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ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited ) to memes in Raid

TL;DR My country’s customs officers seem to have misappropriated 7 buttplugs, 8 Venus ball sets, 3 non-USB penis devices and 7 sets of BDSM straps.

We had a large shipment of illegal sex toys seized in the Czech Republic, and the customs office held an auction with publicly disclosed contents of the package. There were several suspicious amounts. I have a copy of the list:

Not auctioned individually, only as a complete set. 1 CZK ≈ 0.04 USD. Yes, we have words for sex toy but they specifically chose more formal wording.

Item Description of the auctioned item Qty Unit price CZK total
1 Erotic aid - anal jewel, 3 pcs/set 594 300 ($13) 178 200,00 ($7722)
2 Erotic aid case 300 210 ($9) 63 000,00 ($2700)
3 Erotic aid (penis) 40 600 ($25) 24 000,00 ($1000)
4 Electric pump 40 90 ($4) 3 600,00 ($160)
5 Sex aid - straps 193 300 ($13) 57 900,00 ($2509)
6 Erotic aid - anal jewel with tail 99 210 ($9) 20 790,00 ($891)
7 Erotic aid for penis without USB 77 300 ($13) 23 100,00 ($1001)
8 Venus balls 112 300 ($13) 33 600,00 ($1456)
9 Enema 210 120 ($5) 25 200,00 ($1050)
10 Enema with black pouch 30 150 ($7) 4 500,00 ($210)
Total price (CZK) 433 890,00 ($18,315)
Auction start at (CZK) 144 630,00 ($6105)

The goods have been legalized for resale in the EU even though some lack CE certification.

Auction notice including photos (Czech, PDF, 9,74 MiB) / Deep-L’s English translation of the document (view in browser) - gets interesting on page 5, or just click the hyperlinked items for extracted images (only 6 seems to have been published)

Above is translation of a Reddit comment I had made here but since overwritten with a power-delete tool.

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

You can use the “save” function to come later

Yeah you can

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

Or I can reply to your comment and have you receive a notification. Yeah, it’s done, I even extracted the images from the document (native res, no scaling).

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Haha thanks!

But unfortunately, tone doesn’t carry well through text, and may be especially poorly conveyed to someone who isn’t a native speaker (which I’m assuming, from your username). My previous comment was meant to be read with an insinuating tone, playing on your use of the term “come”.

HottieAutie ,

Let’s return together

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

60min are over.
We need that information!

For research.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

Sorry, there have been tech problems. It’s done, I’ll just extract and upload the rest of the images from the PDF.

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

(Disclaimer: My comment earlier was not to be taken seriously)

Thank you for the update :)

Huschke ,

Nothing suspicious here lol

sunbytes ,

“erotic aid for penis without usb”

This implies the existence of…

Viking_Hippie ,

Well how do YOU charge penises? 🤷

MenigPyle ,

With my mouth ajar?

Viking_Hippie ,

Sure, that works.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

With a proprietary connector, unfortunately.

Viking_Hippie ,

Your MOM’S a proprietary connector!

She still works for Bumble, right? 😉

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

I am handicapped, my penis does not have a USB port. I am thankful that there are erotic aids made for people like me.

Zagorath , (edited )
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

I am kinda curious what about these were illegal. Like, are they particularly shoddy home-made stuff? Just some boring lack of import permits? Does Czechia have strict laws around sex toys?

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited )

Nah, likely just incorrectly declared and the importer failed to respond to a tax evasion fine. The Czech Republic is pretty lax when it comes to regulating such things (heck, even this was allowed). They could be legalized without a CE certificate, just some paper work.

HottieAutie ,

Based on a few docu-series I’ve seen on the Internet that include casting interviews, adult parties, and erotic behaviors in public, I’m pretty certain that the Czech Republic is lax on sexual matters.

BreadOven , to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app

I once deleted system32…That’s when I began calling the shots.

Sam_Bass , to memes in Raid

Hey ostomy bags arent funny. Full ones even less so

bilb , to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app
@bilb@lem.monster avatar

I’m a good enough software engineer that this isn’t true. I bet I get paid a lot more than you. 😎

(The above statement is not a truthful statement.)

EmpathicVagrant , to memes in Raid

Wild to get a shipment in such an odd quantity, I mean 293 kilos you might as well round up.

