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chemicalprophet , to memes in For Free!

It also means you can fuck their spouse as long as you don’t hit them…

FinalRemix ,

Yeah, hitting the spouse is their job.

RIP_Cheems , to memes in Nutella
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Why?

mustardman , to memes in For Free!

That episode of Trailer Park Boys has my all-time favorite scene when Ricky was in court:

youtu.be/NqqsxfEDXu4?si=9nCFthvgQCyRg3Pr

Slwh47696 ,

If I can’t smoke and swear, I’m fucked

Also love when he tells Ricky he can smoke, the cops in the courtroom pull their smokes out too

hypnotoad__ ,

I absolutely love this scene with all my heart

Smokes snaps but I’ve only got two left

I don’t care, you’ve been a dick to me all day, it’s the least you can do

altima_neo , to memes in For Free!
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

It’s always trucks too

Mosfar , to memes in For Free!

For us non US citizens, can someone explain the flag please?

MeowZedong ,
@MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml avatar

It’s a “thin blue line” flag, meant as support for the police.

saigot ,

Not american but that flag came about in support of the police after all the police kept killing innocent black people.

ehrenschwan ,

It’s the blue life matters flag used by right wingers to show support to police who are fighting the black lifes matter movement.

lickmysword ,

Bootlickers say they support the police with it. The same police that kill innocent people with no knock warrants and face little repercussion.

Hyperreality ,

The thin blue line is a symbol for the police. Used in the UK and US.

As a reaction to Black Lives Matter protests against racist police brutality, the (far-)right coined the term Blue Lives Matter to protest violence against the police.

Of course, the whole thing is disingenious. They support the police because the police in the US are often racist and they like that the police disproportionately beat up black people. When rioters stormed the US capital after Trump lost the election, plenty were waving blue lives flags, and didn't actually seem to care that much about endangering the police guarding the building.

TLDR hyper-partisan US political virtue signaling associated with the far-right.

GreenMario ,

I was wondering when you said UK too so I did a quick image search and…

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/717-Wsw-8oL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg

Of course it’s fucking real.

Hyperreality , (edited )

TBH my first thought was this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thin_Blue_Line_(British_TV_series)

Which I think we can all agree is far more pleasant.

i_am_hiding ,

Haven’t watched it in years, but now I’m whistling the theme tune!

Furbag ,

This flag is called “Thin Blue Line”, which is a pro-police symbol. The origin is from the thought that supposedly the only thing keeping peaceful society insulated from total anarchy is a “thin blue line”, or a small number of law enforcement officers who voluntarily put themselves between the two.

However, as noble as the origin sounds, the flag itself is only a modern artistic creation that can trace it’s actual creation to the counter-protest of the “Black Lives Matter” movement in support of the police (the ones who were the subject of accusations of racial bias and discrimination against blacks in America) and it often interpreted as a racist dogwhistle, supporting acts of police brutality, extrajudicial killings, and authoritarianism in general.

It’s a pretty right-wing affiliated symbol and you see it in conjunction with a lot of other conservative virtue signaling, iconography, and stereotypes.

spaceout , to cat in I do what I want!

How’d they know about the parts they were asleep for?

Meowoem , to memes in save it for later

My characters in BG3 can barely walk they’re carrying so many potions and scrolls, The weak stuff isn’t worth wasting a turn using and the strong stuff might be useful later…

I remember the same from when I was a kid, though BG was the only time it paid off because you can start BG2 with your party you finished BG1 with so I had loads of stuff I could carry through the whole geme without using.

Thranduil ,

Meanwhile anything gale already knows gets transmuted into coins along with everything but hp pots. My int is 6 I dont need strats I just smash

ChocoboRocket , to memes in For Free!

Why is this meme written in Cumfont

Deconceptualist ,

I’d say you know why, but cum on

SourDrink , to memes in For Free!

I heard cars with those decals have too much air in their tires.

Do them a favor and let some out

FinalRemix ,

Put a pebble under the stem cap and tighten it for them.

