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MindTraveller , to insanepeoplefacebook in The Voice and The Illuminati

Oh no, a blood drinking ritual! That’s bad because consuming part of a once living being is wrong. That’s why Christian conspiracy theorists are all vegans, right?

chatokun ,

Don’t think he was quite a conspiracy theorist, though I do think he was raised on John Birch Society stuff, but a previous coworker, catholic, told me people shouldn’t even be punished for animal abus3 because animals don’t have souls.

Christians literally believe the statements in genesis to mean they are just shy of God themselves, and all other living beings are inferior, without God’s protection. In several cases, they include nonwhite racses in this list of inferior as well. Man is to rule over them or whatever.

Hikermick ,

The Eucharist ritual is about drinking blood

mememuseum , to lemmyshitpost in This explains much.

I love using save states in emulators to win this every time.

ThrowawayPermanente , to lemmyshitpost in I'm terrified of the Netherlands now

How old is this chart? The average American has got to be at least 5’10"

Num10ck ,

5’9. close enough.

drphungky ,

Average American man is 5’9.3" (and has been around for a long time). So not only is the graph misleading it’s just wrong.

In case anyone was wondering, within America: White 5’10", Black 5’ 9", Asian and Hispanic around 5’7".

bradinutah , to funny in This would get me to actually watch a remake

This idea makes too much sense and would make way too much money.

Disney board - “Pass”

nifty , to lemmyshitpost in I'm terrified of the Netherlands now
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This scale is so exaggerated, I am short and know tall people, they do not tower over me like that haha

Asudox , to cat in Meet Anya, my beautiful ragdoll kitty
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fluffy cat

saltesc , to funny in This would get me to actually watch a remake

Please don’t remind current-state Disney of this, unless you want to see yet another beloved franchise destroyed in an inconceivable way.

That seems to be Disney’s only achievable direction right now. Massacring all creativity out of everything they own for sake of…I can’t even tell anymore, but apparently it’s somehow not even money.

PDFuego ,
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We’ll end up with a live action The Muppet Movie remake only starring humans.

BubbleMonkey ,

That’s so meta I’d actually be interested to see how they pull it off…

Poorly, that’s a given, but beyond that.

dejected_warp_core ,

We would get things like Treasure Island where Tim Curry’s part is played by a single Muppet. So yeah, not great.

Ummdustry ,

cats style CGI fursuits, except now it’s kermit

psud ,

In the wrong accent and cadence “high ho, Kermit The Frog here”

corsicanguppy , (edited )

It’s not just Disney digging the graveyard to sell more rotting remains and wondering why they don’t go for top dollar; it’s the lot of them. FREAKY FRIDAY is coming out again.

What’s next? Non-racist Chitty Chitty bang-bang? Twin child actors again with yet another parent trap?

GraniteM ,

A24 presents 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖆𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝕿𝖗𝖆𝖕

DoucheBagMcSwag , to lemmyshitpost in This explains much.

“Very rigged and very unfair”

breadsmasher , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sounds totally real sovcit.
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Surely there are scammers who have seen people posting shit like this, and offering to “help” people claim this magic money.

“Yeah just need your SSN, full name and address, and I will do all the paperwork for you! You tell me how much you want to take from your “national debt owed to you”, and I will do all the work with the bank on your behalf”

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sounds totally real sovcit.
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I think there are SovCits who think if they write a long enough post, it will come true.

Either that, or they’ve been drinking that moonshine still guy’s end product.

ccunning ,

Feels like some form of hypnosis to me…

some_guy , to cat in Meet Anya, my beautiful ragdoll kitty

You’ve got a ball of fur with toes and a face. Super cute.

Wizard_Pope , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to "pay" their utilities using the magic coupon, other sovcits give advice.
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What is it with the sovcits and their pieces of silver???

Just pay the damn electricity bill.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

That’s the thing I find extra hilarious.

Chozo ,

They must think debt collectors are werewolves.

Reverendender ,

But I would rather ‘pay’ it. Or something…

TragicNotCute ,
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Probably something related to getting away from the gold standard in the 30’s. But I’m not quite crazy enough to know for sure.

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to "pay" their utilities using the magic coupon, other sovcits give advice.
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I have better advice than all of that. The source you should use is your credit or debit card number. You should give that to your utility companies and tell them to take out the amount billed to you.

Then you can send them as many coupons as you want.

IphtashuFitz ,

You really think these people are able to get credit cards without defaulting on them almost immediately?

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit isn't having luck with the coupon method.
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Why won’t they just give me free money? I don’t get it!

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Lol, amateur. Clearly you aren’t using the right coupons.

betterdeadthanreddit ,

You have to order them to do it first. Something as simple as “put the money in the bag or else” on a note handed to a bank teller should do the trick, I’ve seen that work in educational documentaries on the television. The “else” here is putting a lien on their corporate strawman but you don’t want to tip your hand too early by spelling it out.

EvilEyedPanda , to lemmyshitpost in The overworked IT person who just happened to quit his job on 18 July 2024

I was laid off several several months ago, am kinda glad now

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