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Vigilante , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Low-pitched gurgling noises

Use a steel rod just for that if you don’t have one BUY ONE it’s worth it .

Nikki ,
@Nikki@lemmy.world avatar

or just buy a pair of long rubber gloves

Vigilante ,

But i will still eww when i feel those things tho

chaotic_disorganizer , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Low-pitched gurgling noises
  • laughs in european sinks *
Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Explain

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

European sinks are typically much larger than American or Canadian sinks, so it’s likely that the person climbed inside of their sink and was laughing while inside of it.

GBU_28 ,

My kitchen sink is massive as are my friend’s. Where do you think we wash our SUVs?

tautalas ,
@tautalas@lemmy.world avatar

Euro sink

Theme ,

Did you upload a youtube video to show a lemmy stranger your sink?

tautalas ,
@tautalas@lemmy.world avatar

Hell yeah

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

🤴

SmackemWittadic ,
@SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a Chad move right there

Theme ,

Hero.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Holy shit! Need that!

Colour_me_triggered ,

I’ve lived in Europe my whole life and only ever seen that system in the bathroom. But I also have a rather nice dishwasher because life is too short to spend it standing over the sink like a fucking chump.

tautalas ,
@tautalas@lemmy.world avatar

I love washing dishes. I watch YouTube or listen to a podcast, and it’s better than fishing for me. Especially after a party of some sort, when there’s shitload of them

Rodeo ,

Wanna be my roommate?

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I used to hate doing dishes but then I discovered the podcast+dishes combo and it’s like magic because somehow I can be entertained and productive at the same time!

Colour_me_triggered ,

I’m physically about as white as it’s possible to be. But I’m not nearly white enough to be entertained by podcasts.

Colour_me_triggered ,

Well if you want to hand wash my dishes you may feel free to do so. But you have to wear cat ears and a maid outfit while doing so.

fishbone ,

Is doing the dishes a requirement or can I just come over in cat ears and a maid outfit?

Colour_me_triggered ,

How do you feel about life in the far north?

fishbone ,

Love it, the colder the better. Worst case scenario, the cat ears will be plenty enough to keep me warm.

Colour_me_triggered ,

Well let me know if you want to take up residence as the family pet ;)

woelkchen ,
@woelkchen@lemmy.world avatar

Cheaper sinks without that mechanism still have the plug attached to a chain you can just yank, so you can unplug without reaching in either way.

time_fo_that ,

Omg that is legendary

cm0002 , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Low-pitched gurgling noises

Laughs in Dishwasher

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in Bridge pillars lookin fine these days ngl
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Coming this summer: Pixar’s Boats.

ChicoSuave ,

We all float out here!

ryan213 ,
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

What if bridges had feelings?

Fredselfish , to lemmyshitpost in Bridge pillars lookin fine these days ngl
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

Little to soon for this joke. I mean we’re still trying to recover bodies from the river.

HappycamperNZ ,

Then you’re in the wrong community

Evil_Shrubbery , to noncredibledefense in Pirates stand no chance

Is this Marvel or DC?

RIP_Cheems , to noncredibledefense in Pirates stand no chance
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b39086e7-a2b2-4f47-be07-98e5e362a4ee.jpeg

Ohnobro , to lemmyshitpost in Bridge pillars lookin fine these days ngl

People died

GBU_28 , (edited )

That day? Yeah, like probably thousands

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in Low-pitched gurgling noises

This is when Drake has to touch 18 year old pussy.

doublejay1999 , to lemmyshitpost in Bridge pillars lookin fine these days ngl
@doublejay1999@lemmy.world avatar

Too shit too soon

IsoSpandy , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in No comment...

Finally we have found the connecting link between humans and monkeys. /s

Toto ,

What a stupid comment

abbadon420 ,

Stupid kids beget stupid comments. I’ve been called the missing link in my teenage years and looking back, they were appropriate insults.

the_third , to lemmyshitpost in Bridge pillars lookin fine these days ngl

Jeesus Christ Lemmy.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Knock off brand Jesus is my favorite Jeesus

GBU_28 ,

Comes with a corndog

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , to lemmyshitpost in Low-pitched gurgling noises
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

I worked as a dishwasher when I was in high school and you get over this real quick.

Because at least you're not cleaning up shit after someone destroyed the bathroom.

pewgar_seemsimandroid , to noncredibledefense in Pirates stand no chance

it’s raining trains in western Yemen

jaschen , to lemmyshitpost in Low-pitched gurgling noises

I always have tongs next to the sink because of this. Nasty bones in the garbage disposal? Tongs. Clogged drain. Tongs.

affiliate ,

that’s so clever i can’t believe i didn’t think of this

time_fo_that ,

Just don’t confuse them for ones you use to cook lol

CluelessDude ,

This looks like a poop knife sort of scenario.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

the things you put on your feet?

Cqrd ,

Those are called thongs in some countries, but not tongs afaik. Also the US doesn’t call them thongs, so this is for those people confused by this. Tongs are those things that are kind of like chop sticks but joined at the end so they can grab stuff - usually from hot places like a grill or stove.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Sorry, I’m not a native speaker so I had no idea what those grabber things were called, thanks for explaining!

200ok ,

Is this like the poop knife I keep hearing about?

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