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SageWaterDragon , to world in The hottest 14 days ever recorded are the last 2 weeks

Cool. Great, even. Man, we’re fucked.

Lemmylefty , to softwaregore in Must be all the spam
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I see you’ve found my mother’s phone.

Shardikprime , to lemmyshitpost in Just bang Hitler's mom

shoots

Ah u meant as in sex…

Pulls up corpse

fubo , to programmerhumor in So.. I was linking a location from Google Maps on Viber and the Message Preview ended up quite funny.

You’ll get that in the <title> of many Google 404 pages, e.g. google.com/butts

Shizu OP ,
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Yea but it’s hilarious! That 1 at the end just makes it feel so human.

YMS ,
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There's this 2013 blog post about it, reacting to a reader wondering how the "!!1" even survived the 404 page redesign a couple of years earlier: http://googlesystem.blogspot.com/2013/05/error-404-not-found1.html

pwnstar , to memes in But I love death

"You ever plow a field? To plant the quinoa or sorghum or whatever the hell it is you eat. You kill everything on the ground and under it.

You kill every snake, every frog, every mouse, mole, vole, worm, quail… you kill them all.

So, I guess the only real question is: how cute does an animal have to be before you care if it dies to feed you?”

-John Dutton

Urik ,

Cows and chickens gotta eat too, and that food is coming from fields as well.
By reducing meat consumption also way less critters will end up dying.

pwnstar ,

I’m not here to reduce my meat consumption. It’s at the perfect level.

abraxas ,

Are you from a farm town?

A supermajority of animal feed comes from the waste product of crops we that were being grown anyway, or grass from a fallow field that needs to be harvested anyway (not enough the latter due to logistics, but my local farms all do). That whole “8 to 1” calorie to cow thing leaves out the part that it’s 8 calories of landfill material to make 1 calorie of beef. Nobody has an “animal only” corn field. And nobody is using harsh animal-killing chemicals on the fallow fields.

And cows are still being fed things whether you eat them or not. We need their manure and it’s overall better for the environment than synthetic fertilizer. Without some form of fertilizer, we need much more farmland, which means more animals killed per calorie. All compared to 700,000 calories in a cow.

Unfortunately, nobody has ever demonstrated in a defensible manner that a horticulture-only scenario would be anywhere near as efficient on animal lives as what we have now. It’s one thing to cut animal intake 10%, entirely another to try to rebuild our farming industry without animals.

Urik ,

A supermajority of animal feed comes from the waste product of crops we that were being grown anyway

According to the Alberta Cattle Feeders Association, 80% of the feed is composed of corn. According to the USDA itself half the corn grown in the US was used for animal feed, and 78% of the world’s soy production is made for animal feed.
Is the waste product of corn and soy included in these numbers?

Pechente , to softwaregore in Must be all the spam

Judging by looking at the mail app on the average person’s phone, this seems to be completely possible

alerternate , to mildlyinfuriating in Youtube added shorts to the subscriptions page, pushing the subscriptions almost entirely off the page...

Honestly this is better than it was - prior to this change the shorts were just mixed in with the regular videos … now at least you can scroll past them and see only videos.

MaxVoltage ,
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Shorts are cancer yes?

PenguinJuice , to lemmyshitpost in Fun fact: wage theft is the largest form of theft

Executives are parasites.

LillianVS , to lemmyshitpost in Fun fact: wage theft is the largest form of theft
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Company: You need to have everything ready before the start of your shift.

Me: Do I get paid for coming in early?

Company: No

Me: Okay, if I’m starting before my shift time then I am going home early to make up for the lost time.

Company: If you leave 1 minute early we have to deduct an hour from your wages

Me: leaves

Company: nobody wants to work anymore.

Companies have normalised wage theft but call it what it is. It’s theft.

arensb ,

Some years ago, employees sued Amazon because the company had a lengthy security scan when people left, to prevent theft. Apparently it could take half an hour to go through, and they argued that this was unpaid overtime.

They lost, which seems like bullshit: as far as I can tell, the sane way to look at it is, if you’re obligated to do what the company tells you and go where the company says, then you’re on the job and should be paid for it. Once you’re out the door, you can choose whether you want to go home or go to a bar or just sit on the sidewalk; you’re not on the clock and you’re not getting paid.

If the company wants you to work 8 hours in the warehouse, then spend half an hour in the security scan, then you’re doing company business for 8.5 hours.

Cryst ,

Agreed. That’s ridiculous that they lost.

nittiyh , to futurama in I'm amazed how often I get to reference this line in real life.

I would say this is one of the best lines in the show except I’d want to say it about almost all the other lines as well… really an incredible show.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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KuchiKopi , to futurama in I'm amazed how often I get to reference this line in real life.
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TeaHands ,
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Swear nobody ever understands when I do this and they look at me with even more confusion than people usually look at me. Which is a fair bit of confusion, to be clear.

deong ,

The line I always liked but is unusable in reality for sexual harassment reasons is the Seinfeld reference of telling someone who sneezed, "You are soooo good-looking".

PeterPoopshit , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in "It has to be Chromium"

“Firefox is bad because I got a virus one time and Firefox was my default browser therefore Firefox gave my computer a virus”- my brother

insanepotato ,

He’s the virus because he bought the computer

popemichael , to technology in Ally (bank)mobile app fails without connection to graph.facebook.com
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Unless you have a secondary timeserver set up, blocking pool.npt.org is going to mess up a lot of programs that are dependent on time.

Magister ,
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True, here I redirect every NTP request to my own timeserver

kamiheku ,

I think the screenshot is just showing connections the app’s made, not necessarily blocked ones. I doubt any blocklist would contain pool.ntp.org

xintrik ,

Correct. Closed here just means the connection isn’t ongoing.

TootSweet , to programmerhumor in a brain is a network of if()

I know this is supposed to be humor, but if philosoraptor is trying to say AI is overhyped, I wholeheartedly agree.

remotedev ,

halt on top of me

Don’t threaten me with a good time

brave_lemmywinks , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in TIme to get some teenagers with attitude

This showed up while I was listening Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.

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