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HootinNHollerin , to lemmyshitpost in Texts from Dad

Plot twist, kid is dough

Magister , to lemmyshitpost in Texts from Dad
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OOTL, is it like “Rise against” ? or RATM?

pootsforjesus ,

It’s from the song “After the Eulogy” by Boysetsfire.

boaratio ,

It’s a great song.

Pothetato , to lemmyshitpost in Texts from Dad
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Dad might be a sith lord

reagansrottencorpse , to lemmyshitpost in Texts from Dad

Gen x rise up! Drank from the hose!

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to greentext in Anon's day at the beach

Just put fish food under your foreskin and the fish will blow you.

MrJameGumb OP ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

step 1: jerk off in the ocean

step 2: fishes swim up and eat coom

step 3: fisherman catches fish

step 4: woman buys coomy fish at grocery store and eats it for dinner

Later virgins 😎

StrongHorseWeakNeigh ,

I have no foreskin, and I must coom.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Have you heard of sounding?

lessthanluigi , (edited ) to greentext in Anon's day at the beach

I feel it would be safer/easier to just actually get a girlfriend.

Seraph ,
@Seraph@fedia.io avatar

Safer? Yes. Easier? Not if you're that much of a goon.

brap , to lemmyshitpost in Texts from Dad

Where’s your anger? Where’s your fucking wrench? Wanna dance with a sloth?

youtu.be/DQf0f6YtHpA?si=IQ58Hr-dJ739ya5z

Coreidan , to lemmyshitpost in It's so bad.

Save some puss for the rest of us!

ladicius , to greentext in Anon's day at the beach

I did roughly the same several times on vacation in Greece.

I pollinated the mediterranean sea.

SpruceBringsteen ,

Better hope nothing pollinated you, your urethra isn’t a one way road if something is looking for a host.

brokenlcd , to lemmyshitpost in New tech discovered

It seems like a flavour of the rubber duck method; by trying to explain it to a third party, you think about it in a different way and find a solution.

lugal ,

Never heard the term but I often do it intuitively

Phineaz ,

Trust me bro(ette): Rubber duck is the SHIT. I don’t even program save for a few rare instances, but any complex issue where you just know something is wrong but can’t quite put your finger on it? It works miracles. A lot better tbf if you are actually explaining it to someone who can ask questions, but any object that you can look at is a good substitute.

lugal ,

Of cause I know someone who can ask questions. It’s me.

No, seriously, when I explain it to myself, I come up with questions that really help

BlackPenguins ,

My cat is my rubber duck. I get some weird looks from her.

KeenFlame ,

You mean prostitute

Guntrigger ,

Initially I thought this comment was threaded under the “my cat is my rubber duck” comment which made it much worse.

snooggums ,
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The rubber duck method is just another flavor of thinking out loud.

pennomi ,

DuckGPT

lightnsfw ,

I’ve been using it like that. I have been trying to program this macropad thing I bought that uses python without having done much programming and it has yet to give me a solution that works. But in the course of explaining to it why whatever it gave me doesn’t work I’ve made a lot of progress so that’s nice at least.

zarlin , to lemmyshitpost in New tech discovered
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In programming we use a rubber ducky for this

hasecilu , to linuxmemes in What is this? (Its OC!)
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I installed Debian 12 on my 14yo Pentium E5400 PC with 4GB RAM. I have installed on it: Pi-Hole, Jellyfin, Deluge, Grocy, Heimdall, HortusFox, Inventree, Portainer, Radicale, Speedtest Tracker, Trilium, WatchYourLan. Also have various samba shares. In the last year I have learnt a lot of server/Docker stuff, my server is not connected to Internet though. It’s been fun. I have had luck watching some HD videos through Jellyfin but others totally spike processor load avg. to 20 when normal values is 0.2, lol.

NaoPb ,

That’s not bad cpu load. I was expecting you to ask why your processor is 100% all the time after listing all those services lol.

hasecilu ,
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For example one of the most heavy computations are the facial recognition on Immich when new photos are uploaded, load avg. goes to 5-8, the 2 cores @100% for “few” minutes then idle again.

gnutard ,

May I ask what PC this is? You might be able to flash Libreboot to it and keep the firmware updated/remove Intel Management Engine entirely. Internal flashing is possible on most of these older computers, no special flashing equipment needed, just need to type a few commands in terminal basically.

hasecilu ,
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Motherboard is an ASRock G31M-VS2 with a Pentium® Dual-Core CPU E5400 @ 2.70GHz. If I’m not confused Libreboot would replace the BIOS firmware?

vzq , to lemmyshitpost in New tech discovered
Lemjukes ,

There’s a reason cs50’s ai assistant/tutor is a duck :p

xantoxis , to greentext in Anon's day at the beach

FYI, you probably aren’t a strong enough swimmer to get far enough that nobody sees the binoculars. They know what you’re doing.

ooterness , to lemmyshitpost in Los Angeles area always wild!

Florida Man strikes again.

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