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Yea it would be really wierd for there to be exactly 287 kilos

TubeTalkerX ,

Who in their right mind ships 264 kilos?

doingthestuff ,

I turned it over to evidence and got the receipt for the 32 kilos plus one more that was open but mostly there.

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I would do it because I don’t have enough money for 265kg. :(

Winter8593 ,

I don’t know what you mean, 250 kg is a nice, round number

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Not sure about you but 2 and 5 have a lot of edges.

Steak ,
kosanovskiy ,

Well this is great news, after validating ans unloading the 220 kg of drugs we can begin to document them.

Zerush OP ,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

This depends, I suppose, on the results of the analysis.

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/ad5115d5-78e5-4291-9a57-931489471b5b.png

cmg , to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app

The closest I ever got to this story was working help desk in 1996. A user called up saying they had deleted the Internet.

Took me a while to understand he dragged “the Internet” to the recycle bin on the desktop.

SergeYSDT ,

Yes! I remember this happening a lot, and I could never really truly understand the thought process behind it! But the thing is, this is still happening today, just in different context, and it’s still equally as baffling!

Barometer3689 ,

It just means that they called their browser “the internet” right? Or am I missing something here?

Mindful ,

I have a vague memory of the browser icon having the name “Internet” back in the day. Or maybe it was the dial-up icon. Might be that?

AngryCommieKender ,

The original “Internet Explorer” icon was a globe and magnifying glass, with the text “The Internet,” underneath

hydroptic , (edited )

It was an actual icon:

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/e0299c87-cd0b-45a2-b99a-3c7bd10f995a.webp

(found the image here mastodon.social/)

I don’t remember what it did though. I think it wasn’t the browser, and I have a vague memory it wasn’t for dial up either, but my memory’s shit so I personally wouldn’t trust me on that

Edit: had to look this up, it was IE. I think I didn’t remember it because I never really used IE since I started off with NCSA Mosaic and then Netscape

merc ,

It was Internet Explorer. But, what was probably confusing about it was that anything that required Internet access would start up the program that dialed the modem and connected to the Internet. So, clicking on the icon would eventually launch the browser, but first it would launch the dial-up program, which would take about 30s to connect.

As an aside, it really grates to see how Microsoft called their browser “The Internet”. And that’s the least dastardly thing they did that let them use their monopoly on operating systems to destroy Netscape.

Sidyctism ,

There was actually a german ad about this quite some time ago: a grandma did this, then called her grandson “i think i just deleted the internet”.

How the ad continued? No clue.

What it was advertising? No clue.

merc ,

Was it Jen? She was entrusted to take care of the Internet by Roy and Moss, and she did a piss-poor job of it.

Theharpyeagle , to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app

If you ever think “an actual human couldn’t possibly click that fast”, you are wrong. Debounce your critical actions.

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

It doesn’t matter if a human can’t, some idiot is going to open an autoclicker at 1000cps and break it

Acters ,

I promise you I have done exactly that, i had an auto clicker bound to my space bar and was to lazy to click and would just hold the space bar down when I knew that I was going to click a bunch of gui buttons.(which I though wouldnt be problem) Quickly learned some programs don’t like it at all. Lol

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Love the extra work you went through in order to not have to click the mouse button. :p

Humans are wild.

Acters ,

I didn’t have to work on it for just to not click through ui menus, I just had my autoclicker enabled from some reason(likely game) and just randomly thought, “I’ll use the autoclick, lol” and had some interesting stuff happen. It was entertaining and nothing about being practical.

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

What would you do when you needed to type a space?

Acters ,

I would turn off the auto clicker, I just had it on randomly

LillyPip , to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app

I’m a user experience designer. My favourite story is from aviation engineering. I don’t remember the year or all the details, but the US Navy had put stupid amounts of money and time into engineering a new fighter jet. It was worked out on paper and built to exact specifications. Then, during the first human test of it, the pilot ejected on the tarmac before it took off. The plane crashed, obviously, but the pilot couldn’t explain what happened (apparently he had a concussion from his unscheduled landing).

The plane was built again, and shortly after takeoff, the pilot again ejected without explanation.

What the fuck was going on?

In the retelling I heard, someone finally noticed the design of the cockpit was to blame. In trying to cram all the standard controls plus new ones into the smallest amount of space, the designers had moved the eject lever right next to the lever to adjust the seat position – they’d coloured the eject lever red, but the pilot couldn’t see that since it was below and slightly to the right of his ass, and both levers were the same size and shape. Nobody noticed this was a problem until at least two pilots accidentally ejected on takeoff.

