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GreatAlbatross , to casualuk in Important update on the king's bum!
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I think we should start pinning the king’s bum posts. It’s important to know the status of the royal prostate.

(On a slightly serious note, I do respect him for being very public about it.
If it means one more prostate-owner gets checked early enough to prevent problems, it’s a social good)

smeg OP ,

Yeah, as far as posts about the royals go I thought this was initially as hilariously irrelevant as the usual non-stories, but if you’ve got a constant camera in your face (or up your arse) then using it to make men aware of something important they’d probably rather not think about is actually pretty decent

chloyster , to gaming in YouTubers this week

Memes are only allowed on Monday

Emperor , to casualuk in Important update on the king's bum!
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King piece

smeg OP ,

The replies from you and @GreatAlbatross are like chalk and cheese. The perfect yin and yang of admins.

Blackout , to casualuk in Important update on the king's bum!
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I wish I could afford to get my prostate professionally enlarged. Instead I have to do it at home with a pickle jar :(

Flax_vert , to casualuk in Important update on the king's bum!

I’m probably the biggest royalist on this instance, and even I find these notifications unnecessary 🤣

rubikcuber , (edited ) to casualuk in Wokery gone mad, or something.
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The book is originally from the 80s, and if I remember correctly part of the conceit is that none of the family know what this strange “avocado pear” is (because in Britain of the 1980s no-one did). I don’t think the financial ramifications are really discussed, and the family keep feeding the little blighter avocados until he gets strong enough to beat up a burglar or something.

SubArcticTundra ,
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When did avocados appear in shops?

JoBo ,

Normal people shops, late '80s, early '90s mebbe? This potted history reckons 1968 for M&S (which is not a normal person shop when it comes to food):

A cultural history of the avocado

1968: What on Earth?

Marks & Spencer claim they introduced avocados to UK supermarkets, when they stocked them as ‘avocado pears’ in 1968. At the time, we Brits did not take to them.

People were confused by the name: when one customer complained after she’d stewed her avocado pear and served it with custard, M&S even started selling them with leaflets explaining they were intended to be a salad item.

FuckyWucky , to casualuk in Wokery gone mad, or something.

the baby shoplifts ez

adam_y , to newcommunities in Tea - Feddit UK
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Chap looks like he’s been to sports direct.

Emperor OP ,
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I’m not sure even they do a 2 litre mug.

adam_y ,
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Emperor OP ,
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That’s exactly the kind of post we are looking for!

Dasnap ,
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Yeah they wouldn’t bother making one that small.

Zugyuk , to newcommunities in Tea - Feddit UK

No pinch of salt? Jk, please no hate

Emperor OP ,
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I started the community after the Saltgate uproar died down or it would get nasty quick.

cynar ,

Americans seem obsessed with salty tea.

Wasn’t it Boston where they had a massive party. Unfortunately they, for some bizarre reason, decided to make the tea with cold salt water! They also made it WAY too weak. Qudos for trying for the world’s biggest cup of tea. But don’t complain about its taste afterwards.

They’ve been uppity since that whole fiasco!

sabreW4K3 , to newcommunities in Tea - Feddit UK
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Maybe you can be friends with !tea

Emperor OP ,
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Nope, it’s all out war now for tea supremacy.

sabreW4K3 ,
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😂

TurtleTourParty , to newcommunities in Tea - Feddit UK

That mug brings back horrible memories of Ajit Pai.

threelonmusketeers ,

Ah yes, I remember his teeth getting bigger every day on Imgur.

originalucifer , to cat in The Most Comfortable Position
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your morris is showing

SuiXi3D , to cat in The Most Comfortable Position
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Without the brain cell, the body contorts in all sorts of interesting ways in an attempt to find it.

Emperor , to casualuk in A divided nation
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Seems like something drawn up by a soft southerner.

Mojojojo1993 ,

My thoughts exactly

Mr_Blott ,

Anyone who includes Fife and Dundee as having a stuck up and pretentious accent is either deaf or geographically challenged

Emperor ,
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Yeah, my sister-in-law’s family are from Dundee. I can definitely confirm that.

They clearly meant to get Edinburgh (although that also implies they’ve never been to Edinburgh) but went too wide.

Mr_Blott ,

My mum was born in Dundee. When she went to work on the switchboard at the gas company as a teenager, the very first thing they did was send her to an elocution class to get rid of the Dundee accent 😂

To her dying day, she still answered the phone like Hyacinth Bucket

Emperor ,
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I once answered the phone when “Granny” rang, scared the life out of me.

Forgetspasswords , to casualuk in A divided nation

As a Canadian I’m not entirely sure what region it is that “punches horses” but it got a chuckle out of me.

Pilon23 ,

Newcastle - happened at a football game some years ago

Forgetspasswords ,

Wait, that actually happened?? Hahaha I feel bad for laughing though, poor horse.

Emperor ,
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Back in 2013 - there’s video of it.

The horse was fine and died at the age of 21 after a pleasant retirement.

Forgetspasswords ,

Wow thanks for the link! It seemed too ridiculous to be true, but I’m not surprised it was a drunk sports fan 🤦‍♀️

Emperor ,
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And no-one in the UK is surprised it was a Newcastle fan!

Forgetspasswords ,

😂

cmbabul ,

As an American, is New Castle yalls Florida?

The_v ,

Think more Maine than Florida. Cold dark winters with lots of beer and whiskey.

ns1 ,

You can instantly tell it’s Newcastle without knowing the exact point on the map, because it’s the same place that is “shirtless”

The_v ,

The “potential imminent violence” accents got me laughing.

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