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Transcendant , to memes in Based on a true story

While it’s easy for me to say, in this case you contributed to your stress levels. I’m not a buddhist but I found a lot of the teachings helpful, combined with an audiobook from Derren Brown called ‘Happy’… in this situation the best move would be to assess what can be changed (activity, location) and what cannot be changed (the weather, if the fish are biting, mosquitos).

It’s a bit of a grim idea to come to terms with, but acceptance that many aspects of life happen to us with no control is oddly freeing. Anyway I’ll fuck off now with my advice. You might hate it and I can’t control that!

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  • Transcendant ,

    I could, or I couldn’t. Imagine if everyone just kept their thoughts to themselves, lemmy wouldn’t work at all.

    arcrust , to memes in He is a broken man

    When I was in the navy I went to a barcade and decided to buy around 1000 little army men. I managed to hide about 200 of them and I still have buddies telling me they found another.

    SomeAmateur , (edited )

    c/greendawn is for you!

    I heard that on one ship army men were considered good luck, guarding places and keeping the gremlins out of the engines and other important systems. A new officer thought it was silly and told them to take them all down, but he changed his mind after the ship became plagued with a bunch of issues for weeks on end.

    DarkenLM , to memes in conservative physics

    Ah, yes. My favorite state of matter: G L A S S

    magnetosphere ,
    @magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

    Apparently “superglass” is even better. It’s like glass, but super.

    ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

    Wait, wasn’t Superglass a '90s band?

    Mr_Dr_Oink ,

    Didnt they have that one hit “blowing on your stereo”?

    Or was it “sun hits the skylight”?

    What about “richard the shard”?

    (This one might be a stretch but what about) “all-light”

    Zoomboingding ,
    @Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

    Are we just ignoring “Time Crystal”!?

    Damage ,

    Section 31 ordered me to

    average_internet_enjoyer ,

    Best of all, it damages you when you step on it

    silentslinky , to memes in He is a broken man

    During lockdown, I went through a period of making D&D miniatures by gluing these plastic babies to coins and decorating them with pipecleaners…

    https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/6e7ce0a7-f4aa-4cf0-9fd3-51e495caa184.webp

    Wild_Mastic ,

    They’re pretty cool ngl

    ParsnipWitch ,

    Not sure if these were feel good or desperate times for you, but the result looks cute.

    Cold_Brew_Enema ,

    This really sums up pandemic activities

    chooglers ,

    lmfao

    Lix_xD ,

    Cute

    velovix ,

    They look surprisingly good!

    ipkpjersi ,

    What a pandemic does to a mf

    Meowoem , to memes in come on

    They’ve done actual studies that show these protests are counter productive, blindly supporting anything just because they claim to support your cause is incredibly dumb.

    In this world there are a huge amount of people who really, really, really like attention and will insert themselves into anything to try and get it, they’ll use any excuse to ‘boost their profile’ especially if they can pretend to be some form of hero along the way.

    The idiot who got shot in the capitol and the idiot who threw soup on the painting are the same unthinking attention seeking type of idiot, the right pretend they’re breaking into the capitol to save children, the left try to ruin people’s day in the name of climate change - then on their respective sides a whole host of idiots cheer and say ‘I’m supporting these brave activists so I’m not part of the problem, I can continue to live my life exactly as I chose - safe in the knowledge that cheering on these idiots is enough’

    EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted , to memes in Based on a true story
    @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Y’all get to take time off for mental health reasons?

    Doesn’t matter how stressed I feel, I still gotta go to work… :(

    Coconut1233 ,

    You can usually take paid time off for whatever reason.

    Maybe not in the US, apparently employee rights are non-existent there

    ______ , to memes in Based on a true story

    I’ve had bad mental health breaks but this is still a good outcome overall.

    Imagine being in poor mental state and still having to work, I’d take the break any day.

    riodoro1 , to memes in He is a broken man

    Haha, useless plastic waste that only accelerates our demise.

    staticblanket ,

    Useless and toxic! Put 'em in your ice cubes!

    autokludge ,
    @autokludge@programming.dev avatar

    macroplastics

    ccdfa ,

    And this is what Americans hide in their galette des rois lmao

    bernieecclestoned ,

    Bit dramatic

    PissinSelfNdriveway ,

    Like most of the fuckwits on here. How dare someone have fun, rabble rabble, politics Post, rabble. This place is getting as bad as reddit with these useless cunts.

    SomeAmateur ,

    Redditors already had a general smugness because they weren’t like other social media sites. Now they are not like other smug social media site alternatives.

    If you don’t see stuff you disagree with now and then you’re living in an echo chamber, and holy shit some people are really are getting high on their own supply here.

    Rodeo ,

    The other side of the coin is people like you going “how dare someone have criticism, rabble rabble, if you don’t like everything all the time you’re a cunt!”

    Criticism is okay.

    theodewere , to memes in He is a broken man
    @theodewere@kbin.social avatar

    shit she's like something out of a 19th Century short story.. i imagine them living in a little cottage away from neighbors, so he's alone with her.. and the babies..

    zyratoxx , to memes in He is a broken man
    @zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

    Jennifer’s kinda sardistic lol

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Is that when you abuse fish?

    cantsurf ,

    Sardomackerechism is the giving and receiving of pleasure involving the receipt or infliction of a hook in the mouth.

    tym ,

    Do you like fish dicks?

    What about consent?

    GenderIsOpSec , to memes in He is a broken man
    @GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net avatar

    Yes.

    killa44 , to memes in Shame 🔔

    Nobody comes here for the tuna.

    chetrockington OP , to memes in Whenever I hear from my student loan servicer
    @chetrockington@lemmy.ml avatar

    Dept.of Ed plz forgive me for I have gone to school.

    Mordachai_Shedbacon , to memes in Based on a true story

    This used to be me. Vacation is a skill, developed over time! Don’t listen to other people, learn what you like to do and do it, And no shame!

    If you need to spend 2 weeks sleeping in a coffin under ur house, with chips & shows, u do u babe.

    Transcendant ,

    If you need to spend 2 weeks sleeping in a coffin

    Slumbering. Vampires slumber! Viva Al Qolnidar

    Laticauda , to memes in Based on a true story

    “Mosquitoes the size of horseflies” I think those were just crane flies, which are harmless lol

    crucifix_peen OP ,

    they bit me thru my shirt

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