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NoName , to memes in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

Take my upvote

beveradb , to memes in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

Same

wewbull , to memes in Stormtroopers aim be like

Poor Marvin

Fishroot , to memes in Abe-sama gives advice

claims to be pro natalist

-1

Polar , to lemmyshitpost in Treat yo self

It more so pisses me off when I buy a really expensive item and Amazon is trying to sell me a second one.

Like ya, maybe I’ll consider getting another pack of pens, but I think I’m good on the GPU.

phar ,

You need a toaster for every room!

ZarbtheBard , to memes in Priorities!

lmao are you for real, if you don’t like it just use one of the other apps or just use it and don’t pay for it all of this complaining about it is just pathetic

Klinker , to memes in I love democracy
Balthazar ,
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chef’s kiss

Hellsadvocate , to memes in I love democracy

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs: A Terry Crews Rendition

Scene 1: Snow White’s Introduction

Snow White (Terry Crews) is introduced as a charismatic and strong character, loved by all animals in the forest. He’s strong but gentle, charming, and not afraid to show his emotional side. He sings to the animals with a deep, booming voice, a hilarious contrast to the original character’s high-pitched singing.

Snow White: (singing in deep voice) "I’m wishing, (I’m wishing) for the one I love, to find me, (to find me) today…"

Scene 2: Meeting the Huntsman

The Queen orders the Huntsman to bring back Snow White’s heart. However, the Huntsman cannot bring himself to harm Snow White, who’s flexing his muscles and humming a cheerful tune.

Huntsman: “I… I can’t do it. Forgive me, Snow White.”

Snow White: (flexing) "No worries, man. Everyone has a hard time dealing with these guns."

Scene 3: Discovering the Cottage

Upon discovering the dwarfs’ cottage, Snow White starts cleaning. However, instead of the delicate tidying of the original, Terry Crews’ Snow White lifts heavy furniture single-handedly and dusts with a peacock feather duster, all while maintaining a contagious cheerfulness.

Snow White: "Well, this place needs a little muscle love. Let’s get to it!"

Scene 4: Meeting the Dwarfs

Snow White wins over the dwarfs with his charm and kindness. His interactions with the dwarfs are playful and endearing, unlike the traditional motherly role of the original Snow White.

Snow White: "You guys could use some protein in your diet. What do you say, tomorrow we start the day with a proper workout and a protein shake?"

Scene 5: The Poison Apple

When the Queen, disguised as an old woman, offers Snow White the poisoned apple, Snow White is hesitant but doesn’t want to be rude. He takes a bite and collapses in a dramatic, comedic fashion.

Snow White: "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, right? But just to be sure… (flexes arm)…proteins are better."

Scene 6: The Prince’s Kiss

When the Prince arrives to awaken Snow White, he’s taken aback by Snow White’s size. However, he’s determined to break the spell. The moment is played for laughs, with the Prince struggling to lean over Snow White.

Prince: “I… I’ve come to break the spell…”

Snow White (waking up): “Did I hit the snooze button again?”

Balthazar ,
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I fucking love you, and you are the reason why I love the internet and trust humanity somewhat. This is absolute internet GOLD!

SoyaSuki , (edited ) to memes in 0_o
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Related: There’s a badwomensanatomy on blahaj

sovietknuckles ,
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Fixed link: !badwomensanatomy

Astrealix , to memes in Learn from your mistakes
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Still swearing though lol. Wasn’t that what got her fired lmfao

KindredFlare ,

No, I think it was mostly telling the Space Council member to suck their member.

007v2 ,

Right some folks in here pretending they were fired for saying fuck when actually they were fired for saying “suck my dick, I work at nasa” to an important member of the space network lol

DragonTypeWyvern ,

She got fired because the brain rotted boomers aren’t all dead yet.

In another ten years you’ll be able to be harmlessly excited on the Internet without losing your job.

007v2 ,

You won’t be able to talk say shit like that to your boss (or people in your company) no matter what generation they came from so I’m not really sure what you are talking about. This isn’t a case of someone being excited and getting in trouble for cussing. Would you want people working for you that acted that way towards you?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Suck my dick you bootlicking loser, it was a tweet only a dumbass would take seriously and was clearly not meant as insubordination. A reasonable, non-senile person would just remind the new hire of the organizational standards.

007v2 ,

Touch a nerve? The funny thing is that is exactly what the member of the organization did and the person responded back suck their dick and balls. So they were warned of their actions, and then followed it up by doubling down. Hope I didn’t ruin your day, you seemed to really take this to heart. It’s no big deal, take a walk and calm down.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Yeah, that’s the joke. Well spotted super sleuth.

BackStabbath ,

I think it would just generally be stupid to say that. Boomers or no boomers. It sort of reflects badly on the organisation and I’m not even slightly suprised that they wouldn’t be pleased about it. You seem weirdly angry.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

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  • BackStabbath ,

    What is wrong with you? Do you behave like this in your real life? What does this have to do with libs?

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

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  • BackStabbath ,

    Fine, nvm. You’re just not a very pleasant person. I do know what a lib is, it’s just that a weird stereotype that all of them are over-sensitive is not really accurate.

    GentlemanLoser ,

    Homer Hickam is a fairly famous name in NASA history. She didn’t just tell a Space Council member to suck her dick and balls. The film October Sky is about his life growing up as the son of a coal miner and pushing past his dad’s disdain for highfalutin rocket engineering. Jake Gyllenhaal plays Homer Hickam. It’s pretty good. So what are you up today?

    _number8_ ,

    there’s nothing wrong with swearing

    Astrealix ,
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    There ain’t, but he said “language” because NASA had like some kinda code of conduct for that kinda communications online and she broke it iirc by swearing — and then by calling one of the biggest names in NASA to suck her dick and balls, even though he didn’t want her to lose her job over it.

    rog ,

    Absolutely not. A company gets to choose who it hires and fires though, and if you act in a way contrary to their rationale then they have no obligation to keep you around.

    There’s nothing wrong with getting an explicit photorealistic tattoo of a vulva on your forehead either, but your boss at the childcare centre might not like it and you’ll probably lose your job.

    BCsven , to memes in 0_o

    This is the memeiest meme. No words at all.

    Salami456 , to memes in I am famous round these here parts

    I feel like I’m in the minority because I would prefer to not have my donation called out. No matter the amount I donated because I wanted to support someone who entertained me and earned my money. My donation is about you not me.

    baatliwala , to memes in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

    So much win in this meme!

    NotErisma , to memes in Abe-sama gives advice
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    NXTR , to memes in Look like this
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    This is such a self report

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