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OttoVonBizmarkie , to cat in We gave Luna a bath and she wasn't happy.

I’m 100% certain that if I tried to give my cat a bath, I would get a face full of claw!

acunasdaddy , to lemmyshitpost in Horror

I’ve been to Italy many times (wife’s from there). Yes the pizza is amazing. Yes in almost every case. Yes they do not understand pineapple on pizza.

But they are wrong. Those fuckers sometimes put boiled eggs and shit on there which ruin it.

Just because somewhere invests something doesn’t mean they have ultimate and final say. Hamburgers came from Germany and I know our fatasses got those things perfected here.

Pineapple on pizza is amazing

LeFantome ,

Italians did not invent pizza.

Fruit on pizza is wrong.

Tomatoes are not a fruit.

diskmaster23 ,

Has the whole world gone upside down?

Cabrio ,

Knowledge is knowing tomatoes are a fruit, wisdom is not putting them in fruit salad.

reev ,

Tomatoes are the only good thing about salad!

Bakwerk ,

Pizza has historically had fruit on it. There are wallpaintings in Pompei depicting it. Pizza has historically had pretty much everything on it.

RVGamer06 ,
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Is there a r/ShitAmericansSay equivalent in Lemmy already?

Obi ,
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Man I remember some nasty scrolling sessions visiting that sub, the opposite ones, and the rest of the US Vs EU corners of Reddit. Really riled me up that stuff, made sure not to sub to these topics because they get real toxic real fast. The SAS one was the mildest though and you could get a good laugh but I’d find outraged Americans in the comments, follow their profile and end up in /conservative or worse, following some morbid curiosity.

Soundhole ,

This is the most controversial comment I have ever seen.

marmo7ade ,

It’s lame rage bait. Tomatoes are a fruit, it’s science.

Soundhole ,

Yes, thank you, that was the joke.

GreenSkree ,
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Weird hill to die on…

Hypersapien ,

Tomatoes are both a fruit and a vegetable

marmo7ade ,

Tomatoes are not native to Italy. They were imported from Central America to Italy by the Spanish.

Next time a dumbass Italian tries to gate keep pizza, remind them of this fact: Tomatoes are American. And watch them go nuclear.

001100010010 , to cat in We gave Luna a bath and she wasn't happy.
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My cat would just become a frog and leap out of there. She’s now terrified of going anywhere near the bathtub. You could pick her up and hold her snd she would just accept it, but as soon as you step over into the bathroom, she immediately panics and struggles to get out of your hands. I think I might have accidentally gave my cat PTSD from trying to shower her.

Creyapnilla , to lemmyshitpost in steaming out the ears like a cartoon character
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Dangerous, but necessary to keep the tracks hot all night long.

irmoz , to lemmyshitpost in How journalist view modern gamers

Dude I’m not exactly a casual gamer, and yet I still get my ass kicked by smug hardcore gamers in every single online multiplayer game i play. Among friends, there’s a more even and more fun level of difficulty, but online it’s a constant steamroll.

tinho ,

I loved shitting on people in CoD and League when I was 11 through 17. Tried to play league now as 25yo and I can see that the noobs that I loved to make fun of just didn’t have the time to read guides and study the game 10 hours a day. Anyway, I get shit on nowdays

XPost3000 , to mechanicalkeyboards in Built my Vault 35 yesterday
nbafantest , to technology in Ally (bank)mobile app fails without connection to graph.facebook.com

If they do any sort of Facebook login/auth, frequently facebook will require them to send them data about ANYONE who is using their site.

wipeitonthedog ,

I’ve never seen a bank do any social auth

spaceribs , to lemmyshitpost in "It has to be Chromium"

No oldies remember Camino? It was such a great browser!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camino_(web_browser)

ICastFist , to memes in This is what peak performance looks like
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JC Denton before the augs

MedicPigBabySaver , to cat in 17 year old goddess Athena. Still a perfect croissant.

17 queen…sweet.

Flolishous , to pics in [OC] Hoh Rainforest in Olympic National Park, Washington.
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Lightning makes it hard to appreciate fully but still beautiful.

BurtReynoldsMustache , to lemmyshitpost in Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need.

Okay but I think we can all agree Fran Drescher is THE baddest bitch after having watched her impassioned call to arms.

Gutotito , to RedditMigration in Please share your stories/screenshots of being banned from Reddit and/or Subreddits, as well as other social media platforms.
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I've been "permabanned" from Reddit eight or so times, with all but the most recent one contested and reversed. Short story: I pissed off a certain turtle, and he made sure to report me for inciting violence every chance he got, which, best I can tell, is a preemptive ban regardless of post content. With this latest one, though, I'm done; I'm not even fighting it. I needed a good kick in the ass to get off of Reddit, and this is it.

kukkurovaca , to fediverse in Lemmy is being filled with ragebait and doombait from new accounts. This is what drove me and others away from Reddit.
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Who browses the local timeline on a large fediverse instance lol.

Anyway, reality is bad and we’re living in it, so I have relatively little patience for people who complain about doomposting. There’s a lot of doom out there.

If folks want to only see good news, start an “only good news” community (assuming this doesn’t already exist) and just stick to your subscribed communities view.

cadekat , to programmerhumor in a brain is a network of if()

In the sense that a CD player learns new music when you insert a disc, yes.

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