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Amanduh , to noncredibledefense in I own a P90 for homeworld defense because that's what Colonel O'Neill intended

I want to share this with someone but I'm not sure I know someone with the requisite knowledge to find this funny

Transporter_Room_3 ,
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Literally my first thought.

All the people with appropriate meme knowledge don’t watch Stargate.

All the people in my life who watch Stargate wouldn’t get the meme. They might get a chuckle from “lol random” type humor but that’s it.

Amanduh ,

How could this happpppen to meeeee ive made my mistakes

Fades , to noncredibledefense in I own a P90 for homeworld defense because that's what Colonel O'Neill intended

There goes my hero

rtxn , to noncredibledefense in I own a P90 for homeworld defense because that's what Colonel O'Neill intended

I have two things to say.

  • When Schrödinger was present in the SGC (season 3, when they dealt with the Tollan), the standard issue service weapon was still the MP5. The P90 was only introduced around the middle of season 4.
  • I don’t think I can make fun of trekkies being obsessed with their trivia anymore.
FartsWithAnAccent ,
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You can make fun of anything if you try hard enough!

Transporter_Room_3 ,
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Luckily p90s were issued before the Tollan were wiped out by Tanith.

So theoretically it’s possible, but only technically. I got the feeling they didn’t visit the SGC after they left except the two other times we see them. During O’Neill’s “rebel” phase to expose Maybournes’ off world shenanigans, and the very episode where they end.

I might be a bit of a Stargate nerd… And I can’t even make fun if star trek nerds either because I’m one of those, too…

psmgx , to noncredibledefense in I own a P90 for homeworld defense because that's what Colonel O'Neill intended

Pfffffff muskets and cannons would still be better. Tally Ho indeed!

Transporter_Room_3 ,
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Depending on which year of the show it was, this could be true!

QuinceDaPence , to noncredibledefense in Lo encontré

I don't get it.

nuke OP ,

Lo encontré = Found him

It’s the Saddam meme because of all their similarities

superfes , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered

Where farting becomes a game of Russian Roulette?

mindbleach ,

“Never trust a fart… motherfucker!

psmgx ,

There is only one chamber so technically it’s Polish Roulette

PugJesus , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered
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One dreads the recoil.

NounsAndWords ,

I’m more concerned about the heat

SheDiceToday ,

One round shouldn’t be that bad. This is a future feature the people will pay for!

ivanafterall ,
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Does one?

candyman337 ,

It’ll make your prostate explode in multiple ways!

saltnotsugar ,

The soldier died.

“That’s bad!”

But he nutted quite strongly before the end.

“That’s good!”

InfiniteStruggle ,

Is this a reference to that selena gomez skit?

psmgx ,

Yes.

And by yes I mean no. Simpsons Halloween episode reference

teft ,
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Explode in ecstasy.

JoYo ,
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If they switched to PCP .25 they could make this fully auto and legal.

troglodytis ,

One pays extra for the recoil.

mindbleach ,

Two, as well.

BolexForSoup , to risa in My entire inheritance is a box
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About four years ago, I sat down and organized all of my cables, then tied all the matching cables together with bongo ties/Velcro straps. A lot of it of course has become scattered again, but I am still reaping the benefits from having them all generally grouped together. It is worth the hour or two folks!

m_r_butts ,

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  • BolexForSoup ,
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    God that makes so much sense. I’m kind of annoyed at myself for not thinking of it

    _danny , to risa in My entire inheritance is a box

    I’d guess it’s beside the others.

    jawa21 OP ,
    Tolookah ,

    This is mine… I understand

    HubertManne ,

    you guys have drawers!!!

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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    I’m not putting a photo of my box of shame on the internet

    ummthatguy ,
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    Yeah, no. Mine are “contained” within a former sleeping bag slip case.

    MelodiousFunk ,
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    _danny ,

    It was a bad pun on “parallel”

    jawa21 OP ,

    I’m sorry it needed explanation, but that is actually a brilliant pun!

    starman2112 , to funny in Cracked the code
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    It’s so weird being reminded of that other world that exists alongside reality, where the number of times people assume they’ll wear an article of clothing or piece of jewelry is in the tens

    Rozz ,

    Me wearing my shirt that I’ve had for at least ten years

    CucumberFetish ,

    Most shirts I have are merch. The newest one is 2 years old. The oldest one is around a decade.

    It is weird to see those questionnaires about how often you buy clothes, where the minimum timespan is every few days and max is once a month.

    aeronmelon , to risa in My first attempt at an OC gif

    Kai Winn and Bones McCoy walk into a room, only one of them is walking out.

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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    Bones is a changeling! Get him!

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod , to noncredibledefense in I own a P90 for homeworld defense because that's what Colonel O'Neill intended
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    Now I want to hear Christopher Judge shout "tally ho!"

    SolOrion , to noncredibledefense in I own a P90 for homeworld defense because that's what Colonel O'Neill intended

    I can’t properly express how much I love this.

    thann , to noncredibledefense in I own a P90 for homeworld defense because that's what Colonel O'Neill intended

    POW! Right in the symbiote!

    The_Picard_Maneuver , to risa in My first attempt at an OC gif
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    It works great, my child.

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