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AI_toothbrush , to memes in laughing ass off at hacks

Them fingers look like toes

onlooker ,
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omg, you’re right! The “hand” on the left looks like a foot.

maliciousonion , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?
chuckleslord , to aww in Meet Scout, Minnesota's First Dog. He is a rescue, which is the best way to get a dog.

Here’s the time that Scout managed to get himself locked inside a room in the governor’s mansion and the fire department needed to come rescue him. today.com/…/minnesota-governor-dog-locked-bedroom…

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Aww. Poor Scout. We have to keep our big dog out of the kitchen with a gate so our little dog can eat his food before the big one eats it (he has a hole he can go through), but occasionally we forget we let her into the kitchen. 20 minutes later, we’ll see her silently standing by the gate, patiently waiting to be let out.

thisbenzingring ,
jimmydoreisalefty , to lemmyshitpost in A new angle
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Third building wasn’t insured, that is why it is not mentioned.

TachyonTele ,

It was their friends tower, they were just using it for that day.

altima_neo , to memes in When you fake sleep in the uber
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Kinda spoiling the joke with that title

solsangraal , to funny in That animation blew everyone's minds back in the day

me winning windows 95 solitaire the first time

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/c16a7f1e-604f-4bda-8544-e95f2f1608f0.webp

Plopp ,

Damn that dude hears in quadraphony.

son_named_bort , to lemmyshitpost in Inspirational quotes.

Was she talking about Dr. Oz or Dr. Phil?

squirrel , to funny in That animation blew everyone's minds back in the day
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Adderbox76 , to aww in Meet Scout, Minnesota's First Dog. He is a rescue, which is the best way to get a dog.

Obviously a DEI hire.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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You joke, but after the things they’ve come up with so far to attack Harris and Walz with, I wouldn’t even be a little surprised if some Newsmax flunkie said that. Or just criticized Walz for getting a rescue rather than buying an inbred purebred dog from a puppy mill.

Adderbox76 ,

I’m seriously waiting for someone at Fox News to mention that it’s a black dog. it’s inevitable.

DarkThoughts , to funny in That animation blew everyone's minds back in the day

Not really. I could do the same effect frequently with my open windows and mouse cursor.

fluxion ,

I almost wonder if this was the same common glitch and they were just like…whoa that looks cool let’s just ship it.

Skedule , to memes in laughing ass off at hacks

Almost as bad as a banana taped to the wall.

deuleb_biezelbob , to meanwhileongrad in Found in the wild, on a lemmy.world post

No they are spending it to get to the moon or mars

Trigger2_2000 , to lemmyshitpost in What has he done to deserve this?

Uncle Sam couldn’t handle the success the metric system would bring. /s

Kaput , to lemmyshitpost in Peeble streamer on Doop

Any of you have an address where I can get my Onion belt clip and a rocking chair. There’s some kids I need to yell off my lawn.

bluewing , to lemmyshitpost in What has he done to deserve this?

This is among the dumbest internet arguments ever.

G20/G21. The machines don’t care, my digital calipers, micrometers, rulers, and 3D CAD software don’t care which system is being used. So why should I have my undies in a bunch about which is better? I use the measurement system best suited for the task at hand - whether that’s metric, US customary, or light years.

As for not knowing how many inches are in a mile, that’s about the stupidest internet point ever. No one cares about that, well maybe some civil engineer might need to very rarely care in some unusual situation. The scale of measurement is wrong for inches. In fact, most people don’t care much about the actual distance away something is, they mostly care about how long does it take to get there. The odds are pretty good you have no idea how far it is from your front door to the grocery store in miles or kilometers. But you DO know how long it takes to get there. Whether by foot, bike, bus, or car.

LarmyOfLone ,

Oh yeah? I bet you also use mebibyte instead of megabytes!

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Weird how you think inches are only used for long distances and not, for example, making sure a beam is the right length while you’re building a house, or making sure a screw is the right size.

But I do agree that inches are not practical for long distances. That’s probably why people in the U.S. use miles.

phoenixz ,

I use the measurement system best suited for the task at hand

So you always use metric, gotcha

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

The machines don’t care.

People building those machines do

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