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Moof_Kenubi , to lemmyshitpost in wua?

$120 JUST FOR THAT HAT?!

oh I’m not wearing that part

kibiz0r , to lemmyshitpost in wua?

Those yellow things poking through his suspenders aren’t buttons…

Pons_Aelius , to cat in Feel the enthusiasm

Why human think we care about human food?

squaresinger , to programmerhumor in Frontend vs backend

Good, that we have specialists for both and nobody is advocating that everyone should be doing full-stack work… oh wait.

HiddenLayer5 OP ,

Full-stack development and devops: When you need an entire IT department but only want to pay for one person.

UnknownCircle ,
@UnknownCircle@kbin.social avatar

Specialists, ah I wish I could experience that. Maybe then I would be able to see my long lost love c++ again. Instead, I must give my love freely. Javascript, Java, Kubernetes, Go, many names flit through when profit is the goal. Someday maybe, hopefully, ChatGPT will end my tired soul.

Venator ,

As a full stack developer I can assure you I can easily produce the result displayed in both those panels in the image 😏

doppelgangmember ,

In fact, I probably will make both of those first intentionally or not.

UnRelatedBurner ,

username checks out

lockhart ,

“Full-stack” is just a term invented by stingy employers who try to get 2 for the price of 1

n3cr0 , to programmerhumor in Frontend vs backend

From my experience, devs be like:

Backend, yay! Frontend, nay! … and I the end, not even the backend works properly.

InverseParallax ,

So in the end, it doesn’t even matter?

CoolBeance ,
@CoolBeance@lemmy.world avatar

I TRIED. SO. HARD.

daddycool , (edited )

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  • Norgur ,

    BUT IN THE END, THE SERVER THREW AN ERROR

    JackGreenEarth ,

    I much rather frontend that backend, I like making things that people actually see.

    preciouspupp ,

    “Hey Bob, you did add a retry when you added that call to service X?

    Umm, no?

    Oh for fuck’s sake!”

    All the fucking time.

    Dasnap ,
    @Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m ops so I just get to enjoy how confused they get when their shit only works locally.

    glorious_albus , to programmerhumor in Frontend vs backend
    aeternum ,

    that's what i call a sexy website

    i_am_hungry ,
    Xkdrxodrixkr ,
    morrowind ,
    @morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar
    morrowind ,
    @morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar
    HiddenLayer5 OP ,

    Real websites don’t have DRM.

    user224 , to programmerhumor in Frontend vs backend
    @user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    A highly compatible design with no ads, unnecessary images, videos, animations, scripts that goes straight to point delivering you exactly the information you need and nothing else? Something that’s easily accessible even with old feature phones allowing older people to get information easily?
    Simply something that loads instantly and just works?

    Who would want that?

    jungekatz ,

    Did not get the joke did you ?

    BudFactory ,

    No u

    raltoid ,

    Are you trying to make a joke? Or did you not get that the comment you replied to is also a joke?

    calavera ,

    Do we use whoosh here on lemmy or that is something from the past?

    CallumWells ,

    c/whoosh ?

    Norgur ,

    Found the backend dev. "CUT THIS AESTHETICS NONSENSE! GIMME THE VARIABLE CONTENTS ALREADY! WE'RE 3.54 NANOSECONDS BEHIND!"

    Dasnap ,
    @Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

    Frontend: “Come on, this needs at least some flair. This isn’t the 90s.”

    Throws React at it

    doppelgangmember ,

    Get outta of here !

    /s

    residentmarchant ,

    React ugh, everybody is using NextJs these da- …oh, what’s that? We’ve moved on already?

    vox ,
    @vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

    yeah, just css is enough.
    you don’t need js unless you need to fetch data dynamically.
    you can do all of your animations, dropdowns and transitions in css.
    like this menu i made. no js in sight.

    streamable.com/4ba0gg

    also fully accessible and you can tab right into it without clicking enter or whatever
    (and respects prefers-reduced-motion)

    the_of_and_a_to ,

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  • ErwinLottemann ,

    basic responsiveness to support most devices

    Dude, that is the mother of responiveness. It literally supports all the devices.

    MentalFS ,
    tetha ,
    @tetha@feddit.de avatar

    Entirely true.

    I’m currently working on a little project that’s interesting to me (a low-spoiler walkthrough system for adventure games) and after a lot of back and forth, I decided to cut all of JS out of the picture. Just get rid of all of it, and do good old 90s server-side rendered HTML with modern CSS placed on top of it.

    And that’s, honestly, a joy. The first draft of a page looks like the first screenshot, then you add some semantic classes to the html and throw some simple CSS at it and it looks acceptably neat. And I could get rid of so much janky toolchain I just fail to understand.

    chorkpop ,

    No one who is going to pay you wants that. All they care about is user engagement.

    jungekatz , to programmerhumor in Frontend vs backend

    As a java/python developer who has been hooked to front end since last 3 years I feel this is apt !.😂😂

    eldritch_lich ,

    I’d rather play pacman

    Viking_Hippie , to cat in Feel the enthusiasm

    “Are we just a joke to you?”

    fckreddit , to futurama in My only regret is that this joke gets closer to reality every year.

    American Corporate in a nutshell… Man, Futurama was awesome, except for Zapp Branigan. I couldn’t stand that bastard.

    Guildo ,

    *is awesome - it’s back, baby

    HiddenLayer5 OP , (edited )

    except for Zapp Branigan. I couldn’t stand that bastard.

