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xmunk , to programmerhumor in Might as well have been written by an alien

Excuse me, but my indecipherable hieroglyphics at least use proper indentation.

299792458ms , (edited ) to piracy in Fallacies of Youtube

It’s almost always not an issue with the money, just bad product/service and the selling of private data. If a company would be genuine and honest in their service I would stay with them until I die.

vipaal ,

Calculated misery by Tim Wu explains a lot of this. Goes on to show how airlines and other industries as well. I think the paper was published in 2014.

bulwark , to lemmyshitpost in Ma?

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1.

bizarroland , to asklemmy in What has been the worst church service you have ever attended?

I went to a wedding, my girlfriend's friend was getting married.

For context I'm a brown skinned native American man and my girlfriend was a white girl.

The pastor of the wedding had never met the people he was marrying and assumed that I was the groom.

I told him I wasn't and he moved on.

I thought that was the end of it.

Queue the pre-wedding little religious ceremony thing and the same pastor who had met me assuming I was the groom and shook my hand said that he believed that with the power of Christ any relationship can work, even ones between people of different races.

He looked directly at me when he said it.

I was the only non-white person at the wedding. I've never wanted to beat an old man's ass before. I didn't know I had that urge within me.

And now I know.

dylanmorgan , to mildlyinfuriating in Youtube's web UX team is a joke.

YouTube UI/UX in general is total trash. The Apple TVOS version is probably the worst but I haven’t seen a good one yet.

possiblylinux127 ,

Piped or Invidious

robocall , to memes in It's like a not very liberal regime
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“I appreciate criticism but prefer compliments” - mods probably

istoff , to memes in If you beat *THIS* mission, you probably are a gaming God

That was easy. Knocking down pedestrians. Even harder.

Couldn’t believe the intro.

I loved the driver movie as a kid.

electricprism , to programmerhumor in Might as well have been written by an alien

Is this going to activate the StarGate?

bobs_monkey ,

Only one way to find out

JakJak98 , to patientgamers in What have you been playing this week?

Foxhole. War 115.

Just wish I had a good team to play with.

original_reader , to programmerhumor in Might as well have been written by an alien

Document your code. Or even better in many cases, write more self-documenting code.

Agent641 , to lemmyshitpost in Youtube ads attacking different today..

Im not well versed in porn lore, is this a still from a porno?

muntedcrocodile , to programmerhumor in Might as well have been written by an alien
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U mean yesterday

papacraw , to lemmyshitpost in Ma?

yo mama so fat the injuns tried circling her and …well they… couldn’t.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’ve always loved this one:

Your mama is so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck

jimmydoreisalefty , to asklemmy in What is the difference between a man and a parasite?
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Edit2: added a reply to question; fomat to seperate quotes


“A man chooses. A slave obeys.”


“We all make choices, but in the end… our choices make us.”

Quotes are by Andrew Ryan.

Andrew Ryan is a fictional character in the BioShock video game series developed by Irrational Games. He serves as the secondary antagonist in BioShock, and also appears in its follow-ups BioShock 2 and BioShock Infinite: Burial at Sea.

mocha_lotsofmilk , to asklemmy in What is the difference between a man and a parasite?

Would you kindly answer this yourself?

A man determines his own answers, the parasite seeks forums.

Tekkip20 OP ,
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A lemming chooses, a redditor obeys

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