Hyperreality , to memes in For Free!

You can't siphon a trucks gas just because it has a blue line flag. Most modern cars have an anti-siphon valve, so that causes issues.

Instead, you locate the fuel tank and drill a small hole in it. That way you can let the fuel collect in a tub or jug. On lifted trucks this is even easier. Drill the hole, pop a large jug under it, perhaps use a small rubber hose or funnel.

Remember to leave them a little note that you've drilled a hole, so they can go get it repaired and not leak fuel everywhere attempting to refill it.

tim-clark ,

Just shove tampons down the filler tube or any non fuel liquid

too_high_for_this ,

Corn syrup

db2 ,

Install a self-tapping valve, then you can drain the next tankfull even easier.

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Unethical Life Pro Tips!

HikingVet ,

Self tappers are great. Don’t forget your gasket so they don’t notice a drip.

jaybone ,

With this approach it’s best to not leave them a note.

altima_neo , (edited )
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

May as well take that cat converter while you’re down there, for good luck.

6daemonbag ,

Is that why I couldn’t siphon my gas that I needed for a generator after a hurricane? Not only did I fail at what I thought would be an easy task, I got sick and threw up in my 95⁰ house

InputZero ,

Yup, you got a lung full of gasoline vapors and nothing else. You need a car siphon pump, they’re super cheap and available at any auto store. You just gotta make sure it’s got a long hose on both sides and a tube for air to get into the tank. If the hose is too long just cut it. Those stick ones don’t work on every car cause some gas tanks have slight bends.

Stephen304 ,

Pro tip for sucking volatile gases, you can suck air into your mouth and push it out your nose without it going into your lungs. I do that when I clean glass pieces with iso when there’s still some vapors present. If you exhale out your nose while you do this you can be extra sure none goes into your lungs. Granted you should also be sure you’re actually pulling liquid if you’re trying to syphon, but at least you wouldn’t be pulling into your lungs.

6daemonbag ,

Haha yeah that was my method. I was just too stubborn and, combined with the heat at the time, courting disaster.

Stephen304 ,

Ah I thought you meant that you got sick from getting the fumes into your lungs. That’s unfortunate.

valkyrie ,

Citation needed.

Stephen304 ,

Why don’t you just try it…? It’s not that hard to do. Just relax your sinus muscles and close your lips, then alternate between using your tongue to fill the space in your mouth pushing air out your nose and moving your tongue out of the way to create a void, sucking air back in. If you can coordinate this while also alternating between closing your sinuses and opening your lips while you create the void in order to suck air in your lips, and then closing your lips and opening your sinus so that the air gets pushed out your nose, then you’ll be able to pump air from your mouth out your nose without using your lungs.

valkyrie ,

I guess I’m not really following the technique. But let me ask this: Regardless if you aren’t getting air to your lungs then there is no point of breathing right? Since the lungs are the ones that get the oxygen into your bloodstream. If using the technique above is actually effective, wouldn’t you choke because of not getting enough oxygen?

Stephen304 , (edited )

Yeah so you’re essentially holding your breath while you do it, so you’d need to take a break to breathe in and if you’re trying to siphon you would need to seal your lips to prevent losing your progress / prevent the liquid from falling back down. But you can exhale while doing it, which also helps to make sure your don’t accidentally inhale whatever fumes you’re “pumping”.

Granted it’s kind of a silly thing to do and only marginally useful. Each cycle only moves a mouthful of air so I only find it useful for clearing trace amounts of isopropyl fumes from vapes and pipes without hurting my throat, but a fun trick nonetheless if you have the coordination. And depending on the fumes it might still burn your nostrils a bit.

Maybe the better way to explain the technique is: you can close the back of your throat and move your tongue back and forth to push air in and out of your mouth. You can also close your lips and do the same motion with your tongue to push air in and out your nose. All you really need to do is alternate between the two so that instead of pushing the air back out your mouth, you push it out your nose.

gravitas_deficiency ,

Or: sugar!

too_high_for_this ,

Corn syrup dissolves better in gasoline

TinyPizza ,
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

bleach will oxidize the entire engine and seize it after several miles. No turning back from bleach.

