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unexposedhazard , to lemmyshitpost in unsee this

No, i dont think i will.

Sibbo , to lemmyshitpost in unsee this

It’s just someone’s foot 🤷‍♂️

kewwwi OP ,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

correct

Varyk ,

Watch out!

This guy’s haviiiiing too much fun!

kersploosh , to noncredibledefense in [draws pistol with malicious intent]
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

No gun, no problem. If you are wearing shoes you always have options.

George W. Bush dodging a show thrown at him during a press conference

PugJesus OP ,

Not with those lightning fast shrub reflexes!

mozz ,
@mozz@mbin.grits.dev avatar

W was a piece of shit in many many ways, but you can't deny his humanity in that moment. Dude handled it like a champ and couldn't wait for whatever was coming after the second shoe. You could tell that was his favorite thing that ever happened in a press conference.

superkret ,

The guy who threw it still got thrown in prison, though.

sangriaferret ,

I love watching this video. The look of bewildered amusement on his face after the first shot is so relatable.

dgriffith ,

“Who throws a shoe? I mean, honestly, who?” - Austin Powers President Bush.

kersploosh ,
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

W must have slept in a Holiday Inn Express the night before.

Anticorp ,

Say what you will about GWB, the man could certainly dodge a shoe!

mindbleach ,

He has impressive reflexes for a drunk who got off coke.

Still ate shit on a Segway.

ArcaneSlime ,

So did the guy who invented 'em!

Viscirox , to lemmyshitpost in unsee this

This looks like one of those sticky toy hands.

Chocrates ,

His feet are probably stupidly strong since his toes are splayed so much. Or he is standing weird.

PenisDuckCuck9001 , to science_memes in Chemists of Lemmy, how accurate is this likability table?

My life long dream is to lick a block of Berylium and see what it tastes like. Are you SURE this chart is accurate?

haerrii , to programmerhumor in Emails are hard

It’s a german company. Be glad you are offered e-mails at all. The official german communication medium to this day is FAX.

Cobrachicken , (edited )

because it works, even in a crowdstrike

edit: typo

Carighan ,
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

Did the fax go down from CrowdStrike? No. The superior communication medium!

Andromxda ,
@Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Fax? I ain’t using that modern bullshit. I will be writing letters, just like in the good ol’ days.

Miaou ,

My HR told me I could no longer email bills, but instead had to give them the original paper. I’m afraid somebody there will have a heart attack when I tell them that that PDF file is the original.

netvor ,
@netvor@lemmy.world avatar

hehe, FAX sounds like TCP ACK but waaay more rude.

TheMightyCanuck , to memes in 󠁗󠁗󠁗󠁗󠁗󠁗
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

But those god damn German subs look fun as hell with fire ass memes…

Too bad I can’t fucking speak German

mrmetaverse ,

There’s a German word for that “KannverdammtnochmalkeinDeutschsprechen”

TheMightyCanuck ,
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ooh ooh my favorite is ‘Backpfeifengesicht’

Revan343 ,

I can’t even tell if you’re joking because I also don’t speak German

Varyk , to lemmyshitpost in unsee this

Like the hand of an eldritch creature pushing itself up from the soil.

CorrodedCranium , to insanepeoplefacebook in Discussions have been reignited!
@CorrodedCranium@leminal.space avatar

I wonder if this came from someone reading about natural nuclear fission reactors.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think so. There’s this weird group of Hindu nationalists who think that this ancient civilization had all kinds of modern technology. Not just nukes- airplanes, computers, cars, etc.

jonne ,

Is the picture actually of glass, or is it water? It looks like it’s just puddles to me.

mozz , to noncredibledefense in [draws pistol with malicious intent]
@mozz@mbin.grits.dev avatar

William Faulkner has some wonderful stories about the WW1 days when people would go up in these rickety planes with a handgun, and take potshots with it with one hand while they flew the plane with the other, or take up a big basket of hand grenades and be lobbing them down at people on the ground while the people on the ground were shooting at them with infantry weapons.

Pilots in war have always been nuts, but there's levels of nuts.

PugJesus OP ,

I love seeing pictures of WW1 infantry preparing to let loose an anti-aircraft volley from their bolt-action rifles. What a wild time of military developments

mozz ,
@mozz@mbin.grits.dev avatar

Somewhere there is a Vietnam book where an American pilot told a story about "One-Shot Charlie". There was an old Vietnamese man in some village who had some kind of ancient rifle, and every time they were flying nearby, he'd come out of his house and fire a single shot at the aircraft going past him half a mile up or whatever, and then go back inside. Just kind of a "I hate the fuck out of you but all I have is this rifle but fuck yes I will do my part."

They loved him. They never tried to attack him and I think would have been legitimately angry if someone had tried to hurt him. When you are in war you find your moments of safety and humor where you can.

tal ,
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

Flight of the Intruder opens with an A-6 bombadier being hit and killed by a round from a bolt-action rifle at low altitude.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPofeRImxv8

takeda , to lemmyshitpost in Oh jeez
nifty OP ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Like, I can drink out of this thimble deep

Lemminary , (edited ) to insanepeoplefacebook in Do you see it too?

I wonder what the ancient Egyptians named their electrical companies. 🤔 I think Nile Current and Pyramid Power Co. sound pretty good

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

𓂧𓅲𓈎𓅂 𓅂𓈖𓅂𓂋𓎼𓇌

Doodleschmit ,
@Doodleschmit@lemmy.world avatar

SCARAB FOREARM BIRD BIRD BIRD

Please_Do_Not ,

RamTutenkamen

nnullzz ,

𓂸

Reverendender , to insanepeoplefacebook in Our True History

Can we see this evidence?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

No.

Reverendender ,
Dasus ,
@Dasus@lemmy.world avatar
Reverendender , to insanepeoplefacebook in Discussions have been reignited!

If that was ground zero, then it’s in pretty darn good shape for having survived a nuclear detonation

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They really knew how to build shit back in the bronze age.

saltesc ,

It’s pronounced ‘nuc-u-lar’.

lgmjon64 ,

So you’re saying it was definitely built by advanced beings?

Checkmate, Nephthalim deniers.

Reverendender ,

I don’t see how one could reasonably reach any other conclusion

bitwolf , to linuxmemes in -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MEME-----

That’s just nfts with extra steps /s

Natanael ,

*fewer

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