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Quill7513 , to lemmyshitpost in jhair

Biblically accurate

stevedidwhat_infosec , to programmer_humor in It must be a silent R

You’ve discovered an artifact!! Yaaaay

If you ask GPT to do this in a more math questiony way, itll break it down and do it correctly. Just gotta narrow top_p and temperature down a bit

VitaminF ,

Chatgpt just told me there is one r in elephant.

stevedidwhat_infosec ,

Is this satire or

VitaminF ,

No, actually did, try for yourself.

ladicius , to science_memes in Absolutely cooked

Depends on his trunk I’d say.

Maybe they accept him.

jol ,

Nah depends whether they’ve had their wives killed by the human or not.

Snapz , to lemmyshitpost in jhair

“What kind of chair do you want?”

“Just whatever makes sense”

9point6 , to lemmyshitpost in jhair

Someone defeated a well dressed floormaster

RedditWanderer , to lemmyshitpost in jhair

Crotch jhair

youngalfred , to memes in I'm on my way

Needs sound

alcoholicorn , to lemmyshitpost in jhair

Well that’s horrifying.

drathvedro , to funny in There's a story here

The story I’ve heard is that this vending machine was placed right inside a medical college…

Diabolo96 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit put the sheriff on notice.

Aren’t most sovcit wackos part of the maga cult ? Then how come the guy that’s scamming them their savior is a guy named Yusef? Like aren’t they all extremely racist?

ImplyingImplications ,

This guy is likely part of the Moorish Sovereign Citizen group since he used the phrase “overstand”. It’s a group of Black sovereign citizens who believe Black Americans have the right to their own nation. Yusef might not even be the persons birth name since they usually use a “Moorish” name instead.

Diabolo96 ,

Muslim black sovcits ? That like cranking the difficulty way up in life gameplay.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

This is a Moorish Science Temple sovereign citizen who are black.

Diabolo96 ,

Black and Muslim! Which explain the name.

AllNewTypeFace ,
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

Muslimesque, in a way derived from the orientalist kitsch in Freemasonry, like the Nation of Islam (whose founders started out in the Black-only Prince Hall Masonic lodges). Not Muslim in any orthodox sense.

Sam_Bass , to funny in There's a story here

Always suspected there was some crooked medical personnel out there

PunnyName , to funny in There's a story here

That’s fucking brilliant

sugar_in_your_tea ,

And here I am with my pleb grabbers.

https://s7.orientaltrading.com/is/image/OrientalTrading/FXBanner_808/plastic-robot-hand-grabber~85_4569-a02.jpg

Reverendender ,

Those only work for large organ removal

AsudoxDev , to games in Day 38 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots (Minecraft 1.5)

the nostalgia I feel…

DNOS , to memes in Cheese

Age 16 meters ?

Shawdow194 ,
@Shawdow194@fedia.io avatar

Probably months?

Shawdow194 ,
@Shawdow194@fedia.io avatar

Either that or they include sex in the age column

DNOS ,

Lmao didnt though of that 🤦🏻

colderr OP ,

It’s just a really tall dog.

hfiwg ,

That would be 1.691207e-15 light years. Unfortunately I don’t know how to convert to dog years

MeowZedong ,
@MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml avatar

I’ll give it a shot, but I think it will make more sense for me to make the conversion from meters to years without using light years. I’m a chemist, not a physicist and don’t want to look up the conversions I don’t remember.

The sun travels ~940,000,000 km/human year…

= 940,000,000 km/yr × 1000 m/km = 940,000,000,000 m/yr

= 940,000,000,000 m/yr × 1 year/365.256 days

= 2573537464.1 m/day × 1 day/24 hr × 1 hr/60 min × 1 min/60 s

= 29786.3132423 m/s

16 m × 1 s/29786.3132423 m = 0.000537 s (human)

The dog is about half a millisecond old (in human years).

I found some human-to-dog years calculator online that cites a scientific paper. The formula it uses is:

Human years = 16 × ln(Dog years) + 31

Therefore… Dog years = e^(((Human Years-31)^)/16)

To use the dog calculator, it’s easier to start back at m/yr.

16 m × 1 year/940,000,000,000 m = 1.70212765E−11 human years

Human to dog years = e^(((1.70212765E−11)^-31)/16)

= 0.14406 dog years x 365.524 dog days / 1 dog year

= 52.6 dog days.

The human to dog year equation isn’t meant for times less than 0.001 human year, so take the dog days number with a grain of salt.

Hopefully I didn’t mess anything up along the way, I did this all on the phone and it’s harder to double-check than on paper!

ConstipatedWatson , to pics in Blackberries [OC]

Sweet!

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