    Yeah, but as a story writer and worldbuilder I’m inclined to cut them some slack on Zapp. I’d say writing a balanced and well thought out morally-bad character or villain is the hardest thing in character development. Counterintuitively, you can’t make the reader genuinely hate them like many do with Zapp, even if they are the designated big baddie, because if they feel such strong negative emotions, they won’t want to keep reading/watching your story. The reader doesn’t have to agree with their ideology or actions, there is a misconception that the villain always needs to be a little right to be compelling, but that’s not necessarily true. Really the most important thing is you need to make sure that you’re not making a character that the reader can’t stand and reading their interactions an unpleasant experience. At the same time, you have to make their motives believable and make them evil enough that whatever punishment your plot has in store for them is actually justified, all while still retaining a basic level of sympathy in the reader. I feel that Mary Sue heroes are talked about way more, but Mary Sue villains are just as detrimental. I definitely struggle with this.

    Rekorse ,

    That's very insightful, are you a writer? Happen to have a blog you could share to learn more?

    HiddenLayer5 OP , (edited )

    Thank you so much! I’m an amateur writer as a hobby. I currently mainly do worldbuilding posts (on Lemmy!) and also do literary roleplays (basically like a Dungeons and Dragons style roleplay but entirely in text, where you take turns writing a story bit by bit). Eventually I want to turn my worldbuilding into (most likely) a web series of episodic novellas, already have the overarching plot outline mostly figured out but haven’t started writing my canon story yet.

    If you’re interested, I post on !worldbuilding, !worldbuilding, and !worldbuilding, as well as on Reddit while the writing scene on Lemmy is still picking up.

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    Have you considered webcomics? I only ask because I like webcomics and you write good

    imaqtpie ,
    @imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Zapp Brannigan is hilarious though, I think he’s one of the best characters on the show.

    I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan at your service.

    Ser_Salty ,

    Maybe you just need some champaggin?

    scurzon , to technology in Can this not be the way? Please....?

    Don’t use it

    nxfsi , to programmerhumor in Frontend vs backend

    No bloat, no Javashit, no problem

    such_fifty_bucks , to futurama in My only regret is that this joke gets closer to reality every year.

    Man I’ve I never noticed the class ring before, but it’s a perfect detail.

    suodrazah , to programmerhumor in Frontend vs backend

    in Paris

    in Paris

    in Paris

    in Paris

    What is this bloat? Trash site.

    HiddenLayer5 OP ,

    Honestly you don’t even need to make the text field visible. If they can’t touch-type that’s on them.

    suodrazah ,

    I would prefer a dropdown list of all possible coordinate combinations.

    HiddenLayer5 OP ,

    Pfft just go there and feel the air yourself. Knowing the weather in advance is bloat anyway. If medieval sailors could launch ships without weather info and survive 30% of the time, you can too.

    suodrazah ,

    Imagine having to rely on physical senses to determine the weather, how pathetic. Honestly if you can’t infer weather patterns from learned data then better get back to that CSS.

    jdaxe ,

    Who was in Paris?

    whoisearth ,
    @whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

    I mean maybe B’Ellana if Tom was into some kinky shit but we aren’t talking about Voyager right now.

    suodrazah ,

    What’s a Paris?

    Darkassassin07 ,
    @Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

    Some fine gentlemen.

    BlackRose ,

    It’s meant to be used like this:

    <pre style="background-color:#ffffff;">
    <span style="color:#323232;">
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">curl localhost:8000/?city=Paris | grep Temperature >> TemperaturesOfTheWorld.log
    </span>
    
    oldfart ,

    You can see the programmer used Copilot, who in their right mind would want to type <?php echo htmlspecialchars($city); ?> four times

    imaqtpie , to futurama in My only regret is that this joke gets closer to reality every year.
    @imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I don’t remember this part and I don’t quite get it. Is it that he doesn’t even care if he dies as long as he makes more money?

    HiddenLayer5 OP ,

    He didn’t want to die, but that didn’t stop him from wanting to make more money while undermining his own survival. Basically they were making fun of the self destructive, profit over everything else and infinite growth at all costs philosophy of capitalism and corporate culture. I think the writers’ intention was for him to be the personification of capitalism.

    imaqtpie ,
    @imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Yeah that’s what I figured. I was just confused because he doesn’t save his own skin like any IRL capitalist would. But if he’s supposed to be a personification of capitalism as a system it makes sense

    my_hat_stinks ,

    he doesn’t save his own skin like any IRL capitalist would

    Doesn’t he? After essentially destroying the cure he freezes himself so he can survive.

    Damage ,

    He kinda tries but his short-sightedness dooms him anyway

    Signtist ,
    @Signtist@lemmy.world avatar

    The thing is that he’s blind to his own upcoming demise.

    He’s not dying of boneitis right now, so he can make a profit and use his money to do something about it when it actually becomes an issue, but in the end, when that happens he’s too late. And to top it all off he curses the boneitis instead of his own mistake of destroying the company making the cure.

    It’s similar to how capitalists will likely react when their homes and lives are destroyed by the byproduct of climate change - it will be the weather’s fault, not theirs for choosing profits over fixing the issue.

    imaqtpie ,
    @imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Yeah, again I didn’t remember the plot of the episode this was from but it makes sense to me now

    Lenins2ndCat ,
    @Lenins2ndCat@lemmy.world avatar

    The capitalists will even sell you the rope that hangs them.

    Steeve ,

    And in the end his only regret… was that he had boneitits

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