This might be apocryphal, I don’t know, but I learnt it as an example of how things might look good on paper, but you can’t really know until a user fucks everything up.

LordKitsuna ,

Id hardly call that a user fucking things up, that’s not even good on paper. Those are a retarded pair of things to have next to one another regardless of any coloring on them. Especially with the same handles

rtxn ,

I’m not a fighter pilot, but when I think “ejection”, can’t imagine anything but a high-stress situation where the pilot doesn’t have time to figure out which is the ejection lever. Imagine a real emergency where the pilot grabs the wrong lever, gently slides back with the seat, and then fucking dies on impact.

Acters ,

“Gently slides back” 😂

merc ,

My favourite story about aircraft design about some of the design mistakes on the F-16 fighter.

The F-16 was the first fly-by-wire fighter. They didn’t have much experience with it, and tried out some new things. One was that instead of having a stick between the legs of the pilot they used a side stick. And, since everything was fly-by-wire they didn’t need the stick to mechanically move. They decided they’d just use a solid stick with pressure transducers, since it was simpler and more reliable than a stick that moved.

The trouble was that the pilots couldn’t estimate how much pressure they were using. This led to the pilots over-rotating on take-off (pulling back too hard). Even funnier was that at early airshows, when the pilots were doing a high-speed roll, you could see the control surfaces twitching with the heartbeat of the pilots as they shoved the stick as hard as they could to get maximum roll.

That led to them adding a small amount of give to the stick, essentially giving the pilots feedback on how hard they were pushing the control surfaces.

Another more subtle issue with the design was that originally the stick was set up for forward, back, left and right aligned with the axes of the plane itself. But, they discovered that when pilots pulled back on the stick, they were pulling slightly towards themselves, causing the plane to also roll. So, they realigned it so that “pulling back” is slightly pulling towards the pilot’s body, rather than directly along the forward / backward axis of the plane.

mdhughes , to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app
@mdhughes@lemmy.ml avatar

This story is a lie.

There’s no “computer icon”. Dragging the System disk to trash ejects it on a classic Mac. If you burrow down into System, you can try deleting system files… which are locked and can’t be deleted.

You can test this yourself on Infinite Mac

thedirtyknapkin ,

i mean, this story sounds like it’s from pre-release testing, or maybe a trade show demo showing a pre-release build. it not working this way in the release version just makes sense, and doesn’t mean this is a fake story.

mdhughes ,
@mdhughes@lemmy.ml avatar

No such demo happened. They unveiled the 128K with that System 1.0 on stage at a special event. The Lisa has a different UI, but also can’t do what’s described.

Dekkia ,

That doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. It just means that the demo wasn’t public.

mdhughes ,
@mdhughes@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes your uncle who works at Nintendo ^W Apple told you about it.

ToxicDivinity ,
@ToxicDivinity@hexbear.net avatar

The story seems to be referencing the first time apple had regular people try it which may have been in a focus group or at some kind of publicity event. If this did happen I’m sure they made safeguards against it before selling it

AngryCommieKender ,

I have to agree. The Macintosh 128k didn’t even have an internal HDD. Everything was run on 3.5" floppies. Heck they may have invented the 3.5" floppy, idk. As you said, dragging the system dick icon to the trash on a 128k was literally the easiest way to eject the disk.

My father still owns on, that may actually work. He also got 2 extra external floppy drives for the thing. He also has an Apple ]|[

rnd ,

Not necessarily – the story might have described a beta version of the OS, in which these interactions worked differently.

frogmint ,

Well if the story is true, wouldn’t they have just fixed the software, so it would have never seen the light of day?

mdhughes ,
@mdhughes@lemmy.ml avatar

If they had “fixed” it, there would be a “My Computer” icon. No such thing exists, go TRY the Infinite Mac I linked above.

frogmint ,

Unless this story is from preproduction software and they got rid of the computer icon. Or maybe that detail was misremembered and it was actually a disc icon.

mercano , to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app
@mercano@lemmy.world avatar

I hadn’t heard the Mac story before. I wonder if it’s legit, as I don’t think the Mac, or the Lisa before it, ever had the equivalent of a My Computer icon. Disks appear directly on the desktop; dragging a disk to the trash can ejects it if its removable media, and the only type of disk the original Mac had was a 400KB single-sided 3.5” floppy drive.