RightHandOfIkaros ,

In case anyone can’t tell this is sarcasm, this (intentionally causing damage to private property belonging to someone else) would be considered vandalism, which is a crime. Please do not commit crimes.

jaybone ,

Life of the party right here.

JUST IN CASE YOU COULDNT TELL THIS IS ALSO SARCASM.

too_high_for_this ,

But crimes are fun

FordBeeblebrox ,

Also despite what those cartoons told you crime fuckin pays and it’s expensive to be poor, also fuck the police so 🤷‍♂️

Hyperreality ,

Pro-tip: Sometimes fucking the police also pays.

CADmonkey ,

Raw eggs and water in the gas tank takes less work, although you don’t get gas out of it.

greenmarty ,

Good manners can’t be left out , indeed.

Raiderkev ,

Just hope you don’t make a spark while drilling

Hyperreality ,

That's the good thing. AFAIK most tanks are plastic nowadays.

IHaveTwoCows , to memes in appreciate it

Side question: is this drawing by Red from Overly Sarcastic Productions?

buzz , (edited ) to memes in appreciate it
@buzz@lemmy.world avatar

The most unbelievable thing about this meme is that linux nerd has a hot cat girlfriend.

Srry but u are just as undatable as Typescript or react developers - they just gonna keep learning new frameworks that do exactly the same thing spending all the time they have while ignoring the hot gf until she just dumps you for some plumber.

jaybone ,

Plumbers make bank.

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Depends where

ipkpjersi ,

So do Linux nerds lol

ignotum ,

Plumbers make bank, linux nerds make bank systems

Resolved3874 ,

As a new Linux convert nerd with a hot girlfriend it does happen.

buzz ,
@buzz@lemmy.world avatar

Pic or it didn’t happen.

Resolved3874 ,

I mean. How would I go about proving that. I’m currently just imagining the look on her face when I tell her we need to take a picture with my lemmy username in it so randoms on the internet believe I have a hot girlfriend. lol We go to the beach this weekend though. soooooo I’ll leave it up to you to remind me to do this lol

Treevan , (edited )
@Treevan@aussie.zone avatar

“You wouldn’t know her, she goes to another school”.

Resolved3874 , (edited )
sheogorath ,

This really grinds my gears especially when working with the junior devs. They are always preaching about this new hot library and tried to refactor the whole app based on this cool article written by some well known developer. When I asked about their reasoning behind the chance they’re only able to link the blogpost made saying that X is bad and Y is the way going forward. I asked them what situation where they actually cannot solve an issue using X in a project and whether they can prove that using Y is the panacea for all of our woes, they all go silent.

Afterwards I always tell them it’s fine to look for new ways to do things. But before you go to try to propose such a big change at least write some PoC demonstrating the strength of the new thing when they have some downtime.

ganymede , (edited )

agree 100%

have also noticed an uptick in “new is always better, those old ways are so dumb and they were so stupid” mindset.

not sure if this is directly part of the reason, but the upshot is you don’t need to learn the fundamentals. you’re protected from learning how things actually work, because there’s always a bloaty house of cards chain of libraries to keep you separated from reality.

and of course its always easier to write off all of the fundamentals as ‘pointless old garbage’, than actually challenge yourself with any of it.

then you can enjoy a false sense of superiority, not because you overcame anything, but by never even trying.

“undefeated”, not because you ever won, but because you never fought.

and its not the “kids these day’s” fault. training institutions are corrupted by greedy suits, its all about the $$$s and pumping unprepared grads out at a blinding rate is more profitable (short term).

zbynaCool , to memes in kyle hill repost

This was literally the test I had in elementary school…

nightwatch_admin , to memes in Nutella

Nutella? Or… lemmy.world/post/5030485

rbos , (edited ) to memes in save it for later
@rbos@lemmy.ca avatar

This is why I always end up with like 10 stims in !thelongdark playthroughs. :/

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