There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

lemmy.world

Lycist , to lemmyshitpost in Reject reality

Instead of “I showed my faith to the man in charge” its “I showed my feet to the man in charge”, I like my version way better.

BudgetBandit , to science_memes in The circle of life

Ah yes, triceratops and T-Rex.

Why not the iPad? It’s as far time wise to the Rex as the Rex is to the tops.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Are you confusing Triceratops with Stegosaurus? Triceratops and T. Rex both lived in the late Cretaceous.

BudgetBandit ,

Totally. I’m no Expertosaurus on this, I’d consider myself more a… Nooboraptor.

whotookkarl , to cat in Pepper in her absolute favorite spot: my $200 router.
@whotookkarl@lemmy.world avatar

Can you flip it upside down so it looks like they are riding a robot spider?

Evil_Shrubbery , to cat in Pepper in her absolute favorite spot: my $200 router.

Connected via CAT1 cable tail.

Transmitting wirelessly at several gigapurrs per second.

urquell ,

cattail

lone_faerie , to lemmyshitpost in Never give up

One of the most refreshing things I’ve seen since joining Lemmy is people actually apologizing in comment threads like this.

ChronosTriggerWarning ,

I’m sorry to hear that! Don’t worry, it’ll get better as more people join, just you wait!

lemmy_nightmare ,
@lemmy_nightmare@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sorry

JackbyDev ,

Sorry

i_have_some_enemies , to mildlyinteresting in We finally got a chance to put up my Father's Day present: Tree faces!

Hope your father’s die

i_have_some_enemies , to insanepeoplefacebook in Were the pyramids built with sound frequency?

No lol fucking idiot

Reverendender , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit doesn't understand.

The customer service rep who wrote that email is boss-level

isolatedscotch , to memes in traumatized
nothacking , to insanepeoplefacebook in Were the pyramids built with sound frequency?

Of course they moved those massive, multtonne blocks of stone with sound. What do you mean they use pulleys, ramps and hundreds of years worth of elbow grease? That’s totally ridiculous.

drunkpostdisaster , to lemmyshitpost in Never give up

The last few years had made me lose all respect for debates as a field of study. Remembering shit like logos and pathos and all that nonsense for nothing.

Varven , to linuxmemes in Comment on a YT video about Windows on ARM
@Varven@lemmy.world avatar

Oh how the turn tables

Murdoc ,

It’s a topsy-turvy world.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

it’s a world-turvy topsy!

lugal , to lemmyshitpost in Nihilist would give him one star

“The hotel was perfect but the weather was bad.” 3/5

motor_spirit ,

that’s the essence of many reviews unfortunately ha

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Sometimes for gits and shiggles, I’ll check the one star reviews for things I know are going to trip inexperienced people up.

Like… It’s basically the “substituted flour with powdered eggplant and milk with tobacco sauce, 1/10 tasted horrible but I followed the recipe exactly” meme

Especially anything with DIY properties. “doesn’t work, connected to the battery and it immediately blew up” when it’s clear from the picture they hooked a 48v battery into a 12v speed controller. Or cut some wires they weren’t supposed to. Or reversed polarity of an important component. Or…

And rather than admit they fucked it up, they give bad reviews.

I particularly like when the listing is clearly for something that requires assembly, and bad reviews complain it came “in pieces”. READ, YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKERS

And if you see a bunch of bad grammar, and inconsistent specs in a listing… Maybe don’t put too much faith in the $5 item that would cost $100 if you bought it from a licensed and certified source with quality assurance…

hungryphrog ,

What meme? I can’t find anything because it just keeps showing me eggplant recipes.

Kusimulkku ,

The meme is people replacing ingredients with others and complaining when it doesn’t work

www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/

brbposting ,

Why do they use [FedEx/UPS/USPS]?! [FedEx/UPS/USPS] can never find my house! [FedEx/UPS/USPS] is the WORST shipping service of all of them! Product is amazing though.

-three separate one-star reviews

lugal ,

POV: 3 separate 1-star reviews are as good as one 3-star review

dudinax ,

It’s probably great, but UPS lost it. 1/5. Would be 0/5 if I could give 0.

saltesc ,

Just arrived today and looks great but haven’t had a chance to try it yet. 5/5

Estiar , to noncredibledefense in Let's touch tips 👉👈

That looks hella dangerous

psud ,

He’s at higher altitude than he appears

HootinNHollerin OP ,

BRRRRRRTTT

andrewrgross , to memes in They're next...... Maybe

This seems like wishcasting.

Everyone is welcome to their subjective opinion, but I don’t think any of these are really suffering that hard.

JayDee ,

Marvel and Starwars have been taking heat for pumping out boring and poorly written films for a while now. I think Pixar’s stuff is still mostly decent, though. That being said, I also expect a completely different standard of work from Pixar since it’s for kids first and foremost.

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

I’m pretty sure he’s pointing out that they still make a shit ton of money which is all that really matters to them.

Aurenkin ,

That’s fair, I think you’re right that it’s subjective. I think Disney managed to pretty much kill the main Star Wars movies at least for me. That said, we also got some pretty great stuff that we definitely wouldn’t have gotten otherwise so it’s not all bad. It was really sad to see LucasArts gutted and EA get exclusive rights to the license for a while though.

Zorsith ,
@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

In exchange for 3 shitty movies, we did get a CRAPLOAD of other Star Wars stuff. Animated: final season of Clone Wars, 3 seasons of Bad Batch exploring immediate post-order-66, Rebels (Mother. Fucking. THRAWN), and more that I don’t remember.

Several live action shows: Mandalorian, Kenobi, Ahsoka (MORE. Mother. Fucking. THRAWN), Book of Boba Fet, and more, I think, but again, I can’t remember.

sartalon ,

Imagine if D&D hadn’t gotten fired, how much worse that trilogy would have been.

Still, Disney seems incapable of recognizing good vs bad writing.

You are right, we’ve gotten some pretty awesome content, but then they fuck away most of the movies.

Yucky_Dimension ,

Mandalorian, Kenobi, Ahsoka (MORE. Mother. Fucking. THRAWN), Book of Boba Fett

All of those are garbage. Not only as Star Wars shows, but as shows in general. You forgot The Acolyte, which is arguably the worst.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines