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cloudless , to nostupidquestions in Why do asian roads have striped curbs?
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There are 48 countries in Asia.

dojan , to lemmyshitpost in wua?
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Waluigi has a complicated taste in lingerie!

CoderKat ,

Well, he’s a complicated guy! He has layers!

kiwifoxtrot , to nostupidquestions in Why do asian roads have striped curbs?
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It’s there solely to trigger migraines as you drive by.

candyman337 , to lemmyshitpost in wua?
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“Hey guys I’m trying to reduce the cost of my waluigi cosplay, what should I get rid of?”

“Uhhh, the lingerie?”

Absolutely Not

BartsBigBugBag , to memes in My only regret is that this joke gets closer to reality every year.

It was reality when this aired. Skeevy business man prioritizing personal gain over societal well-being has been a part of the American fabric for decades. This specific archetype dates back at least to the 80s.

omalaul , to programmerhumor in Tech Jobs Be Like

Hard requirement is 8 years of software engineering and the daily tasks include maintaining 47 different Excel sheets because the CPO likes the format.

Kolgeirr ,

8 years of experience programming in a language that didn’t exist until two years ago.

such_fifty_bucks ,

Easy just work 160 hours a week. That leaves time for a nice 8 hour night of sleep, just like the doctor recommends.

wfm , to nostupidquestions in Why do asian roads have striped curbs?

In my country there are two combinations:
White & black = it's ok to park
Yellow & black = no parking

SubArcticTundra OP ,
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Ohh I see, that’s clever it didn’t occur to me that it could have a msaning

givesomefucks , to nostupidquestions in Why do asian roads have striped curbs?

You picked a picture of outside a prison…

It could just mean “no parking” and not be on every curb

Fiivemacs ,

I dunno…I’m pretty sure it’s a Rison

tehcpengsiudai Bot ,

The double yellow lines indicate no parking stopping. I think the stripes are mostly for visibility.

Source: Am driver in SG.

Pandoras_Can_Opener , to cat in Feel the enthusiasm
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We don’t get enough treats to put up with this

imaqtpie , to futurama in My only regret is that this joke gets closer to reality every year.
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I don’t remember this part and I don’t quite get it. Is it that he doesn’t even care if he dies as long as he makes more money?

HiddenLayer5 OP ,

He didn’t want to die, but that didn’t stop him from wanting to make more money while undermining his own survival. Basically they were making fun of the self destructive, profit over everything else and infinite growth at all costs philosophy of capitalism and corporate culture. I think the writers’ intention was for him to be the personification of capitalism.

imaqtpie ,
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Yeah that’s what I figured. I was just confused because he doesn’t save his own skin like any IRL capitalist would. But if he’s supposed to be a personification of capitalism as a system it makes sense

my_hat_stinks ,

he doesn’t save his own skin like any IRL capitalist would

Doesn’t he? After essentially destroying the cure he freezes himself so he can survive.

Damage ,

He kinda tries but his short-sightedness dooms him anyway

Signtist ,
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The thing is that he’s blind to his own upcoming demise.

He’s not dying of boneitis right now, so he can make a profit and use his money to do something about it when it actually becomes an issue, but in the end, when that happens he’s too late. And to top it all off he curses the boneitis instead of his own mistake of destroying the company making the cure.

It’s similar to how capitalists will likely react when their homes and lives are destroyed by the byproduct of climate change - it will be the weather’s fault, not theirs for choosing profits over fixing the issue.

imaqtpie ,
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Yeah, again I didn’t remember the plot of the episode this was from but it makes sense to me now

Lenins2ndCat ,
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The capitalists will even sell you the rope that hangs them.

Steeve ,

And in the end his only regret… was that he had boneitits

itsfreepizza , (edited ) to nostupidquestions in Why do asian roads have striped curbs?
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note: philippines dont have this, only either yellow or red, or yellow with black stripes or just stock default concrete skin (un-painted) or theme town/city color (avenue specific in zamboanga del sur & zamboanga sibugay , idk in zamboanga del norte)

edit: to solidify my claim a bit

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oshitwaddup , to programmerhumor in Tech Jobs Be Like

Anybody got some tips for lying on your resume? I’m not a very good liar

bmaxv ,
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@oshitwaddup @yogthos can't find the source anymore but I saw a video that basically said "the closing of twitter was so chaotic you can claim whatever you want, they can't check whether you are lying"

So if you are already on board with lying your resume... That? Former "senior backend engineer 5years"?

Obviously don't put stuff they can just check, like claiming skills they can just test you for.

Also maybe not lead positions those people might be too famous.

z00s , to futurama in My only regret is that this joke gets closer to reality every year.

*in the US

BiNonBi , to nostupidquestions in Why do asian roads have striped curbs?
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Going off this India traffic police site same as a white curb. High visibility marking the edge of the road.

DharkStare , to programmerhumor in Frontend vs backend

As a backend developer who occasionally has to work on the frontend, that top image is pretty accurate although it requires bootstrap smeared all over to pretty things up a bit. After that it will have the “Good Enough” seal of approval.

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