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Limeey , to memes in MACHETE

I’m know it’s a meme, but a lot of people actually live like this. It’s part of that insanity of fear that people live in. “Except one” implies that it’s inevitable that you’ll be attacked in the night.

It’s just like the psychos who stock up on guns, they’re positive that “it’s only a matter of time”

People are fuckin stupid

flamingo_pinyata ,

It’s not paranoia if they are really after you

geogle ,
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It could still be paranoia

dynamo ,

Better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it.

Long as you don’t go overboard, i think it’s perfectly reasonable to have something to defend yourself with. Granted, i would think a reasonable amount of guns to have for home defence would be 1, but i’m european so i dunno

Mbourgon , to pics in [OC]La Valetta, Malta (2011)

Malta punches so far above its weight. Visited and had a blast. Food was phenomenal, people were great, public transit worked really well, and several phenomenal ruins. It wasn’t remotely on my “want to visit” list before I went, but I’d definitely return.

OP: can you share why the second story bay windows are everywhere? It’s a neat piece of architecture but never asked why they did it.

TalesFromTheKitchen OP ,
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Thanks! I was there twice when I was in the Navy, it’s the first stop when entering the Mediterranean. I adored the historical architecture with this yellow sandstone and the tight streets. Those balconies, hmm, not sure. My guess would be that they used to be open balconies but as people needed more space, they closed them and got a little more room? Edit: Ah, found it Wikipedia-Gallarija

Mbourgon ,

Ah! Neat, thanks for finding that. And of course, reading the article my first thought was “yes, we have these fancy balconies, and it’s a new concept- but still older than your country”. LOL.

JIMMERZ , to technology in In what ways has your use of technology/internet changed in 2023?

I got a subscription to nebula, since my favorite creators are on there and YouTube’s subscription costs too much.

Quit Spotify for Apple Music and PlexAmp.

Slowly starting to phase out everything Google but it’s taking some time.

I’m using Google search less and now Ecosia has become my primary search engine.

Next thing on my list is to reduce streaming services. I quit Netflix and HBO in 2023 after having it for many years.

Using a VPN more and more.

I’m using much less Reddit, Facebook and whatever the fuck twitter is now. Instead I’m using Lemmy and Mastodon. Maybe this year I’ll delete all the old accounts finally for good.

Started using RSS again for news.

Mothra , to memes in MACHETE
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EmpathicVagrant ,

A machete meme about how machete don’t meme, is this the new recursive?

sleepmode , to memes in No context

I got one after a surgery because I couldn’t touch my butthole without screaming. And I still thought they were weird. Now I can’t stand it if one isn’t available. Fwiw, if you are a relatively clean pooper the toilet paper is mainly for drying off.

taanegl , to memes in No context

I have a high pressure water system at the ready. Remember: if it isn’t peeling skin off flesh, it’s not effective enough.

Montagge ,
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I like to back flush my sinuses to help with my allergies

TrickDacy , to memes in No context
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Yeah people are weird about bidets. They’re obviously a great invention

Dr_Fetus_Jackson , to memes in No context

I bought bidets for the house during the COVID toilet paper lunacy and it’s likely the best personal hygiene investment I’ve ever made. I still get upset when I have to poop somewhere that doesn’t have a bidet.

devopspalmer ,
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I installed mine during COVID lockdowns - wife got one as a gift for baby shower and we never used it but 2 years later I broke it out during the dark times for toilet paper and it saved our ass, literally. Definitely the best improvement ever, yet some people do feel weird about them, like middle schooler homophobia or some shit

dessalines OP ,

Same.

explodicle ,

Japan was right all along

Kowowow , to memes in MACHETE

robert evens?

seathru ,

I thought it was James May.

CordanWraith ,

It is, from the Top Gear Bolivia Special

MuhammadJesusGaySex , (edited )

I thought it was Steven Seagal.

I only know 2 things about Steven Seagal.

  1. Steven Seagal is a Russian shill.
  2. One time Gene LeBell choked Steven out so hard, that Steven Seagal shit his pants.

Those are the only 2 things I know, and need to know about Steven Seagal.

nonailsleft ,

You forgot one last thing

TWeaK ,

The man always wakes up ready to prepare a coconut for breakfast. How is that wrong?

Thranduil , to memes in No context

Or just dont shit simple.

gornius , to memes in Playing an unsupported file

Am I too 1Gb/s fiber connected to understand that?

BolexForSoup , to memes in No context
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All I’m seeing is someone who upvotes what they agree with and downvotes what they disagree with lol

funkajunk ,
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Doesn’t everyone do that?

BolexForSoup ,
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I don’t lol it’s a terrible way to operate. It’s common unfortunately but it’s not supposed to be how it works.

Timecircleline ,

The original purpose was to upvote comments that added to the conversation and down vote those that didn’t.

funkajunk ,
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Intent vs. actual use can vary wildly.

The guillotine was invented as a convenient way to slice your melons, but it was unfortunately misused.

wolfshadowheart ,

Unfortunately? Sounds like you’re a French bourgeoisie who needs an appointment with a guillotine!

potatobro , to memes in No context

Born to shit… Forced to wipe 😓

resin85 ,

Sometimes it’s like wiping a marker

Infamousblt , to memes in No context
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This is why I pay free range chickens to peck the shit off my asshole. It keeps them out of the factory farms, reduces water use, provides the chicken a fair day wage for a fair day of work, and keeps my butthole squeaky clean.

peanuts4life , to memes in No context
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I just dump a liter of bleach in the upper deck and remove the seat. Nothing cleans you up better than a good swirl.

jollyrogue ,

Lemmy needs a “Vote for best of” feature.

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