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Creyapnilla , to lemmyshitpost in Threads' daily active user count on Android devices dropped over 50% — from 49 to 23.6 millions
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“Oh shit, this is connected to Facebook?!?”

deletes app

zevo69 , to cat in Kitty do be sleepy

They always sleepy

popekingjoe , to cat in Cat
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Definitely looks like cat.

ech , to pics in [OC] I found an Eastern Hercules Beetle today

Is it as pokey as it looks?

ki77erb OP ,

Not at all pokey and completely harmless but the legs are VERY grippy. When you pull them off it’s like velcro.

ech ,

Neat!

Deftdrummer , to assholedesign in Raising your price for prime day

Yeah and Google just announced they’re raising the price on their YouTube premium subscription. I’m going to cancel all of this shit I swear.

ulemmyagain , to selfhosted in Have I gone overboard?

Man I love heimdall

Achsonaja , to lemmyshitpost in Stinky fingers.

Mmm wafflestomp

thisbenzingring , to lemmyshitpost in Stinky fingers.

Nothing says shitpost like memes about poop

xantonin ,

My man fully understood the assignment

Ryan213 OP ,
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I’m doing my part.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

If you eat beets you get pink poop.

Chickenstalker , to lemmyshitpost in Horror

Pizza is the Westoid version of sushi. Both are actually simple peasant food that were needlessly glorified. Pizza is just bread with stuff on it stuck together by melted cheese. Is chees on toast a high cuisine? No. Neither is pizza. Put whatever you want on your bread.

Agent641 ,

I feel like putting random toppings on flat bread during baking is probably the oldest cuisine imaginable, going back to caveman days many thousands of years ago. No doubt cameman-gordon ramsay (who is the same person as modern gordon ramsay) would have some mean thing to say about it though.

bmsok , to pics in [OC] I found an Eastern Hercules Beetle today

I’d be insanely disappointed if something so cool didn’t turn into a tattoo. That needs to be there forever no matter how long it takes to get it done

zencat , to lemmyshitpost in Horror

They mia’d the mamma out of him

Agent641 ,

His journo will not be buon

Vengefu1Tuna , to mildlyinteresting in This boarding pass came out of the machine blank.
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walks up to the pilot “Excuse me, sir. But this is my plane now.”

Pilot takes the boarding pass, sees scribbled across the front, “Pilot’s Seat”

Pilot: “Well shit”

JoshIsProbablyTired , to mildlyinteresting in This toilet paper roll is missing 90% of the tube

The winders web alignment was way off probably after a roll change!

elscallr , to aww in "..can you buy me a cat wheel? :3"
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I would sign my house over to this cat.

krzschlss , to aww in "..can you buy me a cat wheel? :3"
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I don't know about the scarf.. it doesn't match the slippers...

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