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Alterecho , to memes in Environmentalist :D

Within you there are two wolves

Hatandwatch , to memes in Machinists, engineers and people of common sense unite !
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Calipers are strictly for measuring the brainpan of undesirables.

ImpossibleRubiksCube , to memes in Environmentalist :D

Look, if you’re just trying to kill someone, bolt cutters are a terribly inefficient way to go about it.

257m , to linux in [Question] From MacOS to Linux, need advice on best software packages

For a keyboard based window manager I recommend i3, Sway. or Qtile. You will never have use the mouse again for navigating windows. You can use bumblebee status to rice your i3 status bar.

sooper_dooper_roofer , to memes in Machinists, engineers and people of common sense unite !

breaks out calipers

cynetri , to memes in Environmentalist :D
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They’re dating

Confuzzeled , to memes in Kids.

I wanted to be a holy fool but I’m an atheist so fool it is.

WhatAmLemmy ,

When I grow up I’m going to bovine university; majoring in tik tok.

Nowyn ,

I played being a bureaucrat. I became woke moralist. Well, kind of.

ikiru , to memes in Kids.

I would love to be a professional AirBnB squatter. That sounds awesome.

Paid to permanently travel internationally and stay in AirBnBs for free and harass shitty landlords all over the world. That’s the life.

lazylion_ca , (edited ) to asklemmy in What is the biggest lesson that employment has taught you?

We don’t have time to do it right the first time, but we will make just enough time to redo it wrong a few more times before the customer complains loudly enough that the boss pulls someone from another job which will now not be done right because we don’t have time.

c0mbatbag3l ,
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Thanks, I feel like I’m at work again lol

gaydarless ,

cries in SaaS

pwnstar , to asklemmy in What is the biggest lesson that employment has taught you?

During covid: the government paid me more than my employer to sit around and do nothing, so I had zero incentive to go back to work.

Lesson learned: Get a better employer

RegularGoose ,

Next lesson: Oops, there aren’t better employers.

pwnstar ,

More than doubled my yearly earnings. I did pretty okayish.

Machinist , to memes in Machinists, engineers and people of common sense unite !
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Oh jeebus fucking christ. Sometimes the dumb hurts and then you get the existential dread knowing you’re about to have to call this moron. And, even better, they usually make more money than you.

BeardedGingerWonder ,

Ikr, should’ve pushed them all the way in so it’s a repeatable measurement ffs.

squirrel_bear , to asklemmy in What is the biggest lesson that employment has taught you?

Always agree on compensation/salary before starting your work.

SouthEndSunset , to memes in Machinists, engineers and people of common sense unite !

Two of them did this.

CrowAirbrush ,

Just for the fun of it: i’m making it 3 in my head. 1 extra to take the photo.

SouthEndSunset ,

Probably. And not one said “hey, thats not the full dimension of the hole”.

pescetarian , to memes in Elbe Day
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Of course it’s not NSFW!

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/6129e028-8b18-48a0-b7d2-7932b3561208.jpeg

moonsnotreal ,
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“Kiss me Gustav!”

dangblingus , to memes in understanding games is a form of systemic analysis

No respawn. Gambling mechanics.

x4740N ,
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No respawn

Do we know that for certain, what if past oifes are previous spawns

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