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TwoGems , to memes in 🙃😵💀
@TwoGems@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe we should eat billionaires instead

Frittiert ,

I feel quite hungry lately

lco ,
@lco@kbin.social avatar

That can't be sanitary. I mean, who knows what kind of drugs these people take, what kinds of places they have been. People get worried about eating animals that have been given antibiotics, so I can't imagine that billionaire-meat will get approved for human consumption any time soon. We should probably just euthanize the poor souls and recycle the remains... \s

Honytawk ,

We’ll get sick either way, so better to just take the short pain.

Historical_General ,

Turn them into soil. Put them in the ground.

moosetwin ,

I could never eat human meat 😔

TwoGems ,
@TwoGems@lemmy.world avatar

True, Elon probably tastes like meth

Utter_Karate , to memes in 🙃😵💀
@Utter_Karate@hexbear.net avatar

To save even more money, switch over completely to a diet of things you find on the ground.

To save even more money, stop bathing, showering and brushing your teeth.

To save even more money, stop living in a house and move into the sewers.

To save even more money, stop wearing clothes.

To save even more money, stop communicating with expensive words, settling instead for grunting, growling and maybe barking like a dog. Consider filing your teeth pointy.

To save even more money, stop using tools. Emerge from your sewer hideout only at night to prowl the streets on all fours, feral and bewildered, eyes grown pale and milky from years in the dark sewers darting maniacally back and forth while your filth-encrusted teeth and nails twitch in anticipation of the slightest movement.

This is how I was able to afford a starter house by age 30. This and a $400 000 loan from my father.

NutWrench , to memes in 🙃😵💀
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

“And while you’re at it, do you really NEED to sleep?”

Snowpix ,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

"In fact, do you even NEED a home? You can just sleep at work like a good little corporate slave! "

spiderman ,

might be funny until you know there are actually some people who do this.

salient_one ,
@salient_one@lemmy.villa-straylight.social avatar

There’s a webcomic about a world where almost no one sleeps anymore thanks to a new drug. And they work 16 hours a day.

NoGodsNoMasters ,

16 hours a day in a world where no one has to sleep seems wildly optimistic

jwagner7813 , to memes in 🙃😵💀

I mean, it’s valid, if not for the incorrect reason. I personally fast past breakfast all the time , mainly because I’m not a huge fan of it. Otherwise, yeah…

MystikIncarnate , to memes in 🙃😵💀

The headline is as valid as “just stop being poor”

curiousaur , to memes in 🙃😵💀

How much are eggs for you all? I just picked up a dozen for 3.75.

Weedbro ,

Similar in euros in Holland

MrSlicer ,

How many is a dozen in Holland?

Threeme2189 ,

Een dozijn

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

$2.40 for a 30 crate in India. I finish a tray every month when not exercising. When I do workout, two trays a month.

MisterFrog , to memes in 🙃😵💀
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

Yeahh intermittent fasting bro 💪 /s

BackStabbath ,

This but unironically. Pretty good life choice lol, regardless of what the reason is.

Zyansheep ,

Just gotta make sure you also excersize so your muscles don’t atrophy.

BackStabbath ,

Ofc.

planish , to memes in 🙃😵💀

Thanks, Bezos. Thezos.

Squirrel , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Use YYYY-DD-MM for pure chaos.

SerLava ,
@SerLava@hexbear.net avatar
Collatz_problem ,

DD-YYYY-MM

Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Let’s just go with DDDDDD; the number of days since 1/1/1 C.E. So, today is 738742.

CollisionResistance , to memes in 🙃😵💀

To save more money, stop eating lunch and dinner

Vitaly ,
@Vitaly@feddit.uk avatar

Why even bother? Just stop eating

GreenMario ,

Next headline:

are Killing the Food Industry

"They just eat “woke”

PithyPolynym ,

If you eat just after having woke, then that is literally called “breakfast”.

doublepepperoni ,
@doublepepperoni@hexbear.net avatar

Just ascend into a being of pure energy

GarfieldYaoi ,
@GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net avatar

This is what boomers unironically believe.

grillman:“Don’t like climate change? Just ascend to godhood and create your own planet, you nosy busybodies need to learn to live and let live! Muh freedumz!”

doublepepperoni ,
@doublepepperoni@hexbear.net avatar

I didn’t know all boomers were Mormons

MrPoopyButthole , to technology in Twitter’s new X logo wasn’t made by an in-house designer. It’s from an old podcast

As a graphic designer, I knew at a glance that nobody was paid to make that stupid “x”.

If a client as big as Twitter asked me for an X logo I’d be so fucking depressed. It would be such a pain to make a proper logo like that without looking exactly like a dozen other ones, because it’s hack and has been done to death.

The X everything app is literally some high school composition notebook doodle shit Elon has been clinging to for over 20 years. He’s like the dad from the movie Holes that thinks he’s a great inventor, but just keeps catching the house on fire and stinking up the place.

Comment105 ,

His rockets blow up, his cars crash and burn, his tunnels grind to a halt.

He has achieved nothing.

infuziSporg ,
@infuziSporg@hexbear.net avatar

some high school composition notebook doodle shit

Kindergarten shit. “I want everything to be X.”

He would have named the car company teXla if he could.

moormaan , to memes in 🙃😵💀

Here’s a nice (non-paywalled) breakdown of the original article and reactions to it. I just managed to get the first few sentences of the WSJ thing (despite disabling Javascript), but between the article and the breakdown, it seems the author picked a baity title to an otherwise uncontroversial (if lacking) analysis of food price inflation.

BigNote ,

Journalists don’t write their own heds. It would have been an editor who wrote it. Your point stands otherwise.

Mightymaxx , to cat in Guess who?

I’ll trade you one rice cooker cat for a bulldog that poops in front of the door after going for a long walk.

Vorticity ,

At least you don’t have to carry the dog poop home!

grysbok ,
@grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Yeah, but I bet the dumpster or poop bin is on the other side of the yard or parking lot.

Blackmist , to memes in 🙃😵💀

Pro-tip: You can save money on living expenses if you just live in a cardboard box by the roadside and die.

ganove ,

Please not by the roadside, noone wants to see your progress to absolute freedom.

phoneymouse ,

That’s illegal in many places. Illegal to be on a roadside, illegal to kill yourself.

KTVX94 , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg

Facts. The sorting system for files inevitably makes YYYY-MM-DD more optimal. I tried to resist but it doesn’t work.

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