Zoop , to memes in Colombus was a Bastard Man.

Is that title the answer to the CharDee MacDennis trivia question, “Columbus is asshole. Why Charlie hate?” I hope so, because that’s what it made me think of

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

It most certainly is!

Zoop ,

Yay! :D That’s a great usage of it, good call!

possiblylinux127 , to linux in [x-post @[email protected]] Do you run anything on a RISC-V processor?

From a free software perspective there are Arm board that work with no proprietary software.

I thought about it but there is not much in the way of support

pixeltree , to programmerhumor in Interview vs Job
@pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

We had an all hands on deck, world is ending bug one time. Like, basically the entire org got pulled onto it. In our product is a spreadsheet of activities, with dates and durations. Our customers can run a scheduling algorithm to adjust dates based off of durations and activity dependencies and relationships. This is super important. This broke. We have to make sure that activities don’t have circular dependencies, or otherwise scheduling will loop infinitely and fail. So, we basically dfs looking for a loop before scheduling, and fail it with a not really helpful error message. That loop checkimg got updated so it could properly provide helpful info in the error message. This change caused most real world schedules to have false positives for loops when checked, ergo, no ability to schedule. I found the cause of the problem but not the dependency structure that caused the issue, and ultimately decided it would be faster, cleaner, and overall better to rewrite the feature myself than to fix the original. So, I wrote the most beautiful damn depth first search of my life! Learned about the bug monday morning, had the fix good to go tuesday night, so that qa could test wednesday thursday for the hotfix merge deadline friday. Two days isn’t a lot to cover testing it, but I figure with every tester in the org pretty much available to pound on it itd be good enough. While I was working on the rewrite, other devs and qa were hunting down all the details of what happened to cause the bug, data structure wise, and coming up with good test cases. So, by the time it was ready, they knew what happened and had a much more thorough test plan. Well, it came down from on high that the fix would go into the next major release, not a hotfix, so it didn’t actually go out for 3 weeks after the monday the bug came in. Sigh. Well, I had fun writing it, and I consider it the cleanest, most beautiful and elegant code I’ve ever written. It used a stack of stacks! When I’m feeling shitty and useless at work, I go back and look at it tbh.

MystikIncarnate , to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app

The act of someone sitting at a brand new Mac, with a never-before-used interface, and immediately clicking the computer icon to drag it to the trash, is such a powerful image for me.

The statement of, “this is what I think of this computer” is so strong, because I have to believe that whomever did that must have been a tech person to be at the event; but perhaps they just thought it was a shortcut and didn’t like shortcuts on their desktop so they tried to remove it? Like, you can do this with Windows… Because the computer object (in Explorer) is immutable, and any reference to it is simply a link to that object.

I prefer the thought of them just being like “this computer is trash” and doing that, and causing the system to crash.

VirtualOdour ,

Moments like that are why I belive in timetravel, in the real timeline it took two years to find that bug and it was resolved quietly but of course someone is going to come back and troll them by doing it on day 1.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

why would it take 2 years to find a bug? release something new to the public and it will always take seconds

Patches ,

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  • CileTheSane ,
    @CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

    “I put the computer in the trash” is pretty easy to replicate.

    limelight79 ,

    I think it’s more like they thought they were supposed to do that. I’m guessing they had no idea what to do, and putting an object in trash or recycle is something everyone understands, so that’s what their brain told them to do.

    CileTheSane ,
    @CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

    “okay… What happens if I do this?”

    Lemmy_2019 ,

    That one is a ‘whoever’ btw.

    MystikIncarnate ,

    Okay, but can you explain why?

    blindsight ,

    Whoever is the subject of the verb “did”. Whoever did something.

    Whomever is an object, so whoever did something to whomever.

    In other words, “whoever” does things; “whomever” has things done to them.

    rwhitisissle , to memes in Colombus was a Bastard Man.

    The Mayflower brought the Pilgrims to America, not Columbus (which is also, for some reason, misspelled in the title of this post). I’m guessing OP didn’t pay much attention to their history class this year in what I’m going to assume is middle-school.

    LaVacaMariposa ,

    OP, try again with La Pinta, La Niña or La Santa María

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