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Old_Jimmy_Twodicks , to noncredibledefense in The Best Offense is a Good Jeffence
@Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works avatar

Everybody’s out here asking who is Jeff, what is Jeff, but nobody’s asking how is Jeff.

ilinamorato ,

Actually I really want to know. He has up to 9 nuclear weapons, and if he’s having a bad day I really really really want to know.

SeabassDan ,

I’ll do you one better, why is Jeff?

Mastengwe ,

Or when is Jeff.

And009 ,

We don’t even know where is Jeff.

rdri , to lemmyshitpost in democracy in Russia

Here is a continuation or whatever…

Mikufan , to noncredibledefense in The Best Offense is a Good Jeffence

Jeff is the founder of Jeff nuclear technology and they build nukes, he keeps them as novelty and emotional support.

ChicoSuave , to noncredibledefense in The Best Offense is a Good Jeffence

Jeff might be friends with David Hahn.

CptEnder ,

Damn that dude’s life took a turn

VeganCheesecake ,
@VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That article gets really depressing really fast.

threelonmusketeers ,

This related article (though Fusion, not Fission) is much less depressing: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_Wilson

CluckN , to noncredibledefense in The Best Offense is a Good Jeffence

I could see Bezos with a few nukes just in case.

deegeese ,

In case we try to take away his tax dodges.

Oiconomia ,

Comes with “prime sameday delivery” of certain nuclear annihilation

someguy3 , to noncredibledefense in The Best Offense is a Good Jeffence

Less than 10 is technically true.

neptune ,

My neighbor Jeff is working on procuring his tenth, so I guess maybe you know a different Jeff?

dalekcaan ,

I should mail the CIA every once in a while, let them know I have fewer than ten ICBMs. Keep them on their toes.

Death_Equity ,

They already know your location.

Subverb ,

“Fewer than ten” is even more technically correct.

SpermHowitzer , to noncredibledefense in The Best Offense is a Good Jeffence

What is Jeff?

Turd_Ferg ,
@Turd_Ferg@sh.itjust.works avatar

What is San Fransisco? dam…

sfxrlz , to lemmyshitpost in Her accent makes it so much funnier

Mcgonnagal in a muggles world

vegaquake , to lemmyshitpost in Her accent makes it so much funnier

Absolutely flabbergasted

CptEnder , to lemmyshitpost in Her accent makes it so much funnier

Hey! Leave Gary Busey alone!

aeronmelon , to lemmyshitpost in Her accent makes it so much funnier

When they said “Dicks out for Harambe,” this is not what they had in mind.

CptEnder ,

Damn she could give Judy Dench a run for her money with that annunciation though

sirico , to lemmyshitpost in Her accent makes it so much funnier
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

No one send this lady a 4chan link

7heo ,

You’re right, send her a goatse link. Saves time.

UltraBlack , to lemmyshitpost in democracy in Russia

did they bribe that cop for looking away?

Red_October ,

They just reminded him that if he doesn’t find something to keep him busy outside for a few minutes, he’ll have a tragic accident the next time he goes near a high window or ledge.

anarchyrabbit , to lemmyshitpost in democracy in Russia

I fear this is the way South Africa is going. The African National Congress (ANC) is not the same ANC that fought for democracy. All the moral leaders have been ejected by the corrupt. They blatantly steal money meant to uplift the nation. The leaders flash their lavish lifestyles while majority live in poverty. Corruption is rife within the party.

The ANC has taken side the side of Gaza, which is morally correct. Yet, they remain on the fence with Russia and Ukraine, because of their close ties with Putin and Co.

We fear that our democratic election in 2 months time is at risk and the ANC will use playbooks from Russia.

If South Africa has any chance of turning things around the ANC needs to be voted out.

dukatos , to lemmyshitpost in democracy in Russia

The same is in Serbia. Not sure who teached who.

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