Best is when you’re holding with two hands/arms and you take the top one away for one second and that’s when they decide to go for a gold medal landing.
Can you blame them? Two people decide to fuck each other and then a whole-ass new person has to work and pay taxes and suffer for 80 years? I’m still not over it.
It’s like a toddlers oldest instinct, just flex all of the back muscles and fly backwards. I’d be sitting on the floor with my son, tell him to stop throwing toys, boom, head hits the floor.
Toddler Crackhead Energy +physics. She flexed her back pretty suddenly. Toddlers are pretty top heavy, and that arm rest is kinda rounded, so... flop, thunk.
The momentum kept the head out of harm's way, though, so that's nice.
the universe actually needs this one.. a plucky independent FM/subspace space radio station trying to make ends meet and please a truly diverse audience in a galaxy increasingly dominated by corporate buffoons..
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