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soot_guy , to cat in Stages of a cat yawn

What happened in stage 4

Zed ,

Nobody talks about stage 4.

danielbln ,

Stage 4 is a howling feed-me-now-puny-hooman howl that escapes the blade hatch. Right before the mlem.

inspired ,

Time itself stopped in stage 4. All existence was unmade and remade. The cat who entered the yawn is not the same cat who emerged. This was done for the protection of reality from stage 3. Ask no further questions about stage 4 just be grateful.

Bebo ,

The Big Bang

lvxferre ,
@lvxferre@lemmy.ml avatar

What happened in stage 4

T̷̩̓ĥ̵̠̟̇ē̴̢ ̷̥̰͆̕ç̸͇̏ȁ̴͙ẗ̷͉͎́͝ ̸̦̬̐̾g̴̳̗̍́ǫ̷̪̀e̷̦̩̒ś̶̹ ̸̛̦̾b̸̡͎̌́e̷̳̋̒y̸̲̖̎ŏ̶̞̱̈́n̵̲͖̈́d̷͖͉̆ ̶̪͖̇c̴̦̓ỏ̷̪̭s̶̡͊ͅm̶̪̄̀i̶͖̣̒͗c̵̨̔́ ̸̱̀ḩ̴̬́ó̴̼r̸̝̍́r̵̹̭̊o̸̮̚ȓ̷̥.̶̦̠͂ ̴̢̓͗H̴̨̲̽ė̶͚̟͠ ̵̠̈́p̴̗͒͝ủ̵̪̉r̶̪̅̾r̵͔̓ş̷͔͂!̸̼͓̓̔ Z̷̰̅̀̎ă̶̛̭͐̉̌̉̽̓̃̔͋͗͛l̸̼͆̒̓̂̀̈́ģ̵̧̢̢̧͕̬̦͔̪̤̼̦̪͓̳̦̽̏̐͒o̴͍̲̺͈̭̲͉̊̒́̎͗͋̈́͛̅̐̓͌̍̉̔̚͝ͅ ̷̢͔͓̮͚͍̘̼͚̻̝̰̦̈́̏͒͛͗̏̇͋͆̌̚̚͝ͅṕ̴̡̧̢̗̠͙̜͖͙̜͉̍̊̍́̌̽͛͝u̴̡̢̦̟̝̗̗̲̫͇͚̖͓͔̅̾̑̈ͅȓ̷͙͈̥̤̘̲̹̮̩͉̲̈́͆̄͛̓̃͆̏̚ͅȑ̷̡̭̼̬̥͖̳͖̻̟̉̽͌̄̀͛͠͠͝ṡ̸̛̲̖͓̘͈̒̓͑̓͒̊̚͘ͅ!̸̢̥̣͖̯̝̮̼͚̟̩͑̇̒͌̓̑̉̋͜

maxcharacterlimit ,

Cathulhu

Mordachai_Shedbacon , to 196 in thief rule

i can’t read but I know this is MY sign i’m important

beeng , to programmerhumor in Linus' least controversial and toned down reply when he reads your MR

Where is it MR and not PR?

doot ,

gitlab / bitbucket

oce ,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

I wish MR would become the standard, I almost never pull an MR, PR doesn’t make sense anymore.

beeng ,

It’s the nature of pull vs push model. Merge Request doesn’t encapsulate that. But you do merge a pull request.

oce ,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Why would it need to encapsulate that Git is a pull/push model ? What the name should do is describe what it is, and it is a call for reviews before merging, so “review request” or “merge request” are names that would make sense. When web interfaces weren’t used, it made sense to ask for reviewers to pull for reviewing, but now it’s a minority of them that are pulled by reviewers.

AnusBesamus , to memes in zelda duck :0

Ducking Ducktacular.

Maultasche , to memes in zelda duck :0

Oh thanks old man, that is really very nice. I can always count on you for help and friendly advice.

Though I’ve never seen a sword, quite that shape or size…Oh god that’s not a sword, it’s your duck in disguise.

TotallyNotSpez , to memes in zelda duck :0

That weapon is way overpowered.

ColdWater , to linux_gaming in Linux Desktop Share keeps increasing, 3.13% now. Narrowing the gap to ChromeOs 3.24%
@ColdWater@lemmy.world avatar

What is unknown os?

Evrala ,

OS that didn’t report what it was, probably a mix of ancient windows installs and Linux and other OSs that resist fingerprinting so they don’t tell servers what they are.

WackyTabbacy42069 ,

Our holy TempleOS

Default_Defect , to memes in Title
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Don’t let anyone pressure you into trying (or not trying) different apps if you have one you like. Sync happens to be the one that resonated with me the most, but other people won’t feel the same.

DacoTaco , (edited ) to cat in Cats eat everything that move
@DacoTaco@lemmy.world avatar

My cats in a nutshell haha

Spiders, flies, butterflies, silver fish,… anything that moves lol

vegai , to memes in The current state of Affairs

Even if the leadership of a company is focused on making money, a lot of the organization below that leadership might very well be focused on providing a good service. Which for a food producing company would mean feeding people. A lot of time there’s a synergy between making money and providing a good service.

You could also say that the leadership of a communist country doesn’t care about feeding people, they care about the people not revolting out of hunger. There’s a kind of positive synergy there too.

yogthos OP ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

The reality is that the selection pressure for companies is to make profit. Providing a good service tends to be more expensive than using shady business practices, hence why we see companies use shady business practices. And once a company gets large enough to become an effective monopoly then it doesn’t even have to provide a semblance of a good service because there are no viable alternatives customers can use. Telecom industry in North America is a perfect example of that.

The leadership of a communist country caring about people not revolting is a much more direct incentive to provide better lives for people than the indirect incentive of a profit motive.

nick , to programmerhumor in Happy birthday #29374

Honestly that cake looks really tasty

QuazarOmega ,

I can feel the diabeTS

Cjwii , to memes in Early Access Cum for just 20 bucks!

I usually wait for a few months to a year after the cum is released before I play with it. There’s usually less bugs at that point.

Thedogspaw ,

Seems like there would be more bugs that way but I’m not a developer

stu ,
@stu@lemmy.pit.ninja avatar

Absolutely, and by that point they’ve released new content and side quests in the Cum Box update.

metaStatic , to memes in Early Access Cum for just 20 bucks!

I mean, I'm not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

Sphks , to memes in C’mon, Do Something
@Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Hello world

WarmSoda , to memes in Early Access Cum for just 20 bucks!

That’s actually a really good deal.
The girls I get usually cost $150/h. And they don’t even have aeroplanes.

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