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Emmy , to greentext in Anon is asking the difficult questions

Option number 2 is the redtext but a dude.

Imgonnatrythis , to lemmyshitpost in Gaming battlestation

I can hardly notice th damn bird. I’m way more concerned about the angle of this shot. Do you have severe torticollis or a really bad hip?

ivanafterall , to lemmyshitpost in Alternative Medicine
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If you’re leaving out maple syrup, you’re really missing out on added stickiness.

BluesF , to programmer_humor in HTML with Excel

Ah, good ol’ TEXTJOIN. I’ve used excel to write M before when I couldn’t figure out a way to do something concisely but I also couldn’t be bothered to write it out by hand. In hindsight, I was a shit programmer, but I’m at least good enough now that I can see how shit I was then!

Imgonnatrythis , to lemmyshitpost in Alternative Medicine

I want tattoo of his name right here!

oo1 , to mildlyinteresting in One of the heads of garlic I grew turned out to be just one solid clove

ate the onion

en1gma , to lemmyshitpost in Somebody's got a case of the Mondays

Two chicks at the same time!

EnderMB , to mildlyinteresting in One of the heads of garlic I grew turned out to be just one solid clove

Please tell me that you’re going to eat it…

kerrigan778 , to greentext in Anon is asking the difficult questions

And girl #1 in this scenario is supposed to be a girl who has her shit together and wants to go out with a guy who is on 4chan and who she doesn’t really share any common interests with? Doubt…

Maggoty , to lemmyshitpost in Before it's too late!

Man I should offer lessons on adulting. Lesson 1, nobody is doing it well, everyone is faking. Lesson 2, we’re all jealous that you’re still a child, milk that shit. Lesson 3, stop listening to old man complain, go have fun.

I think that’s worth a hundred dollars right?

Venator ,

I think that’s called a “life coach”.

Kaboom ,

Throw in stuff like how to pay taxes, change a flat tire, and what an APR is, and you have a good class going

Maggoty ,

Oh if we have to go over taxes then I’m going to have to charge another 100, maybe as an extra day kind of thing? A real life DLC?

Pheral , to mildlyinteresting in One of the heads of garlic I grew turned out to be just one solid clove

That looks like Elephant garlic!

thrawn21 OP ,
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It might be! That was one of the varieties I planted this year, though the cloves I put in the ground looked like normal shaped cloves, just scaled up a bit.

Pheral ,

I’m actually second-guessing my elephant garlic thought… I planted my first clove this year and it took a month and a half to sprout!!! I thought it had died due to heat, but I finally saw its thumb-sized sprout coming up a couple days ago. My normal garlic only takes a week or so to sprout over here in AZ. The elephant garlic seed leaves look more like an iris or tulip coming up. That one commenter was probably on point, saying the bulb was too young to start segmenting into cloves. That was news to me and I’m over the moon about it! Thank you so much for posting about this in the first place!!!

thrawn21 OP ,
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I had the exact same experience with the elephant garlic, they took forever to sprout, long enough that I actually dug one of them up to check that they hadn’t been eaten or something.

wjrii , to lemmyshitpost in "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"

Meh, Gotham City PD probably just seized it. I’ve seen worse.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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You’d think Gordon could have nabbed himself a better ride through civil asset forfeiture.

wjrii ,

WHADDAYA MEAN?!?!?!?

The Muscle Tone is a combination muscle car and tuner, driven by a 4.0 liter supercharged V8!!!

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Have you seen the kind of criminals that are in Gotham? Gordon needs to be driving around in an MRAP. And he’s probably seized a few from various Rogues’ Gallery henchmen.

JadenSmith , to pics in [OC] Puffins taken on Shetland Islands

I hope you put them back after taking the pic.

HonkTonkWoman ,

I read the title before realizing where it was posted. Thought, “they’re an asshole for taking the birds, they’re a dumbass for claiming [OC].”

rustyfish OP ,
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I wanted to, but now Liam Neeson is hunting me.

RBWells , to lemmyshitpost in Before it's too late!

That phone # is for a Denny’s in LA too.

“Hi, can you teach my daughter to long hair?”

“Sir, this is a Denny’s.”

ArbitraryValue , to lemmyshitpost in "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"

Wouldn’t a cop want a 4-door car? Where’s Gordon going to put anyone he arrests?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Batman doesn’t need four doors, so neither does Gordon!

ArbitraryValue ,

The small talk would be so awkward for the supervillain who has to sit next to him.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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No worries. The front seat folds down so he can still put them in the back.

Empricorn ,

“Can we get drive-through?”

andrew_bidlaw ,
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Just as Gordon started to sing along and drum on the wheel, the suspect leaned forward to press the skip button with their nose.

‘Try me’, Jim cried, ‘Try me once more and I’d drop you to the BatTaxi’.

~ Jump cuts of Batman doing a barrel roll in a ridiculously small black cab with jet engines ~

‘I don’t applaud his methods’, said Gordon, ‘But sometimes I think he’s got the point’

Jim puts on the same song and glances at the frightened suspect right in their eyes.

ryathal ,

If you only have two, then the other cops have to transport them.

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