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grizuhly , to memes in Onion
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Classic

a_rational_llama , to memes in Grind Culture

What action items are we taking away from this?

yogthos OP ,
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Always treat your job as a transactional arrangement between you and your employer. You’re not a family, you don’t owe the employer any loyalty. The arrangement is that you have skills the employer desires and they pay you a rate you’re willing to accept for the use of those skills. That’s the deal.

HopeOfTheGunblade , to programmerhumor in Sometimes good to know, you're not alone!
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I have to wonder what sort of model of the world someone who makes this sort of request has. How do they think mirrors work? Screens? Images?

oranges OP ,

I have given up on Logic when dealing with clients… Trying to figure out what they actually mean is never what they actually mean.

It seriously blows my mind that some of these people are like CEO status of huge companies. How they even function in every day society and remember to breath is beyond me.

arefx OP , to cat in Goober lounging on the chair, lmao

Sorry if it’s loading the wrong way, it was the right way up when I uploaded it ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

themoonisacheese ,
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It’s a known bug. I sent the devs what they need to fix it but it’s taking a while.

tias , to programmerhumor in "This does not work in the Nintendo 3DS browser"

Still better than IE

Kerb , to programmerhumor in Modernizing code be like
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There are Bluetooth versions of these cassettes,

In case you want to future proof it for the day apple releases a portless iphone

CanadaPlus ,

Nah. Just plug a Bluetooth USB port onto the end.

(I joke, but my laptop is currently plugged into an external wifi device because it was easier than fucking with the built-in chip)

vis4valentine , to programmerhumor in Working at PornHub
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You can always say that you work for a mayor streaming company called “mindgeek” and hope they don’t google what the hell mindgeek is.

beaubbe , to programmerhumor in Working at PornHub

Interestingly enough, they actually use the name MindGeek on pay slips and stuff for this reason.

ingwiephoenix , to programmerhumor in What if we tried designing C a second time?

C: What if you used emojis for pointer (*) and deref (&) signs?

Action_Bastid , to memes in cmd.exe
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It’s easy.

You don’t pay for your games in cash. You pay for your games by being an attack node in a hire4pay DDOS botswarm.

The wonders of living in the future.

henry_rowengartner , to memes in cmd.exe
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Its just helping you update.

Cheers

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taco_ballerina , to memes in cmd.exe

I’m sure it was nothing. It seems fine? What was that noise?

electroskunk ,
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Chiptunes music plays as keygen opens with three more command prompt windows.

kerbo ,

With the loudest volume possible

KerryAnnCoder , to programmerhumor in What if we tried designing C a second time?

Isn’t that what Rust is?

darcy ,
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no.

imaqtpie , to technology in Can this not be the way? Please....?
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I just feel like VR is never really going to be a thing most people enjoy using. People have always used tools with their hands, the smartphone is just the most advanced version yet. Wearing something over your field of vision feels unnatural and unintuitive, and I don’t see that ever changing. I already feel kinda uncomfortable even when I just put my hoodie up. What if someone comes at me from behind 🫣

TeaHands , to programmerhumor in Notepad++ Changelogs be like:
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Feel like I missed some news here

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