli to chip(shred) this cuboid abomination.

janus2 ,
@janus2@lemmy.zip avatar

as a former deli worker i wish everyone who orders chipped anything a very fuck you

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think this low effort spam is available in the deli section where I am. Though I would order it shredded just to annoy people.

Zorsith ,
@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s not Spam, it’s “deli ham” (Armour brand makes the big one) or “Polish Ham”(Krakus brand). So much more bland than spam.

Source: former deli worker. Fuck that job and fuck anyone who orders chipped/shredded deli meat.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I’m calling it low effort spam for the same reason I would order it shredded at the deli if I had the chance

Rai , to foodporn in Banh mi

I’m legitimately eating a Banh Mi as I open this. Yours looks better, but this is very delicious. They fuckin SLATHERED mine in pork and sauce. Could use more cilantro.

The_Picard_Maneuver , to lemmyshitpost in Checkmate
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

There’s a bishop 500m away with a sniper too.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

and he always visits the scene of the crime after

aeronmelon ,

A Super Soaker filled with holy water.

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