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fluxion , to funny in Texas has so much space

If Texas secedes, the United States will be comprised solely of Rhode Island, half of Alaska, and San Francisco. Think about that for a second.

spread , to programmerhumor in True story

Job security!

notfromhere , to funny in The Old Continent has so much space

Someone should do east to west and driving X hours but since crossing timezones they end the drive at the same time they started

Deconceptualist ,

That implies driving at the same speed as earth rotates under the sun for the given latitude.

At the Arctic Circle (~67° N), that’s 654 kmph. At the equator, it’s 1,674 kmph. Good luck!

onion ,

I’ll do it at the pole

Deconceptualist ,

That’s the same thing your mom said.

criitz , to funny in Texas has so much space

This meme really hit a nerve

GlitterInfection , to aww in soft squishes provide cute dreams

Awwww so sweet!

Bunnylux , to funny in The Old Continent has so much space
@Bunnylux@lemmy.world avatar

Y’all are ripping the us, but what we meant with that Texas meme is that’s there’s TOO MUCH TEXAS and we wish it were MUCH SMALLER

itsgroundhogdayagain , to funny in Texas has so much space

The Texas mind cannot comprehend a lot of things

AquaTofana ,

As a Texas (transplant), I hate how fucking correct this statement is.

Anticorp ,

Does that mean that you moved to or from Texas?

AquaTofana ,

Uncle Sam moved me here, unfortunately.

mondoman712 OP ,

Texas, Ohio or Texas, North Carolina?

TexasDrunk ,

Huh?

saltesc ,

demonstrates with gun puppets

TexasDrunk ,

Oh, I get it!

Maeve , to funny in The Old Continent has so much space

The user name and avatar in that picture...

Zagorath , to funny in The Old Continent has so much space
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

I’m too lazy to execute on it myself, but someone should do this joke, but with east-west travel instead of north/south, using UTC+8.

Buddahriffic ,

Someone should do this joke but with a pogo stick jumping in place instead of driving and a ridiculous amount of time such that they end up in the expanded sun at the end.

KittyCat , to linux in What distro he uses? 🐧💻

I think we all know the real answer, the matrix runs on windows XP

m.youtube.com/watch?v=yX8yrOAjfKM

Eheran , to funny in The Old Continent has so much space

Get rekt USA!

criitz , to funny in The Old Continent has so much space

Who the hell is on UTC-9?

Edit: looks like its used in Alaska

Seraph ,
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar

Yeah shoulda used UTC-5 to -8.

Though dunking on Alaskans is funny!

018118055 , to funny in The Old Continent has so much space

Ha ha Darién Gap

TheImpressiveX , to funny in The Old Continent has so much space
@TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml avatar

You can fly 17 hours from Earth and still be on Earth. The extraterrestrial mind cannot comprehend this.

Pieresqi , to funny in The Old Continent has so much space

Watching this evolve from the original Texas one is fun

zaphod ,

Was that actually the first? I remember one a few weeks ago, I think it was either Minnesota or Michigan.

M137 ,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

The texts one is several years old.

BakerBagel ,

That state up north is an absolute bear to drive through though. It’s 13 hours to drive from Monroe to Bessemer if you dont want to drive through Wisconsin.

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